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« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2011, 07:03:38 PM » |
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RubberDoll; always leaving them speachless.
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« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2011, 07:28:29 PM » |
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#10 - "If I stand perfectly still long enough, no one will hit on me..."
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« Reply #72 on: December 20, 2011, 09:32:43 PM » |
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#10: "Rubber Doll Inc. shocked the Adult Entertainment world today with the unveiling of its newest creation,which its designers proclaim will make the user a sandwich.Within one hour of press release all available models were sold out,and the waiting list continues to grow."
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« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2011, 01:13:06 AM » |
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#11
I wish I had a better/bigger screen cap, because it's not easy to tell that the only male in the shot is the person being suspended over the pit....
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« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2011, 09:20:57 AM » |
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Seriously, I wonder if that's from "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak" starring Tawny Kitaen. (Ah, the things I confess to knowing whenever I'm here ... )
#11: "Excuse me, but can anyone tell me where exactly on Earth this latest Axe commercial is supposed to be taking place?"
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« Reply #75 on: December 23, 2011, 09:33:18 PM » |
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#11: Here we witness the fabled Death by Snu-Snu.
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« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2011, 01:40:37 AM » |
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Got it in one, Druul! But that doesn't excuse the rest of you from coming up with captions!  |
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« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2011, 01:55:27 AM » |
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# 11 " By the way, do you think now is the time we torture him with the comfy pillows ? "
" No one expects ... THE SPANISH INQUISITION !!! "
( I just think there is a lot of Monty Python that could go with this. )
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« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2011, 01:37:15 AM » |
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Time for another one...
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« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2011, 03:57:24 AM » |
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#12. Dayum. Worst case of crabs I've ever had.
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« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2011, 08:46:45 AM » |
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#12 ; "No I don't think I want seafood tonight."
"FUCK! I just paid off that car!
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« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2011, 09:09:45 AM » |
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#12 "red lobster looks like it's experiencing technical difficulties today, guess I'll eat at the olive garden instead"
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« Reply #82 on: December 28, 2011, 09:29:02 AM » |
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#12: "I've been working at the SyFy Channel too long."
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« Reply #83 on: January 04, 2012, 12:30:47 AM » |
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OK, time for another.
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Alan J. Lerner, "The Lusty Month of May"
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« Reply #84 on: January 04, 2012, 02:32:23 AM » |
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# 13 " That sure is a lot of black pussy ! "  |
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« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2012, 08:05:42 AM » |
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And how much bad luck do you want?
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« Reply #86 on: January 04, 2012, 09:45:18 AM » |
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#12: "Liz Taylor as a little girl on the day she first contemplated marriage."
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« Reply #87 on: January 04, 2012, 11:26:50 AM » |
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Time for another one...
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« Reply #88 on: January 06, 2012, 10:33:55 AM » |
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hit the weak spot for massive damage
*grin* something about the cuteness + the gamer-chick attitude is especially attractive (even before you throw in the BE fetish, and other unmentionables  ) |
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« Reply #89 on: January 06, 2012, 09:03:59 PM » |
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Giant Enemy Crab...
In a historically accurate game...
my ass...
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« Reply #90 on: January 06, 2012, 10:02:36 PM » |
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#12
"Mr. G. E. Crab I presume? I'm here about the auto insurance policy we discussed over the phone?"
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"So you like big boobs? How big is your limit?"
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« Reply #91 on: January 07, 2012, 10:39:17 AM » |
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#13 - No one would predict the horror and chaos a single mouse was about to create...
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« Reply #92 on: January 07, 2012, 01:41:20 PM » |
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Time for another one...
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« Reply #93 on: January 07, 2012, 02:57:29 PM » |
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« Reply #94 on: January 07, 2012, 05:17:51 PM » |
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LDW makes a point -- I think we skipped right over 6. Kudos for an image with 6 actually in it.  #6: "I'M SICK TO FREAKING GOD OF 'I GOT YOU BABE!'" Alternately: "This never used to happen back when today was just Candlemas." |
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« Reply #95 on: January 07, 2012, 11:14:34 PM » |
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#6, rainy days and Mondays always get me down
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« Reply #96 on: January 08, 2012, 04:47:42 PM » |
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#6: Bill's got himself a job where he has to punch the clock. Literally.
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« Reply #97 on: January 09, 2012, 06:03:02 PM » |
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#6 - Now not only was Bill stuck in the same day, he was now stuck at 6am in the morning...
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« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2012, 03:09:32 AM » |
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#6 Bill still can't figure where the snooze button is despite being clearly labeled.
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« Reply #99 on: January 12, 2012, 02:03:47 AM » |
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And now for something completely different.
#14
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« Reply #100 on: January 12, 2012, 02:54:11 AM » |
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# 14 " We are the fashion police and you are under arrest for wearing those granny panties rather than a thong. More flesh should be exposed. " |
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« Reply #101 on: January 12, 2012, 04:12:22 AM » |
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"Nope, her legs don't go all the way up."
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« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2012, 11:33:10 PM » |
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I'll be darned if I'm going to let this fall off the first page!
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« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2012, 12:33:26 AM » |
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"Furries, the Golden Ages"
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« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2012, 06:07:28 AM » |
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#15: "So, I do this for you and I get laid, right?"
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