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[Soflobro]

Well I'm happy to finally be a part of the forum.

[Soflobro]

Thanks Bad Kitty for the BEAutiful picture. So, you love big breasts, you are 6' 4" tall  , and now we see your face and you are gorgeous. How is it possible for any one person to be so lucky ? 

6'4"? when did that get stated? That is amazing

[Pink Lisa]

Wasn't me, I swear...*shifty eyes*

Lol.

LoL Cute!

Well I'm happy to finally be a part of the forum.

Nice! hugs!

[ROUNDandHEAVY]

what the hell, here goes:

So very pretty. Thanks for sharing!

[brakblake]

what the hell, here goes:

Very awesome

[Bad Kitty]

thanks for all the friendly remarks everyone.

yes, i did put a bit of myself into the avatar

and yes, i'm 6'4", its been mentioned elsewhere on the forum. I'm slightly over that actually, I round it down as I'd prefer to be less tall personally. kinda doin the whole amazon warrior look, or valkyrie maybe, i've got fairly nordic features.

@madcow
As for the forehead comment... I do have a large forehead, yeah. everybody has unique traits ya know, and that's a good thing. otherwise we'd all look like the vapid faces on toothpaste commercials. Not sure what you mean by my "haircut" though. all of my hair is about 30" long. there's more on one side because i pulled most of it to one side. That isn't a very candid picture though no, it's a best of a few dozen pics, on a night when i was more heavily made up than usual, for a big date. I did work with lighting and such to try to get an especially good picture there. freshly awake in the morning i look more like a zombie i'm afraid.

anyway, here's a more candid pic:

[madcow4]

anyway, here's a more candid pic:

This one does you a whole lot more justice, IMVHO. By haircut, it seemed to play up your forehead, but that picture was pretty uncanny valley, so I don't know what I saw. This one has a way more real feeling to it, not to say that the other one was bad, just a personal preference thing. Your a great photographer, just not my style when photostalking. :p

And your skin is still incredible, like if Alison Brie had a marble statue lying around, you could totally swap with it and spy on everyone who walked by, unless she kept it at home, in which case, I envy you...

[Kichi_7]

anyway, here's a more candid pic:

o.o

Oh my.

[YS]

6'4"?
An inch taller than me..  

Here's me. It's nude, but no cock shown, so it should be okay, I guess.

[Pink Lisa]

6'4"?
An inch taller than me..  

Here's me. It's nude, but no cock shown, so it should be okay, I guess.

You do know it's ok to show full nudity here, right? Nice photo of you.

[Soflobro]

thanks for all the friendly remarks everyone.

yes, i did put a bit of myself into the avatar

and yes, i'm 6'4", its been mentioned elsewhere on the forum. I'm slightly over that actually, I round it down as I'd prefer to be less tall personally. kinda doin the whole amazon warrior look, or valkyrie maybe, i've got fairly nordic features.

@madcow
As for the forehead comment... I do have a large forehead, yeah. everybody has unique traits ya know, and that's a good thing. otherwise we'd all look like the vapid faces on toothpaste commercials. Not sure what you mean by my "haircut" though. all of my hair is about 30" long. there's more on one side because i pulled most of it to one side. That isn't a very candid picture though no, it's a best of a few dozen pics, on a night when i was more heavily made up than usual, for a big date. I did work with lighting and such to try to get an especially good picture there. freshly awake in the morning i look more like a zombie i'm afraid.

anyway, here's a more candid pic:

An inch taller than me as well but I think height in a woman is very sexy so embrace it as just another unique quality. Also, I'm not posting a nude pic of me standing up. I am WAY too out of shape for that

[Pink Lisa]

An inch taller than me as well but I think height in a woman is very sexy so embrace it as just another unique quality. Also, I'm not posting a nude pic of me standing up. I am WAY too out of shape for that

LoL Well my being so short must mean I am not as attractive. LoL 5'1 =  I hate being tiny like a short kid. It sucks always having had small feet. Never wore heels. Not something I can even do now because of the braces. but even if I did not they do not make adult shoes in a 4 or a 3 and a half.

Any way at least she is pretty as well and people are saying that. I did not get that lucky. I just have huge breasts. Well that is all anyone ever notices about me as if I post just photos of my breasts. Funny, not really. In private messages people call me cute. Some times people act like I might be pretty in private messages. I'm not in to being called cute. in fact I hate being called cute. It's like a puppy's head on a women's body, awe so cute like a kitten or stuff teddy bear or something. LoL It's not like I don't have naked photos of photo's of my self in a thong posted. Oops! LoL but seriously. Why say cute? That is a let down to me. I'm not cute. I want people to see and say wow, What a pretty women with a nice body. Not just boobs and ignoring the rest of me.

[Soflobro]

LoL Well my being so short must mean I am not as attractive. LoL 5'1 =  I hate being tiny like a short kid. It sucks always having had small feet. Never wore heels. Not something I can even do now because of the braces. but even if I did not they do not make adult shoes in a 4 or a 3 and a half.

Any way at least she is pretty as well and people are saying that. I did not get that lucky. I just have huge breasts. Well that is all anyone ever notices about me as if I post just photos of my breasts. Funny, not really. In private messages people call me cute. Some times people act like I might be pretty in private messages. I'm not in to being called cute. in fact I hate being called cute. It's like a puppy's head on a women's body, awe so cute like a kitten or stuff teddy bear or something. LoL It's not like I don't have naked photos of photo's of my self in a thong posted. Oops! LoL but seriously. Why say cute? That is a let down to me. I'm not cute. I want people to see and say wow, What a pretty women with a nice body. Not just boobs and ignoring the rest of me.

Now just because you're not tall does not mean you aren't attractive. My ex was 4'11 and I thought she was attractive. It's just that I don't know very many women even near my height, let alone taller than me and people generally look for some similar features in the opposite sex so when a woman is tall I would find her more attractive than if she was shorter. That's all. You know you are gorgeous Lisa. And I also hate being called cute. Now what about a thong?

[somnophorev2]

To add a photo, to not add a photo . . . that is most certainly the question! 

[Kichi_7]

Oh hush now Lisa, we both know you're the smex.    And you are indeed lucky! Not many short women are gifted with such shapely legs, which is definitely a plus in my book.

We all shuffle around on this mud ball with our own sets of pros and cons. The trick is to work with what you've got. And trust me, any guy here can tell you, you've got plenty. 

[Pink Lisa]

Oh hush now Lisa, we both know you're the smex.    And you are indeed lucky! Not many short women are gifted with such shapely legs, which is definitely a plus in my book.

We all shuffle around on this mud ball with our own sets of pros and cons. The trick is to work with what you've got. And trust me, any guy here can tell you, you've got plenty. 

No I'm not. Not lucky or what ever the other word you listed is. LoL yeah you try working out on a bike everyday hours on end to keep from looking like a lump of flesh on the floor.  I do everything possible to not look any different then I did before becoming disabled. You are are kind to think my legs look nice.

Yeah. The only plenty people notice is always below the neck body related. You are nice to talk about my legs. but would rather people find me pretty first then notice my face first or at least notice it. Head to toe kind of thing in that order. LoL

Maybe if I only post my head people will say something about just my face like how pretty. People might just point out my hair or eyebrows. Can't win either way. So if some day you see my nose is different and chin is different and I talk about getting my face fixed so my face can finally be considered pretty before anyone even noticing the rest of me, don't be shocked. Then I will be happy with my looks face wise. But you are a nice person either way. 

[Soflobro]

No I'm not. Not lucky or what ever the other word you listed is. LoL yeah you try working out on a bike everyday hours on end to keep from looking like a lump of flesh on the floor.  I do everything possible to not look any different then I did before becoming disabled. You are are kind to think my legs look nice.

Yeah. The only plenty people notice is always below the neck body related. You are nice to talk about my legs. but would rather people find me pretty first then notice my face first or at least notice it. Head to toe kind of thing in that order. LoL

Maybe if I only post my head people will say something about just my face like how pretty. People might just point out my hair or eyebrows. Can't win either way. So if some day you see my nose is different and chin is different and I talk about getting my face fixed so my face can finally be considered pretty before anyone even noticing the rest of me, don't be shocked. Then I will be happy with my looks face wise. But you are a nice person either way. 

Well I obviously understand why men would notice your chest first but I must agree that you do have a beautiful face and it is a shame that most men are pigs and don't appreciate it more

[Pink Lisa]

Well I obviously understand why men would notice your chest first but I must agree that you do have a beautiful face and it is a shame that most men are pigs and don't appreciate it more

Thank you. But I wouldn't call them pigs. I would say that they don't find me pretty. So they dance around not saying that by pointing out things like I wont notice. That is insulting to me.

[SwitcherX]

what the hell, here goes:

Thank you for going! 

[Shara]

we want switcher pics we want switcher pics

[Pink Lisa]

we want switcher pics we want switcher pics

What are switcher pics?

[Bad Kitty]

yeah, what are switcher pics?

Pal suggests: photos of user SwitcherX I assume.

[DruulEmpire]

Ummm ... I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that "switcher pics" would be of BEA member SwitcherX who posted on this page just four days ago.  (Though I must admit, "switcher pics" sounds like something that would be going on up in the Morph Requests section.)

Wait a minute -- does this mean that SwitcherX's avatar is NOT a self-portrait!?

[pedonbio]

Wait a minute -- does this mean that SwitcherX's avatar is NOT a self-portrait!?

I agree; is there anything about the picture of Tina Fey Eichmann that makes you think that is not a picture of the esteemed moustache jockey SwitcherX??

[Pink Lisa]

LoL!

[SwitcherX]

My avatar is the definition of rugged masculinity and therefore of me.

I'll post some pics of me in a little while.  Just be patient.

I have some photos that Bob [Mapplethorpe] took of me.  I wanted him to include them in his 1989 solo exhibit tour but he said that the world didn't have the guts to deal with them because they were too real.  I'm not going to post them.

[Bad Kitty]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).
anyway, i realized that I didn't have any pics of myself in the last couple years.
so, I took that as a sign that it was time to figure out how to use the reverse side camera on my iphone and snap off a self portrait.
it's a little grainy, the "good" camera is on the side opposite the screen, but it has a low-res screen-side camera for video phoning or snapping self portraits. haven't worked out how video calls work yet (not sure they're a great idea though to be honest). but getting at the reverse camera was pretty simple once i figured out the apple heiroglyph for it

n-e-ways, here's the latest

[Soflobro]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).
anyway, i realized that I didn't have any pics of myself in the last couple years.
so, I took that as a sign that it was time to figure out how to use the reverse side camera on my iphone and snap off a self portrait.
it's a little grainy, the "good" camera is on the side opposite the screen, but it has a low-res screen-side camera for video phoning or snapping self portraits. haven't worked out how video calls work yet (not sure they're a great idea though to be honest). but getting at the reverse camera was pretty simple once i figured out the apple heiroglyph for it

n-e-ways, here's the latest

Honestly, you look great and if I had to guess just by your looks from this pic I'd put your age somewhere in the early twenties.
I also have to say that you are definitively a diamond in the rough. You are tall, attractive, intelligent, a talanted artist and love huge boobs. Your partner is a very lucky guy

[Soflobro]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).

DOH! and of course, Happy Belated Bday *facepalm*

[Triumph]

  Ya know, I really don't post much stuff 'cause I'm a slow typer, and I love boobs to the point that I'm willing to show myself to the rest of ya's. It's a lot like coming out of the closet, just on a different subject. This pic was taken 7 or 8 years ago but should explain the origin of my moniker as well. I think the BEA is a great place and though I don't interact on the forums much, I appreciate the shared company that y'all show... Thanks!  Later--->Triumph

[solvegas]

Ya know Triumph, that pic looks like something straight out of ol' Route 66 in Arizona. I'm I anywhere near the ballpark ? 

[solvegas]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).
anyway, i realized that I didn't have any pics of myself in the last couple years.
so, I took that as a sign that it was time to figure out how to use the reverse side camera on my iphone and snap off a self portrait.
it's a little grainy, the "good" camera is on the side opposite the screen, but it has a low-res screen-side camera for video phoning or snapping self portraits. haven't worked out how video calls work yet (not sure they're a great idea though to be honest). but getting at the reverse camera was pretty simple once i figured out the apple heiroglyph for it

n-e-ways, here's the latest

Well, you may have turned older but you still look so young to me. If you are ever here in Vegas and come into the Luxor, I'll have to check your ID just to make sure you are 21 years old.  Happy late Bday.

[madcow4]

Happy Birthday, Kitty!

You have freckles? (Edit: Nope, that's grain.)

I guess I'll just have to make do with the fact that you have gone over to the iSide, so you're not infallible.

[CarlTL]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).
anyway, i realized that I didn't have any pics of myself in the last couple years.
so, I took that as a sign that it was time to figure out how to use the reverse side camera on my iphone and snap off a self portrait.
it's a little grainy, the "good" camera is on the side opposite the screen, but it has a low-res screen-side camera for video phoning or snapping self portraits. haven't worked out how video calls work yet (not sure they're a great idea though to be honest). but getting at the reverse camera was pretty simple once i figured out the apple heiroglyph for it

n-e-ways, here's the latest

A belated happy birthday!

Do you want the traditional pinch to grow an inch? (They never said it could be used for something besides height...  )

[SwitcherX]

So, the other day I turned older (no, I'm not telling how much).
anyway, i realized that I didn't have any pics of myself in the last couple years.
so, I took that as a sign that it was time to figure out how to use the reverse side camera on my iphone and snap off a self portrait.
it's a little grainy, the "good" camera is on the side opposite the screen, but it has a low-res screen-side camera for video phoning or snapping self portraits. haven't worked out how video calls work yet (not sure they're a great idea though to be honest). but getting at the reverse camera was pretty simple once i figured out the apple heiroglyph for it

n-e-ways, here's the latest

Sorry.  Grainy picture.