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« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2008, 02:58:31 PM » |
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Multnomah County, Oregon is the unofficial crystal-meth capital of the United States.
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"Whenever someone talks about doing something for reasons of justice, you should put your hand in your pocket, because you're about to get it picked."
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TheHerald
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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2008, 03:55:44 PM » |
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Can it truly be labeled random if it took me over an hour to decide which image to post?   |
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GALVATRON
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2008, 09:51:10 PM » |
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SwitcherX
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2008, 11:31:38 PM » |
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Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann
"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister
"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
-- Notty
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« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2008, 12:39:17 AM » |
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notty
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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2008, 12:43:39 AM » |
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To paraphrase Poul Anderson, "Intelligence is a wonderful thing. It provides us with reasons for doing what we were going to do anyway."notty's breast augmentation thread
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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2008, 10:39:09 AM » |
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I still refer to him as Marky-Mark. I've heard he doesn't like that, either.
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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2008, 02:05:18 PM » |
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Aw! I like his movies. Now I'm pissed off because he lacks a sense of humour, making him a twonk.  |
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"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow..." Cornershop - Brimful of Asha
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TheHerald
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« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2008, 03:59:28 PM » |
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It can't be a random thread in the off-topic forum of the BEA without some of this..   |
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« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2008, 08:10:58 PM » |
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I'll match your yuri girls and raise you a Lords of Acid cover by Coop  |
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« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2008, 05:18:40 AM » |
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« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2008, 10:42:17 AM » |
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Were they so stoned they started to spell FUCKERS wrong?
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Work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest, I missed you. - Gov. William J. LePetomane |
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« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2008, 10:43:54 AM » |
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This model train is waaaaaay cooler than the rest. |
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TheHerald
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« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2008, 08:35:27 PM » |
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Quote:
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This model train is waaaaaay cooler than the rest.
No pun intended, of course!  |
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« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2008, 04:49:50 PM » |
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('Minds me of how Klaatu intrigued little Bobby with the idea of trains that run without tracks. ) Why oh why is the world media refusing to discuss how Craig Ferguson is alerting us to the imminent invasion from Monkeyvania?  |
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SwitcherX
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« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2008, 06:01:27 PM » |
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Why oh why is the world media refusing to discuss how Craig Ferguson is alerting us to the imminent invasion from Monkeyvania?
Becasue he's Scottish and they can't get past his accent.  |
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Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann
"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister
"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
-- Notty
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« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2008, 07:18:25 PM » |
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Whenever I hear that name I can't help but think of the episode of Married with Ch1ldren "A Dump of My Own" where Al brought home a Ferguson, the king of toilets. |
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« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2008, 11:16:53 AM » |
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Maybe I'm a freak, but I'd enjoy this if it were real. Despite their large and colorful claims, I'm a bit skeptical |
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« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2008, 01:39:10 PM » |
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Maybe I'm a freak, but I'd enjoy this if it were real. Despite their large and colorful claims, I'm a bit skeptical
lol...this link was fun, would guess the middle one is the fake one. |
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notty
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« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2008, 10:16:55 PM » |
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Do you ever get so angry you want to lay entire cities to waste and turn back the clock on humanity?
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To paraphrase Poul Anderson, "Intelligence is a wonderful thing. It provides us with reasons for doing what we were going to do anyway."notty's breast augmentation thread
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« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2008, 10:20:33 PM » |
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I'd rather turn the clock far forward instantaneously, then have everyone stand around asking "Hey, we finally got our shit together -- how did THAT happen!?" Druul "I think it would be sort of like watching Star Trek" Empire |
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TheHerald
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« Reply #57 on: October 17, 2008, 04:02:24 AM » |
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I'd rather turn the clock far forward instantaneously, then have everyone stand around asking "Hey, we finally got our shit together -- how did THAT happen!?"
Druul "I think it would be sort of like watching Star Trek" Empire
You've just illustrated why so many people hate and/or laugh derisively at Star Trek fans.
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« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2008, 06:15:29 AM » |
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Dawn, n. The time of day when men of reason go to bed.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2008, 02:37:46 AM » |
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Not my work:  Oh, what do you get when you rewrite an 80s song so the lyrics match what's going on in the music video? This. |
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...It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when
ev'ryone throws self-control away.
It's time to do a wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you'll always rue!
Alan J. Lerner, "The Lusty Month of May"
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« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2008, 11:18:10 PM » |
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Songs from Unwritten Musicals:
Sen McCarthy: "I've Got a Little list"
Chorus: "They've Got the Whole World in Their Hands"
Edward R. Murrow: "You Cheated, You Lied"
Chorus: "Shaddup You Face"
And one even less thought out (points to whoever makes the connection)...
"Memories Are Made of This", Dean Martin
"Garden Party", Rick Nelson
"The Queen of Hearts", Juice Newton
"Mama and Me", Nellie McKay
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...It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when
ev'ryone throws self-control away.
It's time to do a wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you'll always rue!
Alan J. Lerner, "The Lusty Month of May"
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« Reply #61 on: October 21, 2008, 12:38:47 PM » |
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« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2008, 03:05:55 PM » |
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Here's a picture of one of the bookshelfs at my house. It's an excellant organizational system for me - aesthetically pleasing and functional, as I'm far more likely to remember something in my collection by color than author or title.
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PET
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« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2008, 04:11:42 PM » |
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« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2008, 04:23:46 PM » |
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I have a 12" penis - but I don't use it as a rule.
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« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2008, 06:42:55 PM » |
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I think Brooke Shields is the hottest she's ever been now that she's selling Volkswagen Routans. |
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Bonecracker
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« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2008, 07:39:38 PM » |
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I have a 12" penis - but I don't use it as a rule.
Which penis do you use? Do to have a second longer one, or do you choose to use someone else's? |
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This post may contain items including, but not limited to, sarcasm, irony, hyperbole intended to bring humor to this discussion. Those of you without a sense of humor, best ignore my posts.
There's a lot of internet out there, be sure to look around! |
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PET
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« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2008, 08:07:46 PM » |
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I have a 12" penis - but I don't use it as a rule.
dont you mean, - I dont use it as a ruler |
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