The new torpedo tits thread

[pedonbio]

I think it's mostly in the angle of the shot. Here's Janey Reynolds, not noted for torpedoes:

[Palomine]

I think it's mostly in the angle of the shot. Here's Janey Reynolds, not noted for torpedoes:

I respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague. While it's certainly undeniable that the angle can emphasize the torpedoesque nature, I contend that some have the characteristic 'pendulous yet pointy' shape and some do not (overfilled implants are an obvious example: their spherical nature rarely, if ever, results in torpedoes IME) and of course, there's no hard-and-fast line dividing the two: some lie 'in between' the torpedo and not-really-torpedo camps.

Suzanne Pritchard and Cynthia Myers are prime and obvious examples of Torpedoes. A few of the gals in this thread so far are more in the grey area IMO, but still lovely nonetheless.   

[T_Man]

Aside from a great set of torpedoes, probably one of the sexiest photos ever...

[pedonbio]

I respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague. While it's certainly undeniable that the angle can emphasize the torpedoesque nature, I contend that some have the characteristic 'pendulous yet pointy' shape and some do not (overfilled implants are an obvious example: their spherical nature rarely, if ever, results in torpedoes IME) and of course, there's no hard-and-fast line dividing the two: some lie 'in between' the torpedo and not-really-torpedo camps.

Suzanne Pritchard and Cynthia Myers are prime and obvious examples of Torpedoes. A few of the gals in this thread so far are more in the grey area IMO, but still lovely nonetheless.  

As so often happens, Pal, you have convinced me with the logic of your evidence. Add RR to your file:

[pedonbio]

Since this is a fairly small, specialized thread, I hope the mods won't mind my posting this picture in two threads since this young lady, a one-shoot wonder named Linda Frederix, is on her knees and has a very fine set of torpedoes:

P.s.--I think that Klee print is a cheap knock-off, not an original.

[MaxBigfoot]

Since this is a fairly small, specialized thread, I hope the mods won't mind my posting this picture in two threads since this young lady, a one-shoot wonder named Linda Frederix, is on her knees and has a very fine set of torpedoes:

Only one shoot?  What a shame.   

[pedonbio]

Only one shoot?  What a shame.   

I think so, and I agree. She had a lot of potential. At least two potentials. And a nice ass...

[MaxBigfoot]

I think so, and I agree. She had a lot of potential. At least two potentials. And a nice ass...

Legs, face, skin, hair...   

[TheZookie007]

Even as he shows us a remarkable example of torpedoes now lost to the mists of time, he still finds the time to argue about the provenance of the artwork behind her. A true man of culture, is our pedonbio

[anakinsrise]

 

[Magiciano]

vintage torpedos

[pedonbio]

Linda Gamble:

[pedonbio]

vintage torpedos

For the record, that lady is Kathy Suits.

[TheZookie007]

Linda Gamble:

Torpedos full speed ahead! Man!

[pedonbio]

Torpedos full speed ahead! Man!

Yes, she has permission to cum aboard.

[Palomine]

Off topic, there's some early speculation that a S. Korean ship was torpedoed by a N. Korean one yesterday. On topic, Ruth Anderson, a vastly underrated vintage brunette who appears to have gotten TWO helpings of bosom when they were handing them out, also appears to be packing torps from some angles.

[pedonbio]

Yes, Pal. I've been following developments in the Yellow Sea with some interest, being a Spratly Islander myself. There was an NPR report that as many as 40 South Korean sailors may be lost. I'm guessing (from the location) that we probably had satellite coverage, so perhaps we will know whether a torpedo was involved.

What I heard about Ruth Anderson was that she worked in Florida as a showgirl in the 1960s and was "lured" into nude modeling by Bunny Yeager, who introduced her to Arv Miller.

And, while it is a stretch, I offer some tor-pedons:

[gOOber]

And, while it is a stretch, I offer some tor-pedons

[auto_reply]

Did someone say torpedoes?

[Magiciano]

Angie Savage

[Googie]

Here's Luca Torelli, aka Torpedo,  and a pair of tits. Hot damn does Jordi Bernet know how to draw some sexy buxom dames.

[Magiciano]

In Bed With Faith

[Palomine]

Sharon Wells, who IMO is as cute as the cat's pajamas even though she looks a bit hard in some photos, sports a smaller (but hardly inadequate) pair of vintage torps, complete with great big puffies. Love the short haircut and sweet smile.

[TheZookie007]

Angie Savage

I disagree that that is a good example of torpedoes, though. She's doing the classic "push in with the upper arms to create a larger cleavage" move, plus she's leaning forward.

[Palomine]

I disagree that that is a good example of torpedoes, though. She's doing the classic "push in with the upper arms to create a larger cleavage" move, plus she's leaning forward.

I agree... folks seem to be confusing breasts that are merely natural or hanging or pendulous with actual torps. While a classic torp is generally both natural and pendulous, it's also got a SHAPE not common to the majority of nat hangers. Sort of an elongated, southward pointy thing (though the degree varies as does the scale of the breasts themselves) hence the 'torpedo' designation. Cynthia and Suzanne are typical examples of larger torps, while the Sharon Wells I just posted earlier is a smaller torp (who also boasts some major puffies, further confusing the issue).

[onion_writer]

I agree and disagree. For me, the classic torpedo includes an inexplicable pointedness -- away from the chest. Like eggplants shooting off a wall at 90 degrees. It's gravity-defying projection that defines torpedo-ness.

Mod edit: I understand, but generally, I'd refer to those as cone-shaped or rockets, rather than the more pendulous torpedoes. Those are even more rare than torps IME.

[pedonbio]

I think we can agree on Rosina:

[onion_writer]

Early Lupo candid; damn, she'd put your eye out.

[MaxBigfoot]

Early Lupo candid; damn, she'd put your eye out.

She doesn't need to.  Mine jump out to meet her.   

[Magiciano]

Scarlett Rouge

[Geeve]

Hanging ones should be rebranded unguided bombs instead of torpedo.

[anakinsrise]

Mod edit: post removed for being off-topic... by no definition was the image on-topic for this thread. Anakin, though your participation is welcome, you seem to be taking liberties with the site rules in an effort to avoid 1-1-1, etc... As has been mentioned to you before, you've received so many second chances and warnings that we're about out of leeway for you: your NEXT violation will result in a temp ban in an effort to give you time to re-read and better understand the Rules that govern your participation here. I'm letting you slide by this one last time (as your post was merely obviously off-topic and not technically a violation) and giving you this one last warning. Please exercise some restraint and abide by the same rules as everyone else. Thanks.

DO NOT edit this post... THAT would be a violation.

[pedonbio]

Fire two!

[pedonbio]

 

[pedonbio]

I think it's time we did some intellectual speculation in this thread, and if none of you want to speculate, that is fine, because I really come from a different cultural time, and the statutes of limitation have run on anything I may have done in my youth which might be considered --er-- irregular.

Speaking for myself, torpedo tits have two objective advantages: They are large and they are firm. They have to be both those things in order to have that shape. They also have a third, more subjectively attractive quality: They are a gift to the young. I would speculate that many, if not most, young ladies with unusually large breasts in their early teens have torpedoes, and the models in this thread have, through careful diet and exercise, kept that quality.

I am simply saying this on behalf of some members who, while in their late teens, may have been the "older man" in some very well-endowed younger girl's life, however briefly, and may have become familiar with this phenomenon, and for whom the statute of limitations may not yet have run out.

Not that I would ever have done such a thing.