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« on: September 14, 2005, 02:29:36 AM » |
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... who's the prettiest, by far?
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 06:20:46 PM » |
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That's an awesome picture! Who is she - she looks familiar, but I can't recall her name. I know she's from a long time ago.
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To BE or not to BE; What was the question?
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 06:40:14 PM » |
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That is a morphed photo - but the model is Donna Ambrose. She performed in video The Kissogram Girls (goes back 12-15 years). From New York, this is ...  JustMeMike |
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MasterDragonfly
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 11:00:38 PM » |
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Reminds me of a joke. Woman comes home with a mirror to decorate the home. Or at least, that was the original intent. "C'mere," she says to her boyfriend, "The strange saleswoman who sold me this said it's magical, that all I have to do is chant a rhyme starting with 'Mirror mirror on the wall' in the form of a wish or something you want changed, and it'll do it magically." The boyfriend says, "Pretty cool. Only I can't think of any wall where it would fit." She says, "How about on the closet door?" He ponders, then says "Why not?" So they get hammer and nail, and hang the mirror up on the door. "Let me try it first," she says. "Oh, hang on. Since it's on a door and not a wall, shouldn't we change it to 'Mirror mirror on the door'...?" He says, "I don't see why not," figuring that it was just a lot of hooey anyway, but not wanting to be a killjoy. She stops and thinks. Being as unblessed as she was, she came up with this: "Mirror mirror on the door, Make my tits size forty-four." Poof. With the rending sound of fabric tearing, her top spontaneously fills up with the speed of an automotive air bag. She gasps, partly due to the surprise, partly due to the wind nearly being knocked out of her. He gasps, partly due to having his doubt eradicated in the blink of an eye, partly due to his previously flaccid member suddenly straining for release from his pants. "Let me try that," he says incredulously. He starts his incantation: "Mirror mirror on the door, Make my penis hit the floor." With a resounding 'Poof', his legs disappear.  |
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2005, 12:51:57 AM » |
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Mirror, mirror, on the door, here you go: size 44 (at least).
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2005, 03:29:09 PM » |
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LOL!!! Nice one.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2005, 12:59:35 AM » |
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2005, 01:26:55 AM » |
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Nice job, foon. I like 'em all.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2005, 03:37:03 AM » |
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If these are all morphs they are some of the best i've ever seen.
Top quality work.
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2005, 03:44:07 PM » |
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With a resounding 'Poof', his legs disappear.
"Mirror, mirror, hung on pegs
Give me back my fuckin' legs!!"
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<font color="black"> "But Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada; let us not forget Bryan Adams."
"Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions." <!--color--></font>
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2005, 10:02:36 PM » |
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Mirror mirror on the table, does my baby come on cable?
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 10:28:27 PM » |
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Mirror, mirror, just as planned, Make my babe cum on demand!  |
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 11:38:02 PM » |
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Mirror, mirror, I'm having fits... Why can't ALL girls have big tits?  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2005, 04:39:57 AM » |
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Mirror mirror @ her back
This one gives me a heart attack
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 09:10:04 AM » |
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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 10:51:05 AM » |
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Carmella Bing seems pleased with what she sees:  |
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My favorite models are: Nicole Sands, Milena V, BEshine, Sabrina Meloni, Abbi Secraa, Pink Lisa, Susie Sparks, Cheron, Lorna Morgan and finally Nita Stasberg AKA Melody Phaeton.
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 06:06:09 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 10:34:51 AM » |
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double tundi
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 11:53:31 AM » |
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Wifey look hot from any angle.  |
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 11:55:44 AM » |
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I'm very fond of Tundi's natural wonders...  But who wouldn't approve of Wifey's enhancements? Best regards, Bone... |
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 12:03:39 PM » |
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I'm very fond of Tundi's natural wonders...
But who wouldn't approve of Wifey's enhancements?
Best regards,
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both genuine HUMDINGERS!!!
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 11:51:31 AM » |
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The other Taylor  |
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 12:23:49 PM » |
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There have been some breathtaking mirrored shots of Chloe Vevrier through the years--many of them, in fact, from Chloesworld.com and Chloevevrier.com--but since she's specifically requested that her photos not be re-posted anywhere, I won't be the one to test her by posting here.
But for those that do have collections of her, take a peek through them. There's some awesome angles of those legendary breasts in there.
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 01:51:02 PM » |
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Want a custom avatar?"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."Chelsea Charms Special Agent: Dee MiB; Division 6, New York City
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2009, 01:34:37 PM » |
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2009, 08:01:52 AM » |
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i know it May, but this is April  |
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2009, 06:34:41 PM » |
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Just a little Fuko in the morning...
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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2009, 02:54:30 PM » |
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Natividad.
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"These things have a charisma and power all their own. One time at the airport I ran into a woman whose car wouldn't start. She was going to call AAA, but I took her jumper cables and attached them to my HHH hooters, and her car started up in a flash." ~ Pandora Peaks in an interview with Hustler's Busty Beauties
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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2009, 07:04:32 PM » |
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Ms Pedon seems to be asking, "Dear, do you think my tits are too big?"
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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2009, 08:39:24 PM » |
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Dear Pedonbio,
I could swear she asked "Dear, do you think my breasts are too small... because I do."
Best regards,
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« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2009, 05:14:07 PM » |
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« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2009, 08:32:07 PM » |
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Dear Pedonbio,
I could swear she asked "Dear, do you think my breasts are too small... because I do."
Best regards,
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« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2009, 09:07:12 AM » |
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Dear PB,
In that case, I'll try to post comments like that more often. LOL
all the best,
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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2009, 12:21:39 AM » |
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I can't blame most of the women in this thread if they masturbate at sight of their own reflection.  |
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« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2009, 04:06:46 PM » |
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Another oldie:
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