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From the author who brought you such thrilling posts like They're gonna stick a camera up my ASS and So I had a mammogram comes a new thrilling saga: There's a lump on my testicle Starring MUNCHWOLF as the patient, and Samuel L Jackson as the Doctor  Ermm .... yeah ... So, monday ... as I was repositioning myself for bed (and no that is not a euphamism for masturbation .. I did that earlier in the evening), I noticed something odd ... and hard ... where something odd and hard shouldn't be ... So I poked some more ... and yup ... it was odd and hard ... almost you could say .. a lump ... Anyway, it was late, so I went to bed. Tuesday, I checked again .. and yes ... there was still a lump ... so I decided I needed to take action Wednesday I called my Doc, and said, hey ... I'ld like to come in for an appointment, there's a lump on my testicle ... well, actually I didn't get to talk to my doc, since he was out of town, or something ... probably still scarred from sticking stuff up my ass ... but I did get to set an appointment with another doc today ... Now usually (not that this usually happens to me) .. if some man I've never met before says drop your pants and let me grab your balls, he better have a gun ... but considering I was there to drop my pants and such, and did so ... and he .. um ... well .. I've never had a man stare so intently at my nutsack before .... and gosh darn it ... he couldn't find it (not my balls .. the lump) ... so I had to reach down their and guide him to the lump ... and lo ... he found a lump ... and he said ... "You have a lump" I kind of already knew that ... but I guess validation from a professional can be nice ... He then said it was probably Calcified Appendix Tip .... which sounds like something you would order in a Calfornia restaurant ... but he was going to arrange a ultrasound or x-ray or somesuch for tuesday anyway. Now I'm thinking ... the appendix is the most useless organ in the human body ... it serves no purpose ... and besides exploding on a few people, killing them, it now drops calcified bits of itself into the scotum just for fun? How can one rightly justify that God made man in his image, when he adds this practical joker of an organ into the equation? Anyway .... I'll know more Tuesday ... -Munch "I'll take, 'What do you call someone who wears wool sweaters to attract Lymantria dispar' for $100 Alex" Wolf |
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 09:17:29 PM » |
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*crosses fingers it's not something malign lumpwolf
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 12:54:42 AM » |
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I hope all goes well with the scrotal ultrasound.
I actually just had one of those while investigating some recent testicular pain, but it turned out to be epididimitis (basically, a non-STD related testicular infection). I had a nice chat with the nurse while she went to town with the ultrasound scanner on my genitals. A pretty surreal experience.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 01:11:52 AM » |
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I hope he really meant calcified Appendix testis.
eh .. shrug .. maybe ... I was too distracted by him grabbing my balls
-Munch "hey, it has been over a year since anyone but me has been there ... so any attention is .. OMG ... look Elvis" Wolf |
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 05:42:06 AM » |
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It's probably just Chuck's... I mean Munch's... body trying to grow a third testicle in a Darwinesque attempt to keep up with his manliness.
That or he was masturbating once while eating sunflower seeds and ingested one on the upstroke.
Whatever it is, Munch, I hope it turns out to be far less exciting than the fact that you had your marble bag manhandled by a perfect stranger who may or may not have actually been a doctor. (Fumbled around a while and couldn't even find a lump on his own? Eh, it COULD have been a highly trained medical professional... don't worry about it.)
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 10:40:04 AM » |
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The odd part was when he had me demostrate on him where exactly the lump should be.
Wait, that's not how they measure you for pants! |
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 11:10:12 AM » |
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-Munch "you imagine me masturbating? ? Am I wearing the hat?" Wolf
::: Fighting the urge to say "No, I imagine you wearing the hat while I'M masturbating" ::: |
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 02:51:12 PM » |
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Sorry to hear the news. Your nutsack will be in my thoughts, Munch.
No, wait, not like that... oh God...
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 07:04:14 PM » |
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Love the photo of you and Dr. Jackson Munch. Hope tests come back ok.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 10:18:00 PM » |
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Best of luck with the scan Munch.
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 05:01:21 AM » |
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Not trying to one-up you , but I have two (testicles with lumps). While hopefully avoiding TMI, both have occasionally been labeled a type of hydrocele with no dire consequences (the lumps anyway).
May your fortune be equally favored (to not have two lumps).
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2007, 10:52:54 PM » |
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Not trying to one-up you , but I have two (testicles with lumps). While hopefully avoiding TMI, both have occasionally been labeled a type of hydrocele with no dire consequences (the lumps anyway).
May your fortune be equally favored (to not have two lumps).
I have one also and it was nothing to worry about.. hope all goes well there you lumpy nutted,mad hatted, affectionato of biggins.. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2007, 11:30:40 PM » |
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Hope it's nothing. The lump you should worry about is the one between your shoulders. It's gross. Uh...sorry. That's your face.   Just kidding. But seriously, at least you took the time to self-examine and to consult a Doctor about it. Too many ignore a problem till its too late. Very likely it's nothing to worry about. Best of luck. |
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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2007, 05:37:30 PM » |
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Best wishes, Munch. I've been through it a couple of times, knowing how important fast action is, and both turned out negative.
And I always choose the "full anesthesia" alternative when somebody drives that tv camera up my ass.
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2007, 09:12:40 PM » |
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i can sympathize. its scary. i recently found a lump which the wife took to calling my third testicle. went to the doctor and he said he thought it was a tumour, possibly lymphatic.
ok so i was scared shitless. he sent me to an endocrinologist and he squeezed so hard i wanted to die right there. and then he tells me its just a benign fatty cyst attached to a scar i had from a hernia operation i had at age 3.(dont ask)
so long story short...get lots of opinions and tests before you fret too hard.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2007, 12:45:59 PM » |
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I know it's a serious issue, but I couldn't help laughing at the post. Keep your spirits up. I hope the tests come back negative. I've had some scares similar to it that made me nervous as hell.
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2007, 06:07:28 PM » |
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So, Munch, it's Tuesday at 3:07 P.M.
How did it turn out? Inquiring minds...
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2007, 08:11:02 PM » |
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So let me first say ... female pouring warm gel over my balls and then rubbing them ... mmmmmm Ok, she was rubbing them with an ultrasound wand ... but I can pretend it was more fun than it was ... Anyway .. let me second say .. doctors suck ... So I go in, get my balls massaged, and get more pictures taken of my junk from several angles than a model get done in a photoshoot ... it was almost as if my sack was the next lead in Scrotum Weekly ... after spending a while picturing (and measuring), a radiologist came in, and definitely identified .... I had a lump ... of that he was certain ... He didn't know what kind of lump ... possible a cyst, but he wasn't really sure ... and who knows from where, it probably just floated down there ... and he guessed it wasn't harmful ... so his suggestion ... just leave it there ...  he at least assured me he'd try to forward the results to my doc some time this week, so we'll see if there's consensus ... -Munch "did I mention doctors suck?" Wolf |
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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2007, 11:40:55 PM » |
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I Hope for your sake at least the nurse was cute.
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2007, 04:29:46 AM » |
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You know what I think it might be?
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A lump.
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2007, 10:38:28 AM » |
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A Lump? -Munch "Surprised no one posted that vid yet .... also surprised no one commented on the 'Moth Fucker'" Wolf
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 02:24:36 PM » |
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Glad to hear things are turning out ok, who would we abuse if something happened to you? Seriously I know it can be scary, I had to go in for heart tests lately and I was mighty glad when they told me all was well. Just wondering if I say "HANG IN THERE" would it come off as a thoughtless nut sac joke? Well anyway take care of yourself Munch! Xmarx52 |
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2007, 12:26:15 AM » |
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I had a similar esperience. Not *exactly* the same, mind, as I lack testicles, but still...
I had to have an ultrasound scan of my right breast after I found a pea-sized lump. (I would've had a mammogram, but I was nursing at the time, and they don't pay radiologists enough to have to mop up after that.) After many nervous hours of waiting, the highly non-erotic scans (with cold gel, you lucky bastard. They warmed it for you?), and more waiting, I was told it was just a lump, maybe a cyst, and nothing to worry about, they think. And so said the next two doctors.
*sigh* I still have it. I'm thinking of naming it.
Anyway, glad to hear your lump is not a problematic lump. Hope it all turns out okay. If you're uncomfortable with it, and your insurance covers it, have the little bugger removed. If not, and evberything else is in good working order, make friends with it. However, I'd like to advise you to get a second opinion. There must be more than one radiology place in town, and weird lumps are not something to be too relaxed about.
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2007, 01:28:18 AM » |
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I'm going to visit a Urologist ... on the 22nd of March (I think they purposely assigned me a far off date to discourage me) ... and see what he says ... cause .. like ... ack .. a lump in a soft spot ... it gives me the wiggans ....
-Munch "so yes, I'm planning on getting Mr Lumpy removed" Wolf
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2007, 02:34:56 AM » |
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it gives me the wiggans ....
I'd much rather have the heebity jeebities than the wiggans. They sound like k*ds' television show characters. I feel your pain! At least March 22 is only a little more than a month away.
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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2007, 05:05:27 AM » |
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Don't you mean ... THE WIGGLES ? And you know what SLJ says about THE WIGGLES dontcha???  -Munch "I feel like this could become an SNL skit" Wolf |
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2007, 09:31:54 AM » |
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I hoped you wouldn't bring the Wiggles up.
Damn. Now I'm going to have that stupid "Fruit Salad" song going through my head ALL DAY. I blame your testicle.
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2007, 09:32:12 AM » |
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Welcome to the club buddy. I went through the same thing when I was about 16. Long story short, it just turned out to be some sort of "lump" or rapid growth in one testicle that made it seem like cancer or something. Luckily it turned out to be nothing, hope it turns out the same for you.
Good luck man.
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« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2007, 12:59:42 PM » |
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Is that a lump on your testicle, or are you happy to see me?
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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2007, 02:53:38 PM » |
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I hoped you wouldn't bring the Wiggles up.
Thinking of you always gets my wiggle up
-Munch "fruuuuuuuuit saaaaaaaaalad" Wolf |
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I hoped you wouldn't bring the Wiggles up.
Thinking of you always gets my wiggle up
-Munch "fruuuuuuuuit saaaaaaaaalad" Wolf
Could be worse. The resulting discomfort will probably lead to a captain feathersword for a while. |
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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2007, 06:17:58 PM » |
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I hoped you wouldn't bring the Wiggles up.
Thinking of you always gets my wiggle up
-Munch "fruuuuuuuuit saaaaaaaaalad" Wolf
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« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2007, 12:46:13 PM » |
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So let me first say ... female pouring warm gel over my balls and then rubbing them ... mmmmmm
Ok, she was rubbing them with an ultrasound wand ... but I can pretend it was more fun than it was ...
Anyway .. let me second say .. doctors suck ...
So I go in, get my balls massaged, and get more pictures taken of my junk from several angles than a model get done in a photoshoot
Sure I saw this porno once. Anyway, go on...
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... it was almost as if my sack was the next lead in Scrotum Weekly ... after spending a while picturing (and measuring), a radiologist came in, and definitely identified .... I had a lump ... of that he was certain ...
He didn't know what kind of lump ... possible a cyst, but he wasn't really sure ... and who knows from where, it probably just floated down there ... and he guessed it wasn't harmful ... so his suggestion ... just leave it there ...
he at least assured me he'd try to forward the results to my doc some time this week, so we'll see if there's consensus ...
-Munch "did I mention doctors suck?" Wolf
not gonna make crappy jokes about your health mate. Just wish you good luck and hope you return with news of nothing more than a scare is all. |
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