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« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2011, 12:41:49 PM » |
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mhm, we'd have to stop meeting then bignats  |
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« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2011, 06:56:16 PM » |
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A quick update -- for the many of you holding your breath on this issue:
Either my nerve damage has improved or (I suspect) I've just grown accustomed to it, but I'm once again a fully-functioning perv. By that I mean I can again reliably choke the chicken... beat the bishop... flog the dolphin... butter the corn... slap the salami... pull the weasel... caress the critter... perform the five knuckle shuffle...
If you're skeptical, I can always post pics. (Advice: just nod and say "we believe you")
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« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2011, 09:29:17 PM » |
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A quick update -- for the many of you holding your breath on this issue:
Either my nerve damage has improved or (I suspect) I've just grown accustomed to it, but I'm once again a fully-functioning perv. By that I mean I can again reliably choke the chicken... beat the bishop... flog the dolphin... butter the corn... slap the salami... pull the weasel... caress the critter... perform the five knuckle shuffle...
If you're skeptical, I can always post pics. (Advice: just nod and say "we believe you")
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SwitcherX
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« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2011, 11:37:07 PM » |
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I demand photographic proof.
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Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann
"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister
"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
-- Notty
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« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2011, 11:38:54 PM » |
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I demand photographic proof.
Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out... |
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solvegas
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« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2011, 12:01:52 AM » |
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Good to know you and your little friend are back on speaking terms. I will trust you are a honorable man and you will not inflict us with photographic proof. Thank you.  |
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« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2011, 12:09:37 AM » |
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Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...
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« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2011, 12:13:27 AM » |
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Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...
Some moms say 'waste not, want not!' 
If this were *actually* my mom, I'd have to re-think my priorities. 
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SwitcherX
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« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2011, 01:36:54 AM » |
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Send me a picture of your mom so I can knock one out...
Just do what I do and think of Oprah |
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Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann
"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister
"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
-- Notty
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solvegas
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« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2011, 01:47:48 AM » |
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Just do what I do and think of Oprah
Ooohh ... that's kinky !!!  |
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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2011, 01:51:26 AM » |
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Just do what I do and think of Oprah
This just in: I've lost my ability to masturbate... again! |
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solvegas
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« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2011, 02:01:25 AM » |
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This just in: I've lost my ability to masturbate... again!
This requires extreme measures ! 1.- Think of anything other than Oprah 2.- Inmediately switch sites away from that evil doer Switcher X 3.- Go to Beshine's site and study her with the utmost attention 4.- Continue studies unil Oprah is purged from mind and Beshine becomes sole image 5.- Resume happiness. Happy stroking! |
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bignatslover
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« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2011, 09:38:49 AM » |
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Either my nerve damage has improved or (I suspect) I've just grown accustomed to it, but I'm once again a fully-functioning perv. In all seriousness, I am truly happy to hear this! |
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My favorite models are: Nicole Sands, Milena V, BEshine, Sabrina Meloni, Abbi Secraa, Pink Lisa, Susie Sparks, Cheron, Lorna Morgan and finally Nita Stasberg AKA Melody Phaeton.
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Shara
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« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2011, 01:03:20 PM » |
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This requires extreme measures ! 1.- Think of anything other than Oprah 2.- Inmediately switch sites away from that evil doer Switcher X 3.- Go to Beshine's site and study her with the utmost attention 4.- Continue studies unil Oprah is purged from mind and Beshine becomes sole image 5.- Resume happiness. Happy stroking! I wonder if it would be harder for me to get off on beshine or oprah... |
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MrsPacman1
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« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2011, 03:31:53 PM » |
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I'm with you on that, Shara. IMHO...given the choice between the two, he'd probably wish he had the nerve damage back. Mrs*chin omelet...breakfast of champions*Pacman |
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solvegas
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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2011, 12:05:14 AM » |
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I'm with you on that, Shara. IMHO...given the choice between the two, he'd probably wish he had the nerve damage back. Mrs*chin omelet...breakfast of champions*Pacman Having read the Beshine monster thread in the Real life section of the forum and, to the best of my recollection, I think espy thinks Beshine is super special. From the response you and Shara have put out, it seems neither one of you think Beshine is hot. BEAuty is in the eye of the beholder after all. I never expect anyone to agree with me all the time. I think Beshine is super hot. So my remedy to espy was on something that would work for me in that situation. Espy of course can decide how to help himself. |
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« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2011, 01:21:18 AM » |
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Having read the Beshine monster thread in the Real life section of the forum and, to the best of my recollection, I think espy thinks Beshine is super special. From the response you and Shara have put out, it seems neither one of you think Beshine is hot. BEAuty is in the eye of the beholder after all. I never expect anyone to agree with me all the time. I think Beshine is super hot. So my remedy to espy was on something that would work for me in that situation. Espy of course can decide how to help himself.
It's ALL good, my man Sol... ALL good!! Most important, you had my back when I needed you most, buddy... when my masturbation mojo was about to be crushed by the evil Oprah monster!! |
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SwitcherX
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« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2011, 02:12:39 AM » |
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Most important, you had my back when I needed you most, buddy... when my masturbation mojo was about to be crushed by the evil Oprah monster!! Imagine Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell going down on eachother... |
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Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann
"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
-- Mammeister
"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
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« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2011, 02:22:15 AM » |
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Imagine Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell going down on eachother...
That, Sir, is beyond the pale. Why do you wish we all suffer such unfathomable agony ? How do you profit from such cruelty ? Is there no limit to your shame ? And why do you hate Oprah so much that you would inflict such a nasty curse as Rosie O'Donnell on her ?  |
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« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2011, 02:31:21 AM » |
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I'm an evil doer. It's what we do. |
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"Thank you herr professor Tina Fey Eichmann, nuclear brain surgeon and moustache jockey."
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« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2011, 12:17:00 PM » |
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I'm an evil doer. It's what we do. Well, OK ! |
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« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2011, 12:22:06 PM » |
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Imagine Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell going down on eachother...
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MrsPacman1
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« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2011, 12:25:20 PM » |
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I think Beshine is super hot. So my remedy to espy was on something that would work for me in that situation. Espy of course can decide how to help himself.
Exactly my point. I never said I didn't think she was hot. I agree that there needs to be Beshine's for the true BE lover community. There are so few these days that have the will and the means to accomplish it. It's all good in fantasy, as we have seen with many of the ladies here. What she has done and accomplished is astounding - and I say good for her, good for the BE community! I have actually posted in her thread a few times. I don't ever remember seeing our dear friend, espy, leaving any comments. Mrs*it doesn't mean he hasn't, though*Pacman |
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« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2011, 03:17:39 PM » |
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My idea of 'heaven' has nothing to do with harps and wings... it's all about having perfect information. Any question you may have is readily answered. There's the important stuff -- who stole my lunch money in 3rd grade? When was my longest fart? Would Delores Stafford have fucked me if I'd asked? Is espy really as hot as I suspect he is? (that last one is for y'all... I already know the answer...  ) There's also the whimsical stuff -- who holds the record for having inspired the most masturbation spooge in history? Hell, I may even be responsible for a couple of quarts... there are some gay guys in the office. The jizz produced while dreaming of Beshine would probably fill at least a couple of olympic size swimming pools, and that's just from those in attendance here. I wonder what timeless hottie holds the record, though.... Sometimes I just can't wait to die! |
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« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2011, 04:32:00 PM » |
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I'm thinking all that spunk would fill the great lakes! Especially when you consider all the lurkers, members to her site, forum participants, those who see her randomly on the street.... Now, Rosie and Oprah swimming in that lake? That might work... Mrs*for some people*Pacman |
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« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2011, 10:58:46 AM » |
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My idea of 'heaven' has nothing to do with harps and wings... it's all about having perfect information. Any question you may have is readily answered. There's the important stuff -- who stole my lunch money in 3rd grade? When was my longest fart? Would Delores Stafford have fucked me if I'd asked? Is espy really as hot as I suspect he is? (that last one is for y'all... I already know the answer... ) There's also the whimsical stuff -- who holds the record for having inspired the most masturbation spooge in history? Hell, I may even be responsible for a couple of quarts... there are some gay guys in the office. The jizz produced while dreaming of Beshine would probably fill at least a couple of olympic size swimming pools, and that's just from those in attendance here. I wonder what timeless hottie holds the record, though.... Sometimes I just can't wait to die! it's not me... I prefer sex over getting people to masturbate |
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« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2011, 08:02:11 PM » |
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This thread makes me wet.
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