Defensive Lactating

[Lesbian Bob]

Andy Richter used the term "defensive lactating" on Monday's Conan show.

Please explain the concept.

[number3fac]

Although I did not see that conversation, I will assert that he was referring to Lazer Tits.

In lieu of an explanation, I present this demonstration:

[pedonbio]

That's a Strategic Defense Initiative I could support.