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A side effect of my chemotherapy is a rather nasty case of neuropathy -- that's nerve damage affecting my hands and feet. As it was described to me, it's as if your nerves are insulated wires and someone has stripped all the insulation off. I haven't got a sense of feel - but it's not like my hands are numb. It's more like I feel that the entire surface area of my hands are always touching something. It's a very vivid, constant, and noticeable sensation. When I actually do touch something, I can't sense it because it already feels like I'm touching something so nothing has changed... savvy? Anyway, on to the part you clicked here to read about. You'd think given my condition that playing with myself would be all the better -- kinda like I'm getting grabbed by someone else. Quite to the contrary, the neuropathy is so strong and so annoying, it overshadows any intended pleasurable sensations and kills it. The train never leaves the station. The train is still operational -- just not when I'm at the controls. I'm thinking I should be eligible for medical prostitution or something. And from a boob hound perspective, don't worry. I don't feel touch, but I still feel temperatures, sharp pokes, and most importantly the sensations of heft, mass and weight. It's not a best-case situation, but I still enjoy my version of the feel of grabbing some tig ol' bitties. Plus it hasn't diminished the purely mental 'OH MY GOD SHE'S LETTING ME TOUCH HER TITS" sensations... and isn't that half the fun anyway?  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 04:41:21 PM » |
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I'm thinking I should be eligible for medical prostitution or something.
Sounds like a great idea for a proposition/ referendom in California. Sorry to hear of your predicament. |
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 04:55:41 PM » |
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Can you buy a toy or something? Normally I'd mock for people owning a fleshlight, but if you got one, your brain would register that you shouldn't be feeling it in your hands AND you get the satisfaction. I don't know specifics of guy masturbatory aids, but I know they're out there. Better that then nothing, right?
I'm sure if you decide against toys, there's a whole forum willing to let you live vicariously through them in a totally not creepy way.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 05:20:18 PM » |
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Can you buy a toy or something? Normally I'd mock for people owning a fleshlight, but if you got one, your brain would register that you shouldn't be feeling it in your hands AND you get the satisfaction. I don't know specifics of guy masturbatory aids, but I know they're out there. Better that then nothing, right?
I hadn't considered that. Actually my sex life has kept pace with demand so I'm not approaching DefCom 5 or anything just yet. Don't start sending donations. And truthfully, the "I've got this problem... can you help a guy out?" approach has been more successful than it has a right to be. (No, NOT with strangers -- though that would make for an interesting approach...) I'm sure if you decide against toys, there's a whole forum willing to let you live vicariously through them in a totally not creepy way.
You know of a forum that's not creepy? PM me...  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 08:30:07 PM » |
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Have you tried having piles of other people masturbate you instead?
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 08:44:18 PM » |
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I will also respond with JOIN THE CLUB!!!
But I have no illness, just KIDS and a WIFE.
BA DOOM CHING!!!!
Seriously, I'm not as much of a dick as a I sound.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 08:45:59 PM » |
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Have you tried having piles of other people masturbate you instead?
"Piles" of people lolol -- you've still got that MMFFF thing on your mind, don't you?? But yes, I'm getting by with the help of other people. Can't say that I have a whole pile of hands carved into my bedpost yet, but it's still early... |
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 08:51:33 PM » |
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Aw, somebody needs a good ol' gloryhole!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2011, 09:07:50 PM » |
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I'm thinking I should be eligible for medical prostitution or something.
I know the perfect woman for you. Her name is Ann Hedonia.  Sorry, I`m going to burn in hell anyway. I wish you the best. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2011, 09:59:41 PM » |
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Man Espy, your friends are nothing like my friends. Mine would lend me money, give me rides, let me crash with them. Sleep with me because I can't masturbate? BEST. FRIENDS. EVER.
I don't know of any forums that aren't creepy in their own special way. I meant like a fistpump in the air "FOR ESPY!" when in the midst of things. You know. Totally uncreepy when a man calls out a strange man from online's name mid climax.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2011, 10:03:57 PM » |
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Man Espy, your friends are nothing like my friends. Mine would lend me money, give me rides, let me crash with them. Sleep with me because I can't masturbate? BEST. FRIENDS. EVER.
Yeah, well you have big tits. Derr. By the way, I tried pac's "have piles of people masturbate you" approach, and not only did it NOT work, but I'm not allowed to ride the city buses any more... |
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2011, 05:14:59 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2011, 05:04:45 PM » |
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Hmmm. This looks like a fleshlight with added automation: Robotic Blowjob $100 |
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2011, 05:13:09 PM » |
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Okay, according to this ad, the device fits 95% of male penises that are from 5" to 8" in length and 4" to 6" in diameter. That's 4" to 6" in width, not circumference. 4" to 6" WIDE. ::: sitting here glaring at my ruler ::: |
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2011, 05:19:09 PM » |
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Robotic blowjob? Did they leave that out of Blade Runner? |
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2011, 07:42:25 PM » |
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Okay, according to this ad, the device fits 95% of male penises that are from 5" to 8" in length and 4" to 6" in diameter. That's 4" to 6" in width, not circumference. 4" to 6" WIDE.
Jesus Christ. Who wants to fuck a coke bottle? It isn't length, it's width that turns a nice hole into a hotdog down a hallway. o_0 |
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2011, 01:29:10 AM » |
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Dumb question, but is another way of describing the neuropathy akin to wearing gloves? You described it as not being aware of touching anything because you're already touching something. Wearing gloves would be like a perpetual state of touching something.
If this sounds more or less on track, I'm wondering whether wearing gloves could somehow fool your brain...?
I was initially thinking of winter gloves, but perhaps latex gloves would be more apropos. Disposable, fancy (eg, fetish) or heck, dishwashing gloves...? Add the lube and go?
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2011, 03:08:05 AM » |
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Jesus Christ. Who wants to fuck a coke bottle? It isn't length, it's width that turns a nice hole into a hotdog down a hallway. o_0
I think it is an error, as on the side it says 4-6" in Girth, so that would be in circumference not diameter. The average man girth is between 4-6" in circumference. My mom has that neuropathy thing going in her hand and feet. I don't let her drive anymore cause she cant tell how hard she is gassing the car. She wears glove when shopping grocery. |
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2011, 04:04:36 AM » |
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I don't own one nor do I want to, but I'm a bit put off by the comment that someone would make fun of the fleshlight! Toys for girls seem to be completely acceptable, but a guy can't have one? Please tell me the differece! Again, I don't own one, but please, tell me how a girl's toy is cool and a guy's toy is laugable?
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2011, 07:17:48 AM » |
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Toys for girls seem to be completely acceptable, but a guy can't have one? I couldn't agree with you more. My first link to a toy was not for amusement but for an attempt at a solution. I even have another link to a men's device. This one was highly rated and is called the Tenga Flip. |
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2011, 09:08:05 AM » |
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I don't own one nor do I want to, but I'm a bit put off by the comment that someone would make fun of the fleshlight! Toys for girls seem to be completely acceptable, but a guy can't have one? Please tell me the differece! Again, I don't own one, but please, tell me how a girl's toy is cool and a guy's toy is laugable?
I think a lot of it has something to do with guys really don't need toys to get off. It's two twist, turn done (to quote Jon Stewart). Guys get off easy. Girls have a way harder time and even with toys sometimes can't get off. Plus, the guy toys are pretty much consistently creepy. Girls might get a vibrating egg or a big blue dong. Guys get a flashlight with lips or plastic dolls with vacant stares. There's nothing wrong with guys using toys, but your selection is a lot more disturbing than women's. |
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2011, 11:36:02 AM » |
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There's nothing wrong with guys using toys, but your selection is a lot more disturbing than women's.
Different bodily mechanics require different solutions. Besides, we are more disturbed ( creepy laugh )  . |
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2011, 06:20:47 PM » |
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I think a lot of it has something to do with guys really don't need toys to get off. It's two twist, turn done (to quote Jon Stewart). Guys get off easy. Girls have a way harder time and even with toys sometimes can't get off. *SIGH* Alas, RX, you are correct. maybe we should have a thread about that. If I were looking for a single question that would foretell the success of a sexual relationship, it would be "Do you masturbate at least twice a week?" Guys get ... plastic dolls with vacant stares.
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2011, 04:54:36 AM » |
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I'm able to work okay with some minor adjustments (typing with two fingers, for example... since I can't feel the keys to touch type).
What kind of a fucked up affliction allows you to keep working but inhibits your ability to flog the dolphin?
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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2011, 09:21:13 PM » |
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awww poor Espy, let me do it for ya
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2011, 09:34:09 PM » |
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The average man girth is between 4-6" in circumference.
This caught my eye. Is that really true? Espy, I [no pun intended] feel for you. It must [again, no pun intended] suck. |
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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2011, 09:43:23 PM » |
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Espy, I [no pun intended] feel for you. It must [again, no pun intended] suck.
I report it here as a curious consequence of my condition, but it's not really a problem. I'm not running around brimming with semen looking for any imaginable way of unloading my burden. No more than usual, anyway. That response was to The Boob Guy. As for Shara: awww poor Espy, let me do it for ya
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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2011, 01:10:58 AM » |
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be right over.
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« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2011, 01:13:30 AM » |
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be right over.
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« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2011, 03:17:48 AM » |
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Jeez, get your own masturbation thread!!  |
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« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2011, 06:43:16 AM » |
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be right over.
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« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2011, 10:40:21 AM » |
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For the days Shara can't be there (grin)...
I for one really do hope you experiment with the new devices. Like RandomX said, they may seem awkward but I know how much toys mean to women and it would be a great thing if one of these inventions for men could really do the trick for you.
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Two words: pocket pussy.
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« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2011, 11:06:17 PM » |
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Shara is not a whore |
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« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2011, 04:03:54 AM » |
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Shara is not a whore Of course you aren't - and I hope you never start charging money! |
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