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Title: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: RDaneel on September 21, 2009, 07:13:57 PM
Got this from another site I frequent:

http://www.jordancarver.com/_/enter.html (http://www.jordancarver.com/_/enter.html)

My name is Jordan. I am 23 years old. I am a full-time model specializing in glamour & swimsuit. I am confident in my look, presence, and sex appeal.

I was born and grew up in Europe and recently moved to California. I am a little shorter than expected, but my presence absolutely demands the attention lost from the height thing.

The most fun I've ever had, is in front of the camera - it seems to be the most natural. I have an exotic look that is very unique. I have the look, I bring something different, and this is serious. So if you want see more ...

profile

Born: 30.01.1987
Measurement: 38 / 23 / 35
Hight: 5’5”
Bra/Cup: 34 DDD
Eyes: grey blue
Hair: dark brown
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: MaxBigfoot on September 21, 2009, 08:56:37 PM
Very fine find, RDaneel.  She is most worthy of having her own thread.   :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 21, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
Wow.  She's amazing.   She almost doesn't look real, she's so incredible.

Great find.  Thanks for sharing.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Reaver on September 21, 2009, 10:55:10 PM
The unreal look is because the photo is over processed.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 21, 2009, 11:48:14 PM
No, that's not what I was referring to.  The photo is as retouched as any normal glamour photo is and should be.

I was referring to her physique, which is truly incredible.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Jubei on September 21, 2009, 11:51:06 PM
DJPFC, are you going to add her to the rolodex?  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: robclassact on September 22, 2009, 01:01:00 AM
If he was still active, she seems like the kind of girl Brooks of SBB would be all over. He had a habit of picking up girls who had initially gained some internet attention (Cheryl is a good example). Sure, we would hate his ultra-retouching/morphing/alchemy but he'd toss out some crazy cleavage shots. Hell, with what she's packing, Lord knows how massively cartoonish he'd have her looking. I gotta' admit, I'd like to see it.

That said, I'd much more gladly put her in your hands DJPFC.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Glottis on September 22, 2009, 02:41:56 AM
She's quite pretty... but something's off. I feel like her photos are all slightly morphed, something about the lines just don't look right. Hopefully I'm wrong.

For instance, does this look strange to anyone else? I smell Anekee.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Reaver on September 22, 2009, 03:01:28 AM
I think it is just becoming a standard practice to dramatically alter or morph photos. Making black people lighter, erasing fat. It is airbrushing all over again. Software has allowed people to take mediocre photos and instead of taking the time while shooting to get the lighting and making right, they choose to touch it up afterward.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 22, 2009, 07:44:00 AM
She's quite pretty... but something's off. I feel like her photos are all slightly morphed, something about the lines just don't look right. Hopefully I'm wrong.

For instance, does this look strange to anyone else? I smell Anekee.

I REALLY hope I'm wrong but I was going to say the same in reference to Anekee. Some pics look altered and I don't know if it's just "good ole airbrushing" or plain morphing. I feel tempted to ask her if she'd do any kind of bikini or lingerie video work.

That particular pic looks strange in the outer border of the bra.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: RDaneel on September 22, 2009, 07:52:00 AM
I've gotta agree with DJPFC.

I do a lot of photography and digital manipulation seems the norm rather than the exception. It sure seemes to me that we did less manipulation in the days of film. While the "glamour" pics seem to have a more restrained retouch, the outdoor shot, especially the one shown above, seems a bit overdone. Candids and outdoor shots require more understanding of light and sometimes more equipment. It'd be interesting to see the histogram.

I'm looking forward to seeing who "manages" her but DJPFC seems to have a gift for that, too.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: roap on September 22, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
I feel like her photos are all slightly morphed

Well, the bra in the image is clearly larger than the DDD that she claims to be.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 22, 2009, 09:34:46 AM
I'm not going to say "clearly morphed" but it sure looks like it. Unfortunately.

I still hope somehow I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: unknown_0 on September 22, 2009, 09:48:33 AM
i vote: morphed
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: rebelde on September 22, 2009, 11:20:41 AM
 :o

F A N T A S T I C!!!

Love Jordan  :P

Great find, thanks!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Top_Forty on September 22, 2009, 02:36:57 PM
She definitely looks shopped to me.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on September 22, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
bra looks very funny and lots of squared out doubling of pixel of same color, which usually happens when stretching.

I do want to say she was honest about her bra size, and that whoever did the photoshop is the one to fault for deceiving. Not at all like Anekee. I think she would still be hot looking before the photoshop alteration.

The person who altered this really mess up on the right side of her breast, and didn't think that this could be uncover by using photoshop color adjustment.

I look at the first picture posted, and it also has doubling of pixel making square cubes along the bra edges.

On the first bikini picture the light point of origin showing the shadow are not consistent, as if the breast were bulge out, making the interior appearing flat, and the highlights wash out by the bulging.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chadburton on September 23, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
I don't know what to think--my c**K wants to say hell yea!...but my faculties say something stinks in the state of Denmark. She' s just too good to be true....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Verbotenbruste on September 23, 2009, 07:45:52 PM
ill believe in her when i see full motion video.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 23, 2009, 07:59:38 PM
ill believe in her when i see full motion video.

Agreed. Hopefully that will happen.  I think all this parsing over her photos being altered or not is pure speculation.  I honestly don't really see anything in any of her photos that leads me to believe her photos have been altered in any way beyond normal retouching. 
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on September 23, 2009, 08:43:55 PM
I didn't alter the pixel but only reveal and adjust level that the human eye can't see, It is definably altered! The right bra looks human to you? Do you not believe your own eyes?

I rented a video on fakes and alteration for photoshop. The guy that put the lecture together was designing a program that will automatically detect fakes and alterations. He was contracted out to Adobe to come up with a software to do that. He used several method, 1: by shadows, 2: by matching pixel for those that paste donors to the original, and 3: by pixel algorithm of overall shapes of non-matching cubes of multiple pixels.

This picture failed at 2 of the test, concretely. Absolutely fake!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chadburton on September 23, 2009, 09:41:13 PM
Guys, I'm torn here. Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe.....my man DJPFC, with tastes after my own heart, has a keen eye, but 3deroticer has tech knowledge that is just way beyond me. 

Who to believe?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on September 23, 2009, 10:51:05 PM
She's very hot, but I agree something in those photos seems a bit off.
I hope I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on September 24, 2009, 03:35:22 PM
I don't know what to think--my c**K wants to say hell yea!...but my faculties say something stinks in the state of Denmark. She' s just too good to be true....
Go with your C**K it's more fun that way! It's only the BEA forum, a land of make believe is the norm!

BTW if this photoshop artist got your head shaking of what real or fake, then its a damn good picture either way! This kind of thread have come up before about getting into a tizzy that she was fake, and bursting of bubble of finding the holy grail of big boob.

When I first started out, I was morphing breast to be as big as possible, but still believable, and yet I get feedback to make them bigger. Over the years my perception of what is believable kept growing. If I had saw what I made now 10 years ago, I would have said I was nuts and my perception is warp. I find this perception hilarious and the notion of whats real not too seriously. As far as your C**K is concern, its about your perception, it doesn't know what real or not, but only if the little guy is arouse by it.

I apologize for not taking this seriously, and for being a c**kblocker. This only apply to the one that wanted to believe otherwise.

again, I apologize for still not taking this seriously!

3D"C**kblocker"Eroticer

I agree with Chadburton! I say "Hell Yeah!
If my C**K likes it, then it's all good!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DrHyde on September 24, 2009, 10:34:57 PM
Yowza indeed! Great find!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: bammy on September 27, 2009, 01:57:48 PM
At the very least, the first photo looks like her image has been cut out and overlayed on an outdoor shot.  Even if she was strongly lit with a flash or reflector from the right, it doesn't seem like the same strong sunlight that cast the shadows from the railing behind also played on her body.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: sbcwby21 on September 27, 2009, 02:15:28 PM
I got to throw my 2 cents in here.  She looks amazing but I do believe this is a morph as well.  Take Anya for example.  Look at her photos.  Its clear that her boobs are not morphed.  All of the photos of this girl that I have found look like they have been morphed.....Even if it is only slightly.

Bummer.....shes hot as hell too.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: pornmanne on January 04, 2010, 04:47:45 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: onion_writer on January 04, 2010, 04:58:01 PM
The intial link appears to be down :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bftfan on January 04, 2010, 05:12:31 PM
The intial link appears to be down :(

I got "Under Construction" at this link: http://www.jordancarver.com/_/Jordan_Carver_Official_Page_2.html
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: onion_writer on January 04, 2010, 05:23:40 PM
Burning up the search engines, everything I find is pretty pixilated (and full of what I assume are German pop-ups). So a morph decision has to be out for the moment. No nudes, I guess. This one trips my trigger, though. That's it for my 1-1-1 on this thread.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on January 04, 2010, 07:42:17 PM
I got to throw my 2 cents in here.  She looks amazing but I do believe this is a morph as well.  Take Anya for example.  Look at her photos.  Its clear that her boobs are not morphed.  All of the photos of this girl that I have found look like they have been morphed.....Even if it is only slightly.

Bummer.....shes hot as hell too.


These photos don't look morphed to me.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on January 07, 2010, 02:35:13 AM
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9978881.0;attach=108859;image)

Ok... Not that I'm complaining AT ALL, but I seem to remember she claimed to be natural. That pic doesn't look morphed in any way (i mean, there're not clear signs of it) but unless she has the firmest boobs in the world, those breasts are fake.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shara on January 07, 2010, 08:19:30 AM
I actually know someone who worked with her in her European days... although she wasnt THAT busty back then she definitely had it going on. Gonna vote real ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: madabout on January 08, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
My Forecast: her breasts are fake, with a slight chance of Airbrushing  ;)

(http://7img.skins.be/2/1/1/0/9/0/6/18067-236360543036-132530378036-3355938-6238829-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Adman on January 08, 2010, 04:07:55 AM
At least as real as Denise...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on January 08, 2010, 12:32:27 PM
I'm going to vote the same I said about Denise:

Quite big to start with, then implants... so she's perfectly huge now. Or huge and perfect...

Let's talk about conspirations here... is it possible that the first pics are in fact morphed (after all they DID look weird and clearly photoshopped) because she didn't have those implants yet? They wanted to promote her future size and that's why her boobs look huge but more natural in the first pics.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on January 08, 2010, 05:52:32 PM
My Forecast: her breasts are fake, with a slight chance of Airbrushing  ;)

(http://7img.skins.be/2/1/1/0/9/0/6/18067-236360543036-132530378036-3355938-6238829-n.jpg)

The non-linked version:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: befanatic on January 26, 2010, 01:47:06 AM
(http://www.(prohibited T).com/phpBB2/files/pinup55_998.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: befanatic on February 05, 2010, 01:16:02 AM
(http://denisemilanigallery.net/**24**/DM-JC-wallpaper-1440x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on February 05, 2010, 01:29:56 AM
(http://denisemilanigallery.net/**24**/DM-JC-wallpaper-1440x900.jpg)

your post was not done right, so all we see is the thumbnail but we cannot click on it.  i saved the full size image and re hosted as a WORKING thumbnail, click to see larger pic.

(http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/674658_mtsan/DM-JC-wallpaper-1440x900.jpg) (http://filefap.com/view/674658_mtsan)
;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on February 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM
That's one heck of a juxtaposition...

I might have chosen a slightly different shot of Jordan, but the point is most assuredly taken.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pipatel on February 05, 2010, 10:23:50 AM
This reminds me of a clip with Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek, when they were fighting for five minutes about which one had the bigger boobs.
"No...yours are bigger!" "no...YOURS are bigger!" :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: mxn36 on February 05, 2010, 10:24:56 AM
Here my quick take on a comparison.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: PGirls on February 05, 2010, 11:48:26 AM
Edit by mod: stop spamming the exact same link and pic to multiple threads... you can post about a subject IN the thread ON that subject (as you already have) but you may not post about it in threads where your post is clearly off-topic: that's called spamming and is not allowed here PER the user agreement you SIGNED> So please, cut it out and re-read the rules. Thanks.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 05, 2010, 04:00:58 PM
Ok, the last comparison pic just did it for me.

Jordan is prettier and has firmer boobs so, to me, she wins.

I've got a new favourite model: Jordan Carver.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on February 05, 2010, 08:20:47 PM
Here my quick take on a comparison.

Now THAT is a juxtaposition!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Roo2 on February 05, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
Wow.  That's a mega duo - both are woman that would make my head explode if they spoke a word to me.    Very similar proportions actually - Denise probably has a bit more curve in the waist/hips/buns which I like.    While Jordan has more projection/size up top. 



Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: robinator on February 20, 2010, 10:02:27 PM
Jordan Carver is tops in my opinion, she is super sexy and got the goods 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on April 29, 2010, 02:07:46 PM
A wish of many: this, unfortunate, must to be faked  :P

But, why "lingerie model" poses with out lingerie? :P

Mod edit: Nemo, please... out of consideration for everyone else here... when appropriate/possible, PLEASE use the SEARCH function and APPEND to an existing thread rather than just creating more redundant threads on an existing subject... this just fragments the forum and makes it harder for other/future Jordan Carver fans to find her in the forums. I'm merging this now. Thanks. -Pal
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pacman on May 01, 2010, 06:12:50 PM
I will so rarely ever do this....... but I am throwing down my bullshit card right now. Use your brains people. Why was this necessary? Pinup has had a good rep....... I am sick of not commenting on some of this stuff.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on May 17, 2010, 11:05:36 AM
indeed, good reputation, who cares if they are real or fake?!?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on May 19, 2010, 05:25:24 AM
First of all I really think we should join both her threads together.

I think her initial policy about forums and photo sharing didn't do her any good. The lack of pics in her threads makes people forget them and turn to other models who share more content. And the worst part is that it doesn't stop people from creating blogs and threads in other forums sharing almost a 100% of her private area.

If you remember Denise's strongest moments (I really hope there're more to come) it didn't really hurt her to have a decent number of threads and blogs sharing photos and videos because she had a huge amount of paying members thanks to all the pages and forums talking about her. That's also one of the reasons why she could keep doing non-topless shoots for so long.

Jordan can be a new Denise if she wants, but I think she should be a little more open minded about sharing her stuff.

As for me, I can't wait to see more PinupFiles pics and clips of her. Being a camera operator myself I think she deserves much better clips.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Angelusx on May 19, 2010, 10:21:33 AM
Now THAT is a juxtaposition!   ;D ;D ;D


My apologies in advance but someone has to say it:

You mean a "Juggstaposition!"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on May 19, 2010, 04:17:08 PM

My apologies in advance but someone has to say it:

You mean a "Juggstaposition!"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: kleevage on July 05, 2010, 07:03:47 PM
http://www.jordancarver.com/Jordan_Carver/nomember.html

found this woman on this random youtube video (she appears at 1:38) and had to google her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVJcGBBz2A&feature=popular

anyone else seen her before?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shara on July 05, 2010, 07:15:24 PM
no she's a complete unknown ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 05, 2010, 08:09:11 PM
The "search" function is your friend...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 09, 2010, 12:57:48 PM
Okay, so we never had an actual PinupFiles thread for Jordan in here, mostly because her first debut with us back in January was more of a teaser (one photo set, no video) only.  So now that she's made her full-fledged debut this month, we're finally giving her a full-on thread like so many of our other models do, so we'll start with the latest new one, her candids from her 4th of July bikini shoot:


http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1325 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1325)

(http://www.pinupfiles.com/images/promo/jordancarver-vol02-bts-set01-promo.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1325)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 09, 2010, 12:59:21 PM
And some previous stuff...


http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1318 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1318)

(http://pinupfiles.com/images/promo/0d5f4daa7b1df52302b12f5c16cf7208.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1318)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 09, 2010, 01:00:01 PM
Her very first PinupFiles video is up, too...


http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1324 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1324)

(http://www.pinupfiles.com/images/promo/jordancarver-july4th01.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1324)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on July 09, 2010, 09:09:43 PM
Amazing as always... Thanks a lot DJ.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on July 10, 2010, 03:00:34 AM
Thanks for info!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 10, 2010, 03:15:30 AM
So now that she's made her full-fledged debut this month, we're finally giving her a full-on thread like so many of our other models do, so we'll start with the latest new one, her candids from her 4th of July bikini shoot:

Homina homina homina!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on July 10, 2010, 06:09:51 AM
Makes you wanna bust a nut.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on July 10, 2010, 09:22:07 AM
Damn right!  ;)

(http://www.alpa-chino.com/images/bust-a-nut.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: roap on July 11, 2010, 01:06:57 PM
Thank goodness she's admitting that she's an H-cup now.  Last year, she claimed she was merely a DDD, and it led to all sorts of speculation about morphing, etc.
 http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9978881.0.html#subject_9997983 (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9978881.0.html#subject_9997983)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 16, 2010, 02:17:42 PM
Actually, we blew it and got her size wrong... she's actually a HH.   :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

At least we have it corrected now.  And more new video, too...  :)


http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1336 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1336)

(http://www.pinupfiles.com/images/promo/jordancarver-july4th02.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1336)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: befanatic on July 20, 2010, 02:11:38 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxWiltxANlE/TEQh9WNZSQI/AAAAAAAAGwo/c9FyoB3tFHA/s1600/RedBikini.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on July 24, 2010, 08:53:00 AM
A very enjoyable interview of the lovely Jordan Carver
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/meet-32hh-internet-sensation-jordan-carver
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on August 04, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
looking large at Tao in Vegas.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on August 06, 2010, 06:36:00 PM
For all members or people who know how to get things through different sources and want to die in a giant pool of jealousy, keep on reading...

Jordan just released a new video in which she teases an actual member of her site in what I like to call "Old Playboy Style".

In the video, Fausto, aka "Lucky Bastard" (and the creator of her unofficial **24** Group), follows Jordan through the old streets of an italian city trying to give her back a scarf she accidentally dropped. She notices and decides to play with him in a kind of magical chase. After a few minutes, she lets him approach and... TAKE PHOTOS OF HER!!

Certainly I have to give Jordan her well deserved credit for this video because she's proven she can cause a standard porn viewer like me the need for a cold shower by just showing a quite ample cleavage, her long legs and a naughty smile... and of course the situation we'd all want to live with her.

I just hope she doesn't get too used to showing less and less skin. But anyway at least she knows how to look actively sexy. I still remember the bicycle video from Denise and its total lack of erotism.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on August 07, 2010, 01:47:21 AM
That's a good analysis, sir...   ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on August 07, 2010, 07:33:48 AM
Thanks! I wanted to put it on words because I'm still shocked that a video with such lack of nudity could arouse me so much.

This is just an idea, but maybe we could get to see some Pinupfiles models (the ones that feel like doing it) shooting these kind of "story based" videos, but of course showing a bit more? I really miss those from the old Playboy days.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ionej on August 07, 2010, 10:33:14 AM
That what I was saying in a way for Rachel Aldina  and others less nudity more tease[1950 style]
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gonZo on August 08, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
A post by Siliconex has been removed from this point because it was either rude or mistranslated.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on August 08, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
Giddy-up
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on August 08, 2010, 08:15:53 AM
(http://blog.signalnoise.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/i_awesome6.jpg)  ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on August 12, 2010, 03:55:23 PM
Behaving sinner.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Duke_of_Earl on August 13, 2010, 08:17:40 AM
For all members or people who know how to get things through different sources and want to die in a giant pool of jealousy, keep on reading...

Jordan just released a new video in which she teases an actual member of her site in what I like to call "Old Playboy Style".

In the video, Fausto, aka "Lucky Bastard" (and the creator of her unofficial **24** Group), follows Jordan through the old streets of an italian city trying to give her back a scarf she accidentally dropped. She notices and decides to play with him in a kind of magical chase. After a few minutes, she lets him approach and... TAKE PHOTOS OF HER!!

Certainly I have to give Jordan her well deserved credit for this video because she's proven she can cause a standard porn viewer like me the need for a cold shower by just showing a quite ample cleavage, her long legs and a naughty smile... and of course the situation we'd all want to live with her.

I just hope she doesn't get too used to showing less and less skin. But anyway at least she knows how to look actively sexy. I still remember the bicycle video from Denise and its total lack of erotism.

Could you be so kind as to provide us with a link?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on August 13, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
The video is in the members area of her website. The title is "The Scarpia".

http://www.jordancarver.com/member/video.html (http://www.jordancarver.com/member/video.html)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on August 16, 2010, 04:26:38 PM
New Jordan shots!   ;D ;D ;D


http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1369 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1369)

(http://www.pinupfiles.com/images/promo/jordancarver-vol03-bts-set01-promo.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1369)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on August 16, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
Slim and stacked. FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: HomerJay on August 17, 2010, 10:17:18 PM
That woman is proof of a higher power.
I just can't decide if its of God or the Devil.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: mastert on August 17, 2010, 10:47:00 PM
Magnifique!!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BarneyFife on August 17, 2010, 11:38:45 PM
What are Jordan,Leeann and September eating dang.It must be hell being a woman around any of these superhuman women not even getting any attention.The way September is going she'll pass the other two in the near future.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on August 18, 2010, 02:53:40 PM
What are Jordan,Leeann and September eating dang.

I'm still not sure whether Jordan is fake or not. Not that I care at all about both options. If she's natural then she has one of the most amazing breast to waist ratio ever along with truly gravity defying boobs. That's why I tend to think of her as fake, and again two of the most beautiful fake boobs ever.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Geeve on August 20, 2010, 12:53:08 AM
In the few pics you can see nipples poking through her shirt it kind of goes against natural, she has really high and walleyed nipple placement, can even see when she covers them up they are really high up.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on August 22, 2010, 10:01:32 PM
In the few pics you can see nipples poking through her shirt it kind of goes against natural, she has really high and walleyed nipple placement, can even see when she covers them up they are really high up.

Again... Not that it's really important for me if she's natural or not. She's gorgeous and she's getting much better with pics and clips in time.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: louisparson on August 23, 2010, 12:57:39 AM
That woman is proof of a higher power.
I just can't decide if its of God or the Devil.

She is proof there is a God, and that He loves DJPFC more than me.    :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Mercerwatch on September 02, 2010, 05:51:33 PM
Been visiting the BEA for like 14 years, unknown gigs of pics & movies, countless sightings, even been to the Expo twice in close quarters with Maxi, Chelsea, Minka, etc. Yet for some reason I cant wrap my head around Jordan Carver's dimensions. Any other model, it's obvious what's going on, I get a clear idea of the size and weight from Denise and Anya to Miosotis and Beshine, even though the camera lies in comp. to the real thing. Jordan, however I just can't imagine. Every time her picture appears, especially the recent red lace bra pics I'm shocked & surprised at her proportions. Weird.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: espy on September 02, 2010, 05:57:12 PM
To illustrate:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Vlad1m1r on September 02, 2010, 06:53:11 PM
I can see what you mean actually, I don't know what it is but something almost suggests unreal even though it isn't. They are looking deceptive...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 02, 2010, 07:30:08 PM
There's always been something about Jordan.

My humble opinion from the point of view of someone who has an extensive experience with photoshop and other video and 3d programs:

The real answer always comes up when there's video involved. So far it's extremely difficult to come up with a video morph that's so very well done that can fool a 90% of people watching it. That is without adding clothing and hands interaction. Also one thing is for sure: the longer the video, the harder to maintain the effect without breaking it somehow. So we can be fairly sure that for now and for a few years on, once you see a model on video taking off her shirt or her bra, you can say that's her real size.

Having said that, I really think Jordan has some very large breasts compared to the rest of her body. She's shown a 90% of them naked on video and we can be 99% sure they're real (fake or not, we'll discuss that later on). Now why some pics (specially the first ones) look quite clearly morphed?

My humble opinion is that she was pretty large to start with but not SO large. She decided to start a site to compete with Denise Milani in her own "beautiful shockingly busty and thin/toned model" field and went on a surgery to get to a size that can be described as "too big to be natural, but still somehow possible, yet a bit too firm, but many people will buy the natural thing because they're soft and move".

But again, why the morphed photos? I think she did a couple of photoshoots before going under the knife and her people morphed them to make them look like her future size. The strange part comes when there're still some new photos that look morphed. Why? I think they're slightly retouched to make something big look a bit bigger because somehow she didn't look that big in that photo. You can always blame jpeg compression, lighting, photoshop standard retouching or camera lenses and artifacts.

Of course I'm not 99% sure, but that's my opinion. What's really true is that there's something about Jordan.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Q_BE on September 03, 2010, 08:51:31 AM
DJPFC is going to have a word to say about this, I'm sure. ;)

Q-"Look out below!"-BE :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: wickiwicki on September 03, 2010, 10:08:51 AM
DJPFC is going to have a word to say about this, I'm sure. ;)

I wouldn't be surprised that he'll tell us that "she is still growing" !
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 03, 2010, 10:40:57 AM
No I don't think she's "growing" but I'm not sure I follow what the "weird problem" is exactly, either. Near as I can tell, the issue is that her dimensions are mind-bending or hard to comprehend? She looks how she looks... I don't know what else I can say about it.  She's got a really amazing body, that's really all there is to it.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Q_BE on September 03, 2010, 10:56:08 AM
No I don't think she's "growing" but I'm not sure I follow what the "weird problem" is exactly, either. Near as I can tell, the issue is that her dimensions are mind-bending or hard to comprehend? She looks how she looks... I don't know what else I can say about it.  She's got a really amazing body, that's really all there is to it.

I think wickiwicki, Mercerwatch, Vlad1m1r, et. al., are saying they don't believe your models are natural and/or real. I'm sure you'll take issue with that, as you rightly should, but there's no use in trying to convince people who aren't going to believe you, anyway.

DJ, if you're trying to pinpoint a legitimate reason why these guys might feel this way, you do tend to do a lot of photographs with fisheye lenses that zoom in on the boobage (as a matter of course, given the content of your website) and leave the women looking proportionally smaller in comparison with their breasts than they otherwise would given a standard lens shot or candid photograph or observation in person would otherwise indicate.

Q-"My two cents"-BE :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Real on September 03, 2010, 10:57:26 AM
i think it is hard to get a handle on exactly how big she is.  her pics ive seen deal almost exclusively in top cleavage.  she's obvisouly huge but its hard to tell where exactly the push up bra ends and the hugeness begins.  we need to see some of that under-boob imo...

whether she's natural or not would be a whole other discussion in my eyes.  maybe i missed the point..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 03, 2010, 11:12:35 AM
I think wickiwicki, Mercerwatch, Vlad1m1r, et. al., are saying they don't believe your models are natural and/or real.
Q-"My two cents"-BE :)

Our models aren't real?  I didn't realize that.  I always thought they were real people.  I can't believe I never noticed before.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on September 03, 2010, 11:16:02 AM
What is it about the internet that when a guy makes his life work presenting large breasts in the most attractive light for us to ogle, he has to field conspiracy theories? ???

DJ even went as far as to get Jana a sonogram, must he do that with every model in his roster?  Personally I don't want a grainy black and white picture of the contents of a breast posted on my favorite models, it's kind of icky and a buzzkill. Not to mention that even a notarized sonogram wouldn't convince some folks, so why bother?

These guys present literally some of the most gorgeous women on earth, usually bouncing around their huge naked jubblies with glee, why should we care about anything else?  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 03, 2010, 11:46:12 AM
After the Jana thing and the fact that there were still a significant group of people who thought we faked that (as if we somehow hired David Blaine or Cris Angel to do the exam), we basically stopped getting into that stuff.  It's pointless.  It's the epitome of the old Leo Tolstoy quote:

"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."

Leanne Crow is the latest victim of this, with some people in some forums actually going so far as to claim we bought her some implants.    ::) ::) ::)

We have models who are real (most of them) and some who are augmented (some of them) but we stopped talking about it.  Either a person will like what we do or they won't and either is fine with us, but getting into the whole fake/real, camera-angle this, is-she-stuffing that debate has no end, nor any beginning and no satisfactory outcome for anyone involved.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: fillerbunee2 on September 03, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
I will simply state that in my searches for pics for face switches and other morphing shots, I have more and more often come across supposedly real ( or at least not outwardly claiming alteration) shots that are clearly manipulated, often badly enough that I wouldn't use them to try to re morph. It seems to be a more and more common practice, which I suppose could be a compliment to our community, but it would be nice to just see these women who are more than ample in their original form, or maybe throw a few of you guys and gals a check to do a better job.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Mercerwatch on September 03, 2010, 02:55:27 PM
I did take issue with the pre-Pin Up Glam Jordan site pics, something very artificial about those. PUG sealed their dedication to authenticty with the Jana exam. The PUG Jordan's though, esp. in the above pic, look at how big that bra cup is and how it's filled, who else fills a bra like that? Who else has filled a bra like that? It sounds like a plea to get her topless-it's not though it would be nice- but I can't conceive the actual shape of her breasts from how she's supported. I heard the term flower-pot once and it applied to this incredible woman I spotted in the Bastille district of Paris in 1997 captured for posterity in the linked vid-grab; she's the closest thing to Jordan I can imagine.

http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xbhgzo_candidbeach-giant-beach-boobs_sexy
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: bignatslover on September 03, 2010, 03:09:00 PM
We have models who are real (most of them) and some who are augmented (some of them) but we stopped talking about it.
The problem is not with you guys but in the fact that you have a sort of gag order from the models themselves.  If next month Minka modeled for you and said "Tell them I am 100% natural and not implanted in any way", you would have to oblige, but the people who look at her and can tell she has implants (i.e. humans with functioning eyeballs) know the opposite to be true.  So then your credibility gets sandwiched into the middle of this rigmarole and everyone loses.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Simon_Martin on September 03, 2010, 03:34:30 PM
She's a jaw-dropper, whether it's all-God given or not.  And, with or without any type of surgery, it takes a serious win in the genetic lottery to look that damn good.  ;)

Sidebar: While I don't believe that PinupFiles uses morphs, other sites obviously use morphs and stuffing. So what? If it's your cup of tea, and you're willing to pay, then there is no debate. Different strokes for different folks, y'know.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rojo on September 03, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
After the Jana thing and the fact that there were still a significant group of people who thought we faked that (as if we somehow hired David Blaine or Cris Angel to do the exam), we basically stopped getting into that stuff.

Bringing up Jana is a bit of a canard.  The obvious analog is Denise Milani. 

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on September 03, 2010, 04:17:42 PM
I gotta say it. On a forum where we are turned on by the fantasy of breasts growing in a less than natural fashion to sizes and shapes decidely more voluminous than the natural norm, I find this obsession with absolute truth in boobies a tad silly.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rojo on September 03, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
I gotta say it. On a forum where we are turned on by the fantasy of breasts growing in a less than natural fashion to sizes and shapes decidely more voluminous than the natural norm, I find this obsession with absolute truth in boobies a tad silly.

This site is more than breast expansion.  That probably wasn't the intention but that's what it is.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on September 03, 2010, 05:10:21 PM
True it's more, but it is also true that's what defines it. It's what makes this site different from other big boob sites and forums.

It is the BEA, after all. ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 04, 2010, 12:29:21 AM
My humble opinion is that she was pretty large to start with but not SO large. She decided to start a site to compete with Denise Milani in her own "beautiful shockingly busty and thin/toned model" field and went on a surgery to get to a size that can be described as "too big to be natural, but still somehow possible, yet a bit too firm, but many people will buy the natural thing because they're soft and move".
After all these years of seeing women of the caliber of Rachel Aldana, Miosotis, Nelli Roono, Anorei Collins, Cheron or Maxi 32JJ, how can anyone say with a straight face that anyone could be "too big to be natural"? Please.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Nerv on September 04, 2010, 12:44:25 AM
pinupglam and pinupfiles does alot of noticeable morphing which makes people like jordan look inconsistent in size
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 04, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
pinupglam and pinupfiles does alot of noticeable morphing which makes people like jordan look inconsistent in size
Of course, you know this because you own and/or run PinupGlam and PinupFiles...so of course I believe you wholeheartedly.

-- TheZookie "NOT!" 007
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Q_BE on September 04, 2010, 04:17:16 AM
pinupglam and pinupfiles does alot of noticeable morphing which makes people like jordan look inconsistent in size

You can just shut the hell up right now. >:(

Q-"Slander and libel are not wanted here"-BE ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on September 04, 2010, 06:38:41 AM
Do not feed the troll. ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: zeo on September 04, 2010, 12:38:43 PM
To illustrate:


Looks like good old fashioned camera and lens work to me. Her breasts are closer and the rest of her is further away. The result is her breasts look bigger. It's about posing, camera angle, choice of lens, etc and so on. I suppose the same effects could be done in the computer these days but this looks like good old fashioned camera and lens work with knowledge of how to direct and pose the model to get the desired result.

On a B cup model the effect would be much more subtle. I think it sticks out because she has much larger breasts to start with. Looking at some random 1950s pinup photos as I suspected I see similar techniques were used. It can be seen in the paintings as well. Often it's being used to focus on other parts of the body too.

looking at this thread again, the photo roundandheavy posted is a more obvious example, clearly leaning in towards the camera.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on September 04, 2010, 03:05:45 PM
pinupglam and pinupfiles does alot of noticeable morphing which makes people like jordan look inconsistent in size
>:(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Mercerwatch on September 04, 2010, 03:46:42 PM
Probably the best idea any purveyor ever had was Xxcel's mugshot intros where the model is shot nude barefoot from a distance in plain light in 4 stances. This gave much needed perspective to a number of models, Merilyn especially there was no doubt that her tits were a phenomenon of nature and not camera angle or P-shop.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 04, 2010, 05:23:58 PM
I CAN´T BELIEVE someone actually said PinupFiles morphs photos...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Q_BE on September 04, 2010, 05:33:51 PM
I CAN´T BELIEVE someone actually said PinupFiles morphs photos...

We've entered…the Twilight Zone… ::)

* Twilight Zone theme plays * :-\

* A woman screams * :o

Oops, sorry. That was me. :P

Q-"So I have a girl's scream—youwannafightaboutit?"-BE :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Feral on September 04, 2010, 05:37:46 PM
On a B cup model the effect would be much more subtle. I think it sticks out because she has much larger breasts to start with. Looking at some random 1950s pinup photos as I suspected I see similar techniques were used. It can be seen in the paintings as well. Often it's being used to focus on other parts of the body too.

I agree. Something that is round and has a definable projection like a DD+ boob is going to benefit from this moreso then a smaller boob will. The "booty" sites seem to do this the "worst" and a woman with an above average butt in size and shape suddenly becomes extremely bootylicious with this kind of photography - until you see them from a reasonable distance.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 04, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
I don't know why this subject comes around every once in a while...

Yes, she PROBABLY had an augmentation before starting. Some photos that look morphed MAY be the proof.

Yes, some current photos look a bit more retouched than usual. Again the same that happens with almost every single model out there.

And YES, not only do we have videos proving that she's actually that big, but also we have DJ who's actually seen them in real life.

I mean, what else do you need to know that a model, fake or not, has boobs that big?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 04, 2010, 07:41:22 PM
Q-"Slander and libel are not wanted here"-BE ::)
I agree with you, but to slightly correct you:

Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander!"
J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel."

See also: "A dash of libel, a smidge of slander" (http://linkblur.com/?http://talkwordy.com/2009/01/14/a-dash-of-libel-a-smidge-of-slander/)

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 04, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
Probably the best idea any purveyor ever had was Xxcel's mugshot intros where the model is shot nude barefoot from a distance in plain light in 4 stances. This gave much needed perspective to a number of models, Merilyn especially there was no doubt that her tits were a phenomenon of nature and not camera angle or P-shop.
One of my all-time favorite SCORE productions: On Location Key Largo, which featured some indelible images of Desirae, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Lorna Morgan and Chloe Vevrier showing off all their angles in front of a police line-up style backdrop. Oh my goodness me. The day DJ and company do that for some of their models...

-- TheZookie "...I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth! It's the big one!" 007
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: derf79 on September 04, 2010, 07:53:14 PM
After the Jana thing and the fact that there were still a significant group of people who thought we faked that (as if we somehow hired David Blaine or Cris Angel to do the exam), we basically stopped getting into that stuff.  It's pointless.  It's the epitome of the old Leo Tolstoy quote:

"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."

Leanne Crow is the latest victim of this, with some people in some forums actually going so far as to claim we bought her some implants.    ::) ::) ::)

We have models who are real (most of them) and some who are augmented (some of them) but we stopped talking about it.  Either a person will like what we do or they won't and either is fine with us, but getting into the whole fake/real, camera-angle this, is-she-stuffing that debate has no end, nor any beginning and no satisfactory outcome for anyone involved.

Well said.

Personally, I love the pictorials. To doubt them would be against my enjoyment.

Might as well say that Chelsea has been using prostheses this whole time...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on September 04, 2010, 08:12:43 PM
I agree with you, but to slightly correct you:

Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander!"
J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel."

See also: "A dash of libel, a smidge of slander" (http://linkblur.com/?http://talkwordy.com/2009/01/14/a-dash-of-libel-a-smidge-of-slander/)



yup, yet another reason why I like ya Zook ;)!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on September 08, 2010, 12:22:24 AM
Well, like the man said, "with great power comes great responsibility".

-- TheZookie "everything I know I learned from Peter Parker :)" 007
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Geeve on September 08, 2010, 05:35:53 AM
There was a comparo photo from maybe her official site, not sure but it did show work was done to the photo.  Small waist tightening and softening her brow stuff like that.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 08, 2010, 06:52:03 AM
Small waist tightening and softening her brow stuff like that.

Exactly the same that they do with almost any other model...

The initial post was suposed to discuss whether or not she was digitally altering the size of her boobs on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Offline on September 08, 2010, 09:02:29 AM
In this video one moment she looks big, one moment average, one moment big with help. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D74-Pgafwq0

The attached pic shows moments when she seems smaller than others.  But like others have said, what the camera sees is not always what the human eye sees in the same situation.

"This program was the result of scientists, researchers, and a group of highly skilled technicians."
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Feral on September 08, 2010, 10:08:35 AM
Well, to me, that's how she'd really look in person, and nothing has really changed about her size. But if you stick a camera right up close to her boobs with a fisheye/wideangle or whatever lens, she suddenly looks gigantic. Even still, without that help - just look at her. Those boobs are enormous, look how small she is in relation to them. Compare one of them to her face/head, look at her profile and compare how big around they are to her waist and hips.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 09, 2010, 09:56:52 AM
I'm still shocked that people who are so used to watching boobs on photos and videos still don't consider the lens fact.

Here's what happens with camera lenses:

While most people agree that models look bigger when met in real life, there're huge differences in the way boobs can look depending on the angle, the lens and the distance when taking a photo.

The standard human vision is around 50-55mm in a lens. Any focal distance below 40-35mm will be considered wide angle and wide angle lenses will always deform the image giving it an spherical feeling. You can see it when you pull back your zoom using any camera and try to make a close shot of a face. The face will look totally different than shot from a distance using zoom.

Now, while 50mm will give us something close to what you could see in real life, the best option to see real volumes and distances is stepping a bit more away from the subject and using more zoom. That's when we get a real feeling of what the whole body looks like.

If you take a look at the two caps, I can't believe why Offline doubts that she's exactly the same size in both.

I mean, come on! There're lots of tricks and many of them aren't that difficult to see!! If you take a shot from a distance she looks the way she actually is (please take a look at her boob to head ratio and tell me she's not VERY big), but if you take another shot much closer and tell her to put her arms below her boobs, they'll look amazingly huge!

Since photoshop became an everyday word for many people, the world became a bit paranoid about it. And in this forum, where many members use photoshop to change images radically, that paranoia almost prevents ourselves from thinking that there're "natural" ways to make boobs look huge or totally different from one photo to another. And the same happens with videos.

Now add push-up bras, different clothing, different poses...

I'm not saying she's not augmented or that some photos are not slightly morphed to center attention on her boobs. But I don't think they retouch her boobs in such an extreme way.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 09, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
Besides the main discussion, I'd like to share something I remembered while writting the last post.

One of the things I really like about this forum is that people here have an above average knowledge about boobs.

Yesterday I was browsing another forum and one of the threads was about a spanish tv host from a comedy show. They said she had huge boobs, and while she's decently busty for a slim woman, comparing pics you could clearly see she's always wearing push-up/padded bras and ample cleavage t-shirts. Yesterday all the posts were about how her boobs looked even bigger but people don't take their time to look at the whole picture. She was wearing a very tight corset that pushed her boobs almost to the chin and you could see all the real volume was displaced to the top giving the totally unreal image of a very busty woman.

One of the things I learned in this forum is to like boobs for what they really are without any kind of help. Of course it's always nice to see a perfect cleavage made possible by the perfect bra, but if I don't know for sure those boobs are already big to start with, it's clearly not the same.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Offline on September 10, 2010, 10:20:26 AM
I've been aware of my big boob fetish for 30 odd years and have oggled and felt big boobs in person as well as watched them in video and in pictures.  10 - 20 years ago when I saw the queens of the big boob age  I knew what I saw was huge and when I still look at the old stuff I think they are just as huge today.  Now so many sites and photographers are trying to replicate "that hugeness of the past" and they are tweaking things just a bit so as not to get "that's definitely not real" reactions.  Shoot the model with a 100mm lens at about 5'7" of height from the ground with a plain background and no top and we'll see for sure how big she really is.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: dolt on September 12, 2010, 01:04:16 AM
My wife has the same red bra with the dangling X in the middle (albeit not even close to the same cupsize, which is totally fine with me). It's from Fredericks of Hollywood and it is a push-up. Presuming that Jordan's larger one is also a push-up, that's likely your answer as to why things look 'off.' Personally, I think both my wife and Jordan wear it well!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on September 27, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
Enjoy!

http://www.wgntv.com/news/morningnews/wgntv-oktoberfest-munich-germany-sep27,0,1456100.story
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Blaqpimp on September 27, 2010, 05:05:22 PM
In all the video's I have of her she looks just as large as she does in those photo's.


Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Mercerwatch on September 29, 2010, 10:56:13 AM
http://thedailyfix.com/2010/09/28/oktoberfest-with-busty-german-model-jordan-carver/

Imagine being served increasingly bigger volumes of beer by increasingly bustier servers the last being JC here hauling full sized barrels and flattening the table
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on September 29, 2010, 11:29:24 AM
watching that 'Oktoberfest' video, I HAD no idea she was German :o, LOVE her accent reminds me of our girl beshine's ;).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on September 29, 2010, 03:07:43 PM
New Jordan video...  :)

http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1396 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1396)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-redbra01-promo.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1396)

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 29, 2010, 06:53:56 PM
Beautiful work as always DJ. Thanks, really.

May I suggest taking it closer to the limit of "showing everything but the nipples" the next time you shoot with Jordan...? She's pushing it quite hard on her site!

(Of course always something she's completely ok with... but judging from her lastest pics, I'd say you can go further without any problem).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on October 20, 2010, 03:23:49 PM
New photos!

http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-vol03-set01-promo03.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425)

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on October 20, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
I received the Rebelde newsletter a few hours ago and I couldn't believe it... Some of those pics are plain graphic awesomeness! (Well... "plain" wasn't the word).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on October 20, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
New photos!

http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425 (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-vol03-set01-promo03.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1425)



Jesus H Christ, how is it possible for a woman to be so staggeringly BEAutiful ! Like Denise Milani, Jordan Carver is absolutely amazing. Frankly, words fail me. DJPFC, just how do you keep your sanity being sorrounded by such women ? God, I hate you .....  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on October 21, 2010, 10:30:32 AM
That's one of the things I keep wondering about. I mean, DJ's constantly surrounded by beautiful women with, at least, EE cups, yet he's not completely insane  ;).

Well... I supose that, sad as it may be, that's one of those things you can also get used to. But that's really sad... I guess that's why they keep hiring new faces all the time.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on October 21, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
And that would lead to another interesting question...

DJ, I supose you always try to remain calm and professional with all of your models, but have you ever found yourself mumbling nervously because you weren't prepared to see the model (be it her body, face, clothing and/or attitude) in front of you?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on October 21, 2010, 01:40:07 PM
And that would lead to another interesting question...

DJ, I supose you always try to remain calm and professional with all of your models, but have you ever found yourself mumbling nervously because you weren't prepared to see the model (be it her body, face, clothing and/or attitude) in front of you?


I've been doing this a while, so not on set, but afterward when I look at the photos, I still go "WOW" and am awed.  I suppose if I didn't have that reaction, I'd probably either be dead or have to go find another career. ;)

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 09, 2010, 02:54:26 PM
New Jordan shots!

32H Jordan Carver's silver bells and big boobs for the holidays! (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1481)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-vol04-set01-promo01.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/scene.php?id=1481)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Real on December 09, 2010, 04:29:34 PM
 :o

I may have been known to throw a hyperbole or two around on this board but damn. 

12.5/10  love that outfit too.  her body is perfection.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: RB on December 09, 2010, 07:19:50 PM
:o

I may have been known to throw a hyperbole or two around on this board but damn. 

12.5/10  love that outfit too.  her body is perfection.

I couldn't agree more. I don't think I've seen anything as extraordinary as Jordan since Traci Topps.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on December 09, 2010, 07:45:13 PM
Wow...

I know she's not the most popular model ever... She's been acused of trying to sell herself as natural in the first place (now she simply doesn't talk about it) and she's been trying to avoid any kind of photo and video sharing in forums and blogs even though she's starting and some publicity wouldn't do her any bad. Many people see her as another endless teaser or a waste of time because she doesn't show her boobs and looks like she never will. Even I had my doubts and cancelled my subscription a couple of months after she started...

... but she's perfect.

It's not only because she's got a very beautiful face with great eyes and a fantastic smile. Not just her perfect body, her ass or the fact that a woman like her has boobs the size of her head. It's just that on top of it all, after being a member of her site for 6 months and getting to know her a bit more, reading her blog, watching her videos, speaking to her... all I have to say is that it's just too easy to love this woman.

And of course this new photoshoot is amazing... Thanks DJ.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on December 10, 2010, 08:28:20 AM
Couldn't have said it better Ooze...  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on December 10, 2010, 08:47:38 AM
holeee sheeeeeeeeeeet! ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: espy on December 11, 2010, 01:10:04 PM
New Jordan shots!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Adman on December 11, 2010, 03:58:37 PM
holy shit... unreal
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on December 11, 2010, 04:55:00 PM

lmao
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 15, 2010, 02:28:38 AM


That is a good one!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 16, 2010, 01:44:09 PM
We have Jordan's "Silver Bells" top and panties up for bids:


Jordan Carver's silver bells top and panties (http://www.abibids.com/index.php/page,AuctionDetails/pid,32062)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-auction01.jpg) (http://www.abibids.com/index.php/page,AuctionDetails/pid,32062)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on December 16, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
New Jordan shots!
Why does her lower torso/top of her legs look so small compared to her top half? I didn't know that her boobs are so big that they bend light waves.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 17, 2010, 03:31:17 AM
Why does her lower torso/top of her legs look so small compared to her top half? I didn't know that her boobs are so big that they bend light waves.

It's the wide-angle lens effect, combined with her bending at the waist and keeping her back straight while pushing out her chest. :)  It's NOT an easy pose to hold.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Adman on December 18, 2010, 01:57:09 PM
Why does her lower torso/top of her legs look so small compared to her top half? I didn't know that her boobs are so big that they bend light waves.

Although not quite solar bodies... still definately a stellar body.   ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 22, 2010, 07:08:32 PM
A little early Christmas present for you all... from the upcoming Jordan video on PinupFiles that isn't yet released. :)


Jordan Carver's 32 H-cup silver bells in HD! (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/vidcontent/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo/)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo01.jpg) (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/vidcontent/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo/)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on December 23, 2010, 01:10:50 PM
Who-ho... AH!!!

Can't express it any other way.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jjjay999 on December 23, 2010, 01:19:15 PM
A little early Christmas present for you all... from the upcoming Jordan video on PinupFiles that isn't yet released. :)


Jordan Carver's 32 H-cup silver bells in HD! (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/vidcontent/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo/)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo01.jpg) (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/vidcontent/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo/)

.....my avatar says it all! :-)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on December 24, 2010, 12:24:28 AM
I love that little self-satisfied smirk she has on lips as she hefts her boobs in that top picture.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on December 24, 2010, 03:57:34 PM
Merry Christmas from all of us at PinupFiles and especially from Jordan!  :)



32H Jordan Carver - Merry Christmas to all and to all big boobs! (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1497)

(http://www.pinuppromo.com/images/jordancarver-silverbells01-promo02.jpg) (http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1497)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gmantwo on December 26, 2010, 12:03:55 PM
Jordan is just a dream--so hot and yet with a touch of innocence that I find incredibly attractive. I just can't get past her unwillingness to show a few more square inches of her boobs though. She's shown them from every possible angle and given us side, top and underboob shots, but just can't do the nipple thing. I think she and Denise both have the weird nipple position thing that prevents them from taking the next step.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Laika_59 on January 04, 2011, 10:36:14 AM
http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/archive/2011/01/04/11-all-new-girls-for-2011.htm
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on January 04, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
Nice cover!  Way to go Jordan!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on January 08, 2011, 11:49:44 PM
Plum cake, HELL YES!  ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/user/JordanCarverMedia
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shara on January 09, 2011, 06:40:41 AM
I like the lady gaga one :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: pedonbio on January 09, 2011, 07:04:19 AM
I like the lady gaga one :P

Sorry, Shara--I don't get it. Did Ms Gaga also bake a plum pie?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on February 15, 2011, 12:46:33 PM
More JC at Aria in Vegas. How come these buxoms babes are never in Sin City when I visit?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 15, 2011, 07:07:33 PM
Well... that's the closest to a full nipple you'll see so far (I think... I haven't reviewed all her pics).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on February 23, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
Lucky S.O.B.'s.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cammy Gee on February 25, 2011, 02:25:06 AM
This is my wallpaper  ;D

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 25, 2011, 05:50:04 AM
One of my favorite bras ever!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: espy on February 25, 2011, 10:12:57 AM
This is my wallpaper  ;D

With regard to some pics, people have commented that her nipples must be very high (see a repost of chorizo's pic below), yet in cammy gee's pic you'd think if that was the case they'd be peeking out over that bra.

Maybe she doesn't have nipples.   :o ???
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on February 25, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
maybe she was genetically created in a lab like that kid from the sci fy tv show Kyle XY?

 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BoobMeNow on February 25, 2011, 12:58:11 PM
Maybe she doesn't have nipples.

Or removable?  :P  

She has tiny nipples, disproportionate to her obviously enhanced breasts, that is all.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 25, 2011, 06:24:33 PM
just modesty, perhaps ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 25, 2011, 09:54:45 PM
I think I can throw a bit of light to the question...

It's obvious that she's got nipples, of course, but I had my doubts about their placement as well.

Some pics show that she always puts her hands quite high to cover them. That would point to high nipples and as many said before, more than possible implants. Note that she doesn't talk about it anymore, though I can remember a time when she said she was natural. Maybe it was even harder to believe than Denise's case, so she decided to just forget about it.

Now, having seen almost everything Jordan has ever released, I can say that maybe the closest to topless she's ever been is actually a wet t-shirt part from her video "Ice Cream" where you can see the before mentioned high nipple placement. It also looks like her right nipple's a bit higher than her left one (which is in fact fairly centered). There's also a hint of her areolae and they're just standard size. Maybe a bit small, but just a bit. The strange fact is that she's got quite a few sets and videos with low cut bras that would probably show part of her nipples given her suposed position.

I've got the screencap, but I'm not sure I should post it since she's quite strict about her image posted anywhere without permission.

My opinion? She's got her left nipple quite centered, the right one higher and there're quite a few pics on her site that "should" show more, but she uses makeup to cover her areolae or photoshop in post.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 25, 2011, 10:06:30 PM
And about the see-through dress, I checked the set again and in some pics it doesn't really look like she covered her nipples with pasties... but in fact some kind of digital noise around the area. Almost like the work of the fantastic CS5 content aware fill tool... Could it really be that she did show her nipples that night but wanted to keep it just for the people in the club?

I'm posting a very focused part of the pic. It doesn't even show her face or anything that's really recognisable, so I don't think she'd have any problem.

Se it almost looks like a square patch where the nipple should be.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on February 26, 2011, 05:46:30 AM
I just hate it when these big boob models never take their top offs. :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on February 26, 2011, 12:04:24 PM
And about the see-through dress, I checked the set again and in some pics it doesn't really look like she covered her nipples with pasties... but in fact some kind of digital noise around the area. Almost like the work of the fantastic CS5 content aware fill tool... Could it really be that she did show her nipples that night but wanted to keep it just for the people in the club?

I'm posting a very focused part of the pic. It doesn't even show her face or anything that's really recognisable, so I don't think she'd have any problem.

Se it almost looks like a square patch where the nipple should be.
I believe your correct Ooze, it's tape visible in some shots, and others definitely blurred digitally. But looks like they got lazy on this one... Look closely, we finally have NIPPLE!!!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: roap on February 26, 2011, 12:55:37 PM
Se it almost looks like a square patch where the nipple should be.

OMG!!  Jordan has square nipples!?!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on February 26, 2011, 10:22:27 PM
Yep, sir... We have a full nipple there. So I was right!! She did go out braless with a see-through dress that night, let everyone see her nipples and blurred them out in the pics so there's no visible proof in the internet of what she did.

There's something strange about Jordan and her "no-topless policy". She says she's a glamour and lingerie model as the main excuse not to show her nipples. That should require her to shoot glamour style pics and vids focused on her whole body and overall beauty, yet many of her sets and videos are mainly focused on her enormous boobs. She plays with them and teases the viewer to the max by "almost showing them, but then no", so she's not really acting like a glamour model. A normal glamour model pursuits being sexy and beautiful in her pics, but when you start playing with your boobs you're crossing that line and becoming a softcore model who doesn't show her nipples and that behaviour lets you thinking that she's not really "playing by the rules". Sometimes she looks like she's so much into the story when shooting that she'd have no problem showing everything and I'm sure the original takes from her videos are full of bare nipples content.

I really hope that feeling can eventually become a real need to show more, but I'm also afraid that when she finally shows her whole boobs, the magic will vanish.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 07, 2011, 06:03:59 PM
The second image in this article looks, um, rather familiar.

Dorkly: "If Evony Online Was Actually Like The Ads" (http://www.dorkly.com/article/12263/if-evony-online-was-actually-like-the-ads)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shara on March 07, 2011, 06:53:05 PM
Sorry, Shara--I don't get it. Did Ms Gaga also bake a plum pie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ydbnl-SvT4
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on March 10, 2011, 09:46:30 PM
I'd like to remind everyone of Jordan's blog:

http://jordan-carver-official.blogspot.com/

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6o2FmqZWDJQ/TXUS_14KUWI/AAAAAAAAAMY/VwOAGk0dBvs/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-03-07+at+9.14.52+AM.png)

Just because!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on March 11, 2011, 01:48:46 AM
The second image in this article looks, um, rather familiar.

Dorkly: "If Evony Online Was Actually Like The Ads" (http://www.dorkly.com/article/12263/if-evony-online-was-actually-like-the-ads)
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9981781.0;attach=216723;image)
And here is the image that they took that from.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on May 03, 2011, 03:33:34 PM

 Jordan just posted this link to a 27 minute German TV show that followed her around LA...so many outfit changes  ;D

 http://rtl-now.rtl.de/30minuten.php?film_id=38265&player=1&season=0 (http://rtl-now.rtl.de/30minuten.php?film_id=38265&player=1&season=0)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chrisspider69 on May 03, 2011, 03:43:38 PM
Shame she never shows her nipples though....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: joenny on May 03, 2011, 06:30:39 PM
Jordan just posted this link to a 27 minute German TV show that followed her around LA...so many outfit changes  ;D

 http://rtl-now.rtl.de/30minuten.php?film_id=38265&player=1&season=0 (http://rtl-now.rtl.de/30minuten.php?film_id=38265&player=1&season=0)

For those who don´t understand German, a few facts mentioned in the report. True or debatable - who knows.

- She gave up her job as a cosmetician and left Munich in Germany all on her own with 10.000 Euro to make it in LA
- She felt creeped out by the open gawks on Santa Monica Blvd.
- "Big boobs run in the family. Other family members probably have even more than myself. I had big boobs to begin with, but I also worked against gravity a bit.  ;)"
- She hired a personal trainer for 100 Euro/hour to train her 3 times a week
- She got her first paid US photo shoot only a few days after getting there at Haute Shop LA.
- After that, she rented a flat for 1.400 $/month
- She started her website when she was still in Germany. It is visited by half a million users a month (if  remember correctly).
- No nude shots to "keep the internet users at it" (not a quote, that´s what the voiceover tells us)

In general, she sounds like a nice person. Plus she looks incredible at the Meet & Greet the last 3 minutes of the clip.  :o  I couldn´t have said a single word if I had been him.

Beware though: On that page, the report will only be streamed for a week from now onwards. So if someone here wants to capture it....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: anonym77 on May 04, 2011, 12:28:49 AM
.....
- No nude shots to "keep the internet users at it" (not a quote, that´s what the voiceover tells us)


Apart from the above she confesses that her bust size is not all natural.
What a surprise  .... ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on May 04, 2011, 04:46:00 AM
Yeah, can anyone capture that video? The couple things I tried didn't work, but that's the Vic20 for ya ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: rebelde on May 04, 2011, 12:41:33 PM
Nipples?  8) ;D

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on May 04, 2011, 01:28:18 PM
I wish my 2 button mouse look like that!

http://image.dhgate.com/upload/20099/43/ff80808119bd65710119c1a5a47e32b1/productimg1252402939437.jpg

something better than this!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on May 05, 2011, 10:27:39 PM
Sorry to bump this, but can anyone capture the video I linked to? Would love to save it for...posterity... :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Dude25 on May 07, 2011, 07:39:57 AM
I hope Food Network picks this up    :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic93AKpR_pQ

Mod edit: there are literally multiple active threads on this subject... you starting yet another JC thread simply to put up a link (an old one already posted about incidentally) simply further fragments the topic in our forums. Good forum etiquette dictates that if you've got something to post/add on an already popular subject, you do a search first and append to an existing thread about her. Thanks.

I'll be merging this post onto one of the other JC threads. -Palomine
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: rebelde on May 28, 2011, 11:25:56 AM
 8)

ZOO MAGAZINE
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Chelsea74 on May 28, 2011, 11:51:38 AM
8)

ZOO MAGAZINE

OMG,STOP THE PRESSES,THERE'S A NIPPLE..... :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D


C.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: anonym77 on May 29, 2011, 12:54:26 AM
... STOP THE PRESSES,THERE'S A NIPPLE.....

Yes, stop the press because it could reveal ....
a nipple and (more important) the complete ridiculousness of
her or her makers "no topless" strategy.

Anyway, some guys like to be sold down and even pay for that ... ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Geeve on May 29, 2011, 07:28:47 AM
Who needs a compass when you have nipples like that.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 29, 2011, 11:35:38 AM
Yes, stop the press because it could reveal ....
a nipple and (more important) the complete ridiculousness of
her or her makers "no topless" strategy.

Anyway, some guys like to be sold down and even pay for that ... ;)

and there are folk like me who like to look anywho.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on June 01, 2011, 06:50:30 PM
Wait a minute...

What happened??

A real nipple, just there?? Just BECAUSE??

I mean, no previous teasing for months, transparencies, oops moments or anything?

Just from one day to another... BAM! A nipple and it's not even her own site!

This may change everything and be her new line... or be vanished forever, magazine sued, a statement from her saying "not a single nipple more EVER", blablabla...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 01, 2011, 09:36:41 PM
This may change everything and be her new line... or be vanished forever, magazine sued, a statement from her saying "not a single nipple more EVER", blablabla...

I think this is what will probably happen: she will sue the magazine and the nipslip will be gone for good.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on June 02, 2011, 11:15:02 AM
I was afraid she'd do that.

The pic has been removed from most sites and forums showing it. She doesn't seem particulary comfortable with the idea of having a nip slip all over the internet AND on print. So we can definitely say she didn't plan it (I guess she'd be using her own site if she really wanted to show anything) and she's still not ok with the idea of showing her nipples.

By the way, I guess this will become collector's stuff, so if anyone can find a better, larger version or at least one without printing pattern, please post it while it's still fresh.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 04, 2011, 10:34:33 AM
Don't Talk, just fap!

(linked photo replaced with attachment)
The linked site features many photos of underaged women, so it is prohibited by the Forum Rules (http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=rules). Please review the rules and follow them carefully.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on June 08, 2011, 07:27:32 PM
Pumping iron.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on June 08, 2011, 08:44:24 PM
Yeah... When I saw that new set I thought she'd said "what the hell" and started shooting topless, but unfortunately she did the "impossible covering" again. Judging from many of her recent and old pics I'm completely sure she's photoshopped her nipples out many times.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 13, 2011, 10:40:16 AM
Message removed in case it included her real name. You may not publish private information about anyone here unless that person has previously published the information herself.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on June 13, 2011, 11:38:55 AM
pretty sure posting a model's real name is NOT allowed here
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 13, 2011, 06:48:35 PM
pretty sure posting a model's real name is NOT allowed here

It's seems like the moderators here have no sense of logic at all, they are much more woried about censoring and banning than to actualy reading and thinking over the text they read.

The name I posted is avalible for everyone to see in the most popular site after google itself, it can be found if you look at her official page at this site. It means that its far from being private information as its there for everyone to see.

Anyway, if you guy want to know, you can follow the steps given above or look for another very popular internet forum that everyones knows which one is. The information is right there.

Also realize that its just a surname among thousands of many other German surnames, it gives no clue about her real identity as "Jordan" is far from being a Teutonic first name and its obviously a nom de plume.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Palomine on June 13, 2011, 09:25:18 PM
It's seems like the moderators here have no sense of logic at all, they are much more woried about censoring and banning than to actualy reading and thinking over the text they read.

The name I posted is avalible for everyone to see in the most popular site after google itself, it can be found if you look at her official page at this site. It means that its far from being private information as its there for everyone to see.

Anyway, if you guy want to know, you can follow the steps given above or look for another very popular internet forum that everyones knows which one is. The information is right there.

Also realize that its just a surname among thousands of many other German surnames, it gives no clue about her real identity as "Jordan" is far from being a Teutonic first name and its obviously a nom de plume.


Normally, I try not to judge the quality of a user's post by how little they've participated here, but you make that kind of restraint difficult. Instead of attributing qualities to us according to the whims of your own speculation, why not simply act like an adult and REALIZE that you entered into a CONTRACT with the host of this site (the BEA Owner). In that contract, you AGREED to abide by specific TERMS and CONDITIONS, including the one gonZo referred to below.

You can like the Owner's policies or you can dislike them... that's up to you. What's NOT up to you is whether you ABIDE by those policies. Thousands of other users over the past 15 years have managed to do this without trouble... maybe you ought to spend a little effort trying to do the same, instead of straining your brain questioning the wisdom of the rules or how they're enforced, huh?

The rules are clear... you CONSENTED to them when you registered. They're enforced CONSISTENTLY, regardless of whether you like that or not.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 13, 2011, 10:41:21 PM
I wish I could talk to a real moderator instead of those bots who just post ready-made answers and erase comments.

If there is any literate human in this forum, please, lets read the rules together:

Message removed in case it included her real name. You may not publish private information about anyone here unless that person has previously published the information herself.

So, according to the rules, if a person publishes her name, say, in the most popular social network site like FB, than we can publish it here.

That's what I did. Now I would like to hear why I was censored. No automatic messages, ready-made comments or machine like answears.

Lets try a little dialog here. I know you can do it, just keep your eyes wide open, focus on the letters, put them together, make syllables, then words and you are already reading!


In your original message, you were uncertain that it was her name. It was just a name you found "associated with" her FB pages, and you speculated that it might be her real name. But now you're contradicting yourself and insisting that she intentionally published it. I was unable to find any place on FB where she personally announced her real name, so I removed your text in case her name had been posted there without her permission. We've checked her pages (carefully but not exhaustively), and we can't find an instance in which she claims any name other than "Jordan Carver".

The spirit of the rule should be obvious: the model must intentionally announce her real name in public; until then, we consider that information to be private, and will censor posts to maintain her privacy. We defend the privacy of every model and every one of our users --including you-- in the same way: your real name and other private info will remain confidential unless you intentionally announce it yourself.

Feel free to PM me a link to a FB page where she intentionally and unambiguously reveals her real name. If it exists, I'll document my mistake here in this thread, and you'll be free to repost your original message. That's also our ordinary policy.

On the general subject of censorship: the job of the moderators is to keep this forum out of legal trouble. In principle, we respect your right to speak freely, but in practice, BEArchive reserves the right to censor your posts in order to protect itself from statements that may entangle it in legal conflicts.
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gonZo
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on June 14, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
Oh great another one!?!?!

I think you have one chance of getting out of this and that would be to flash your cleavage.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on June 14, 2011, 12:01:20 AM
I wish I could talk to a real moderator instead of those bots who just post ready-made answers and erase comments.

If there is any literate human in this forum, please, lets read the rules together

there are no bots here, the mods are REAL people here and when it comes to moderating the forum they do NOT mess around (look at the banned users thread in site issues if you do not believe me).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on June 14, 2011, 01:51:19 PM
Yes, violating privacy for the purposes of stalking (be it cyber or otherwise) is not allowed in here under any circumstances.  And I can say with 1000% certainty that there's absolutely no way in hell Jordan would ever publish her real name on FB for all to see.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Drakonnov on June 14, 2011, 09:06:58 PM
Probably-sarcastic threat of violence against a model removed.
Threats, whether serious or not, are absolutely prohibited by the BEA's owner.
User Drakonnov has been banned for his accumulated rule violations.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on June 14, 2011, 10:29:38 PM

(Probably-sarcastic threat of violence against a model removed.)



You wouldn't by chance also have knowledge of the death touch from some secret martial art?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on June 14, 2011, 10:36:48 PM

(Probably-sarcastic threat of violence against a model removed.)



Guess you think you are clever. Pretty pathetic IMO.  ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gmantwo on June 14, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Anyone want to take bets on how long this boor sticks around here? Pot stirrers are a dime a dozen--this one will be gone soon.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on June 15, 2011, 01:08:24 AM
Anyone want to take bets on how long this boor sticks around here? Pot stirrers are a dime a dozen--this one will be gone soon.
Tough call! We already have someone that fill that job position. The question is: does this person have nice tits or stinky balls?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: HRadish on June 15, 2011, 01:17:47 AM

(Probably-sarcastic threat of violence against a model removed.)


I hope you're joking.  And even at that, Its kind of in bad taste.  
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ROUNDandHEAVY on June 15, 2011, 02:47:51 AM
Jordan is a bit closer in that pic, just compare heads, here is a more accurate comparison.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gonZo on June 16, 2011, 07:59:01 AM
(thread restored with minimal edits)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on June 16, 2011, 04:36:20 PM
wash, screw, repeat.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on June 16, 2011, 07:26:46 PM
In my mind she's always desperate to show more...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on June 17, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Just wanted to do my part to fill this thread with YOWZA-worthy pics of Jordan:

(http://m.pinupfiles.com/imagecache//6/bf/6bfd0cd10e4dbf5e3f925249c59dd6d6.jpg)

 :o


Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on June 17, 2011, 09:57:46 PM
Hey!! The 3D pic I created for her is up!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on June 29, 2011, 08:22:47 AM
Rock n Roll hoochie-koo.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on July 05, 2011, 01:37:08 AM
In Vegas next weekend?
(from Jordan's official blog: http://jordan-carver-official.blogspot.com/2011/07/join-guest-list-in-las-vegas.html )

MEET JORDAN!

Jordan Carver is participating in the Hot 100 BIKINI contest, in Las Vegas, and YOU can be on her guest list. If you want to be pool side at the MGM hotel's Wet Republic pool party on July 8th, send us an email with your full name and we will add you to the list! Jordan will be in a sexy bikini all day walking around talking to her fans fighting for first place. You can help! Anyone at the pool can vote for her, and she needs you there! Email us right away, and include your friends!

[email protected]

I am already envious of anyone who can attend. And take photos. And everything.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: beachboy on July 05, 2011, 09:28:52 PM
That goes double for me.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ladon on July 05, 2011, 10:07:50 PM
If I hadn't blown the budget buying a new phone and going to Tahoe last weekend, that might be a cool trip.

Aww who am I kidding, I'd feel like the dorkiest guy there whether or not that were actually true. :p
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on July 15, 2011, 06:04:34 PM
From the before mentioned contest in Vegas.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on July 15, 2011, 06:33:19 PM
Funny, in the last few weeks my opinion of Jordan has kinda soured. Maybe DJPFC can weigh in here, but I really have become put off by Jordan's attitude. Just little things in how she responds to fans and other models. I'm trying to think of specifics and at the moment it more just a feeling I have. *shrugs*
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Lesbian Bob on July 15, 2011, 06:35:33 PM
Has anyone noticed how much Jordan Carver resembles Julie Newmar?

Yes, this is a request for Jordan to pose as Catwoman.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on July 15, 2011, 11:07:38 PM
Rock n Roll hoochie-koo.

Well in that photo at first glance I thought it was Jenny McCarthy of Playboy.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on July 19, 2011, 05:48:35 PM
she's a 10, it sez so, slam dunk
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on July 23, 2011, 06:13:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Pp1GQFdkQ&feature=player_embedded#at=31

a video about the bikini contest :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on July 23, 2011, 12:26:17 PM
They stick out :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on July 23, 2011, 01:24:39 PM
that bikini is awesome!!!

and whats in it isn't bad either  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on July 25, 2011, 03:13:03 AM
Jordan post this on twitter and had a great time at the Comic con. I don't see any under age content.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on July 25, 2011, 09:20:41 AM
omg she went as jessica rabbit, one of my favorite bikini babes and animated babes combined! awesome!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on July 25, 2011, 04:42:41 PM
She posted another picture on twitter! if anyone can grab that otherwise wait till tamorrow!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: joenny on July 25, 2011, 08:03:34 PM
That is a spot-on costume.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on July 25, 2011, 11:40:40 PM
EPIC!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: dairymanbig on July 26, 2011, 02:05:03 AM
That is a spot-on costume.
Absolutely stunning and very classy. Love it!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on July 26, 2011, 02:09:23 AM
That is a spot-on costume.

It is indeed.

The Wonder Woman gal... not so much.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on July 26, 2011, 09:51:11 AM
she's perfect, the costume, the hair, the makeup,  the body.....ooooh the body :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on July 26, 2011, 10:27:00 AM
Wonder Woman looks a bit upset... Wondering why...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gripntugg on July 28, 2011, 05:24:13 PM
AHOOGA!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on July 29, 2011, 03:38:19 AM
OMG,STOP THE PRESSES,THERE'S A NIPPLE..... :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D


C.

How come no one told me about this!  >:(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Tsar on August 23, 2011, 01:43:59 PM
Hey guys, does anyones knows about the situation between Jordan Carver and Pinupfiles? It seems that there is a trial going on, that JCmedia is suing pinupfiles because of that preview video where we could see her nipple, you guys probably know what I'm talking about.

It's a real shame because they have so much unreleased material of her. You can find the backstages of this material on her site but since the nipslip incident they just stopped publishing her pics and videos and also removed the whole video, which was her best one to date, we could even spot her implant scars on the lower part of her breasts.

A similar situation happend between JCmedia and Zoo mag, but it seem like they have made a deal and the magazine was revamped without the nipslip picture. After the situation was solved she published the set on her site this month, without the precious picture.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: spiffy on August 23, 2011, 11:40:53 PM
Wow, so, is there a way we can view this video?  That's the kind of thing I've been waiting for with her.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 04, 2011, 06:06:57 PM
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
  She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
  It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
  I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 05, 2011, 01:04:56 PM
we don't have to take our clothes off to have fun ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tigerheart on September 06, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
Arguably the best clip I've ever seen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcPdIBrGLDU&feature=youtu.be&t=2m
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on September 07, 2011, 01:31:40 PM
No doubt and I am going to BE video morph as well when I am done with it!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 07, 2011, 06:15:10 PM
hunker down with Jordan. Thanks to DJPFC and Jordan. this is a screen cap from dm.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on September 09, 2011, 04:31:20 PM
So um, shaved is the expression?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on September 09, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Yep... Shaved to the max.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on September 12, 2011, 03:45:05 PM
She'd make a great recruiter.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 12, 2011, 04:17:17 PM
Welcome, how u all r?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Chelsea74 on September 21, 2011, 01:32:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkzi5Wn4duI

 :) ;D :D :)

C.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jjjay999 on September 21, 2011, 02:46:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkzi5Wn4duI

 :) ;D :D :)

C.

Dayyyyuuuuummmmm!!! You know, I REALLY like her voice and accent too. :) Thanks for the link!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on September 28, 2011, 02:24:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/-r274hyCghY

Yum  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on September 29, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
I lost my keys, mind if I check in there?   ;D ;D

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5261389238_b1f0dae13c.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jjjay999 on October 02, 2011, 09:43:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/-r274hyCghY

Yum  ;D

I would have said yes...... :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on October 07, 2011, 11:06:12 AM
For those of you with Red/Cyan glasses out there who want to really FEEL how big is Jordan in real life. It's absolutely different from any 2D pic and I definitely could spend years just looking at this kind of photos as long as there're busty women in them.

(http://ww4.actiongirls.com/actiongirls-jordan-malibubabe-3d.jpg) (http://ww4.actiongirls.com/actiongirls-jordan-malibubabe-3d.jpg)

DJ, seriously. You HAVE to start doing this asap.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: shuttleparts on October 08, 2011, 04:08:11 AM
Wow, that 3d picture is absolutely amazing.  Wow... I can't believe what a difference it makes.  I would LOVE to see a 3d video like that.  I'd happily pay more for 3d photo sets as well!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Mercerwatch on October 08, 2011, 11:37:51 AM
Customer service at the Dirndl factory: "OK, one is 30 how many J's?...and the other is a what G!?!"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on October 17, 2011, 11:12:17 AM
Uh-oh, J talked her into hiding her boobies!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on October 17, 2011, 02:02:30 PM
Thanks! Jesus!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on October 17, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
Uh-oh, J talked her into hiding her boobies!

wow, that picture is truly amazing.

I can't think of much else other than "time for a Kitty sandwich"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on October 17, 2011, 10:33:30 PM
Apparently its best to do yoga outside in chilly weather...   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on October 18, 2011, 04:23:04 AM
yoga pffft... I'd be happy to teach her tantra instead  8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on October 18, 2011, 10:27:55 AM
Uh-oh, J talked her into hiding her boobies!

Who's the other big boober girl?  ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on October 18, 2011, 10:31:40 AM
Who's the other big boober girl?  ;)


Looks like Sexy Venera.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: number3fac on October 18, 2011, 01:45:00 PM
Uh-oh, J talked her into hiding her boobies!

Well, they both failed...I can still see quite a bit of boobflesh from both of them.

Best.  Fail.  Ever!   ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on October 18, 2011, 05:51:22 PM
It would've been a bit awkward that the very first full visible nipple in Jordan's site belonged to Venera. Like "ok, you can see nipples here as long as they're not Jordan's". They have to stick with the "sexy lingerie and ultra-teasing" style even if they invite a model who normally shows her boobs.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on October 18, 2011, 10:48:28 PM
Know when to hold 'em...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on October 27, 2011, 06:26:43 PM
I guess Jordan was recently in ZOO - we in America aren't privy to that delectable magazine
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2011/10/24/jordan-carver-welcome-to-britain.htm
BUT:
Quote
the astonishingly all-natural 32HH phenomenon
Really? Who are they trying to fool...

Not that I care - I love them her regardless :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on October 28, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
Is it me or did they overdo the makeup a little bit?  Also **95** jean panties and green top...

(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/17937000/ngbbs491f7db53c75b.jpg)   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: anonym77 on October 28, 2011, 04:08:11 AM
Who are they trying to fool...

There always will be fools to believe.
Always!

There are also some foolish enough to pay for
her lame and sissyish no-nipple-will-be-shown crap.
 8)

SCNR
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on November 03, 2011, 07:34:43 AM
Well if she shows her nipple, you'll see the huge periarilar incision where they stuck the gigantic implants in...

So I suspect that as long as there's any silly marketing about "all natural" there will be no nipples.
it's a pity... i'd really love to see her nipples.

...fortunately, there's always photoshop, where you can see anything you want to see ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: SecretSquirrel on November 03, 2011, 04:48:28 PM
There was an image in a May 2011 issue of Zoo magazine where you can see her nipple.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 03, 2011, 06:10:45 PM
There was an image in a May 2011 issue of Zoo magazine where you can see her nipple.
thanks, good to know. Iffin there is why not post it? curious minds wanna see .
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: st22 on November 04, 2011, 08:11:10 AM
You could just type it into google images. There's not a lot to see really.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on November 04, 2011, 08:41:10 AM
well there's a "supposedly photoshopped" image of her, full frontal nude. (it probably is 'shopped, but its possible they're just claiming that it is, and it's actually a nude pic escaped into the wild hehe)

and there's a pic where you're looking up her side, and it looks like you can make out her nipple at the edge of her breast.

both are black & white.

if there's a different image than those 2, i'd be curious to see it.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on November 04, 2011, 12:13:02 PM
Well, there's:

- The ZOO pic where you can clearly see her nipple. Almost full frontal and really sharp. Just like a standard topless pic from any other model. Probably the best so far.

- The ActionGirls latex/leather set with two versions: one with a stretched visible nipple poking out and another with that nipple clearly (and poorly) photoshopped out.

- 4-5 actually released pics from her site which went under the nipple radar and show partial nipples and areolae.

- The promo clip from PinupFiles where you could supposedly see a nipple right before a fade to black. Deleted shortly after some people realized a nipple was shown and now part of a couple of really difficult to find sites. Seen it, it's just a couple of already dark frames. Not really worth it in terms of clear nip slips. At least for me.

- Literally dozens of pics from her site with clearly photoshopped out nipples. We all know Jordan doesn't really care about photoshop use (and abuse) when it comes to certain flaws or, in most cases, visible nipples. In this particular area, we can find many sets where you can see darker areas where nipples should be in a full body shot that tend to disappear in closer shots. It's also normal to see her in see-trough outfits, transparent enough to show moles or even small skin features but of course no visible nipples anywhere.

- Then there's the well known full frontal B/W nude with two versions and my theory about it:

Appart from the fact that the original pic was digitally scratched just on the nipples and a tiny part of the pubic area, being quite easy for almost any medium skilled photoshop artist to add the rest, of course the naked pic could be a real leak, but there're two reasons why I tend to think it's not:

1. It's well known by big Jordan fans that one of her nipples is higher than the other, namely the left one from our point of view. The nipples on the "leaked" pic are perfectly centered on each breast, so that's probably an evidence of its falseness.

2. I've seen Jordan wearing pasties for many sets with high risks of nipple slipping or plain transparencies. Maybe she started using them after a few oops moments, but that's another reason to think that pic is fake.

About the pics released to her site, I don't know whether to post them or not. I don't want to get into trouble!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on November 04, 2011, 12:21:54 PM
By the way... Am I the only one thinking her site's becoming a bit boring? I think not.

You just have to take a look at her blog and see how more revealing sets and videos centering on her boobs get 10-15 replies, while more conservative lingerie and glamour releases get 1-2 or even no comments at all.

I think the moment where fans who expected her to show her boobs sooner or later start complaining, while die hard fans defend her no matter what she does is starting now...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BigBreakfast on November 11, 2011, 08:24:03 AM
BUT:Really? Who are they trying to fool...

Not that I care - I love them her regardless :D

Jordan's even said she has implants (hasn't she?).  Silly.  Yeah, some want to believe the fantasy, I guess.  But I'm with you.  Doesn't matter either way to me.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: IvanLeTerrible on November 18, 2011, 09:12:24 AM
Jordan seems to be famous in Germany, she was on two tv shows this week.
http://www.prosieben.at/tv/red/video/clip/237735-busenwunder-yoga-jordan-in-den-usa-1.2966846/
http://www.prosieben.de/tv/taff/video/clip/237125-busendwunder-jordan-1.2965873/
Unfortunately they seem to be blocked for all other countries but Germany and Austria, so us, fans, have no choice but to wait for the charity of our teutonic brothers who share the same faith as we do, that we shall be saved by worshiping the holy breasts of Jordan Carver.
Please, if there is anybody from Germany here, could you please watch the first show (the longer one) and give us a brief introduction on what is being said, dont need to tell word by word, just gives the important point and curious facts.
.
And please, find some way to upload the videos! For the holy milk of virgin Mary!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on November 18, 2011, 08:50:27 PM
Jordan's even said she has implants (hasn't she?).  Silly.  Yeah, some want to believe the fantasy, I guess.  But I'm with you.  Doesn't matter either way to me.

Yes, she said it twice in two german tv interviews. She commented how large breasts ran on the family, but she also had some "extra help".

By the way, cancelled after more than a year as a member and not entirely happy with the decision (because Jordan normally does special private videos for long time members), but it wasn't fun anymore. Most of her recent sets and videos were just her walking around in lingerie, a couple of cleavage shots and nothing more. No more active teasing, no more "near oops shots", no more jiggling... I'm really sorry about it and I'll definitely come back if she changes her style again, but not for now...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 19, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Rush hour
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: francisco2000 on December 04, 2011, 10:28:47 AM
I hope its not to late for you



preview clip 1:
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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on December 04, 2011, 03:48:51 PM
there's a wealth of photos/stuff on her twitter
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: anonym77 on December 05, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
Jordan's even said she has implants (hasn't she?).

She did say that.
Even more, she said in a german tv interview that is is very obvious that such large breasts on such a slim girl can't be "all natural" and furthermore she said people that really do believe that they could be "all natural" seem to have a 'lil problem in their heads.
hehehehe  :)

I do not like Jordan, she is not very sympathic in my eyes, but the above mentioned comment deserves my agree ;)

By the way... Am I the only one thinking her site's becoming a bit boring?

Each web site sooner or later gets boring.
The sites without nudity are clearly on the "sooner" side. ;)
Imho they are usually boring right from the start ...  8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: IvanLeTerrible on December 05, 2011, 11:47:46 AM
I hope its not to late for you

Thanks but I already got it from another site. If you are a German Speaker than you could clarify to us what does she say about going nude or topless

Each web site sooner or later gets boring.
The sites without nudity are clearly on the "sooner" side. ;)
Imho they are usually boring right from the start ...  8)

I'm afraid you are right, and the stats show it clearly. Her site is going down. Let's see what she will do about it. Have a look:
http://siteanalytics.compete.com/jordancarver.com/
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on December 08, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
**29** BALL
who be the honey on the right iffiin anyone knows, She's sportin a nice pair
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Kowalski on December 16, 2011, 06:24:51 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on January 19, 2012, 05:32:50 PM
Jungle juggs.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 19, 2012, 07:23:07 PM
I'm to old to rumble in the jungle, but thanks
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Real on January 20, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
She was on last night's tmz

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/german-model-jordan-carver-video-tmz-on-tv/ (http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/german-model-jordan-carver-video-tmz-on-tv/)

I like the "mam-slaughter" caption lol...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 20, 2012, 07:18:39 PM
I miss Roller Derby, really , no $hit
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on January 21, 2012, 08:36:48 PM
In this video interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkzi5Wn4duI) she says she's a 32HH.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on January 27, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
I can almost hear that dress creaking from being SO tight on her ;D!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pinderman on January 28, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
thanks, good to know. Iffin there is why not post it? curious minds wanna see .

bump...page 3 on this here has full left nipple in zoo magazine - apparently it was pulled after the shoot - don't want to re-post an image so go back to may 28 201 on here
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pinderman on January 28, 2012, 01:52:16 PM
I can almost hear that dress creaking from being SO tight on her ;D!

holymary  :o she looks bigger there? new implants?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on January 29, 2012, 07:36:09 AM
Jesus Christ!


I can almost hear that dress creaking from being SO tight on her ;D!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on January 29, 2012, 09:27:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMy_zHzK4Bs :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 29, 2012, 10:02:14 AM
her twitter pic today
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 29, 2012, 10:32:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMy_zHzK4Bs :)

+1 on the vid, thanks
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 30, 2012, 05:54:48 PM
Elton John= Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatters (Zora on da left)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Chelsea74 on January 31, 2012, 01:07:49 PM
http://sunofhollywood.com/prophecy/2012/01/30/jordan-carvers-birthday-shoot-in-practically-her-birthday-suit/
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 31, 2012, 06:28:50 PM
^nice, danke, and Destiny Danger makes my pulse race
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 02, 2012, 02:32:08 PM
 JC & DD in motion  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZelxvsT6c&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on February 02, 2012, 02:40:25 PM
JC & DD in motion  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZelxvsT6c&feature=youtu.be)
omnomnomnomnom (eats them all up)


how come there's so many videos/photoshoots of girls wearing little to no clothing, where they are both really hot, and they are snuggling, ...and sex doesn't ensue?

I mean, if i was in a photo shoot, snuggling with another hot girl, I know exactly what I'd want to do after the shoot 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 02, 2012, 05:50:09 PM
wat I find today via dat twittstuff
jordancarverJordan Carver


Quote
I'm looking for busty models who are interested in a Girl-Girl shooting. Send me an email @ [email protected] for more informations

23 hours ago


I got a big grin anticipatin, dky


I put the quote in a quote box to avoid anybody mistaking you for the poster of the tweet.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on February 02, 2012, 11:16:50 PM
JC & DD in motion  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZelxvsT6c&feature=youtu.be)


That was filmed at the Aria here in Vegas. You can see the Cosmopolitan and the Bellagio on the background.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 03, 2012, 09:02:52 PM
Howdy Solvegas,  I'm thinkin You got a box seat for this kinda stuff
Green w/envy
Lucky Man, ELP
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 06, 2012, 05:28:48 PM
Yipes, stripes!!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on February 09, 2012, 09:24:30 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xog4ix_jordan-carver-report-11-01-2012_shortfilms
 :) :) :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jjjay999 on February 09, 2012, 03:19:55 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xog4ix_jordan-carver-report-11-01-2012_shortfilms
 :) :) :)

Thanks! Wow, that flexibility is HOT! But WHY BLONDE??!! She was perfect with the "old" hair color. Still, great vid!  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 09, 2012, 06:18:33 PM
I like the way she moves/ FULL STOP /
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: thehank on February 10, 2012, 11:28:55 AM
Do you think there's any chance she'll ever drop-the-top?  Or, she'll continue in the Denise Milani vein?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 10, 2012, 06:13:32 PM
cheap sunglasses ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 14, 2012, 03:08:44 PM
so full of win
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: SecretSquirrel on February 21, 2012, 01:26:31 PM
Jordan is the cover girl for Zoo magazine in the UK this week
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 21, 2012, 02:40:51 PM
double pleasure, Jordan & Venera
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on February 22, 2012, 04:21:42 PM
I think, I shall have a fantasy, that Venera turns our dear Jordan into a switch hitter.
Yes, that will make a lovely fantasy, except I wanna be in it tooo...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on February 29, 2012, 10:45:41 AM
Dangerous curves ahead.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Trashmen26 on February 29, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Jordan in Latex!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avdyX3wuTFo&feature=player_embedded

 :o ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 29, 2012, 03:50:54 PM
recent from dat darn twitta
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on March 01, 2012, 07:34:51 AM
Body: adorable, sound of her voice: not too sexy... sorry.

German:
"Is schon gewagt, oder?" sagt sie bei 5:27  ;)

Jordan in Latex!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avdyX3wuTFo&feature=player_embedded

 :o ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on March 05, 2012, 03:04:54 PM
Jordan serving.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on March 05, 2012, 03:21:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/venton/stuff/Jawdropping.jpg)

I would do things to her.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 09, 2012, 05:52:40 PM
Jordan darling, chill, we're all gettin hosed at the pump
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on March 10, 2012, 10:04:18 PM
Made in (http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/flags/germany-flag-03.gif) (http://freesmileyface.net)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on March 11, 2012, 10:05:22 AM
can anybody supply some gifs of her vids? Thanks
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 15, 2012, 07:06:26 PM
I find this stuff on da intanet/ZOO Mag
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on March 22, 2012, 11:06:41 PM
Wanna race for pink... slips?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hark on March 23, 2012, 01:18:02 PM
Jordan darling, chill, we're all gettin hosed at the pump

Well, if we're gonna get fucked at the pump, whom better than by...   ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 24, 2012, 12:26:29 PM
horrible overexposure, but but Keylee/Jordan soften the blow
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: MarkJurr on March 24, 2012, 07:04:04 PM
Tweaked:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 26, 2012, 02:16:07 PM
was goona -1 for arm bra but wtf, she's awsome
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on March 27, 2012, 01:04:33 PM
I can't complain about an arm bra when there's huge perfectly shaped boobies sticking out all the way around both arms :)

she is so yummy. think she's my all time favorite :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 28, 2012, 06:00:55 PM
can't figure out what's goin on with the photog in this set, again ovr exposed , I'm happy
to see keylee parker though
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on March 28, 2012, 11:26:02 PM
The password is "Fidelio".
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on April 02, 2012, 03:42:47 PM
Hanging peeps.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 04, 2012, 01:31:55 PM
lucky peeps  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on April 09, 2012, 03:03:49 AM
JC on tv?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cammy Gee on April 11, 2012, 01:04:34 AM
She is indeed YOWZA!!!  :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on April 14, 2012, 01:44:39 PM
Vegas casino pool cabana perhaps? Imagine the tips she'd get if she worked as a cabana girl... whew!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on April 24, 2012, 10:33:42 AM
Gentlemen, prepare your boners.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: giantboobslover on April 24, 2012, 12:33:47 PM
From my point of view, it's better like that :P

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on April 24, 2012, 10:35:41 PM
Vegas casino pool cabana perhaps? Imagine the tips she'd get if she worked as a cabana girl... whew!


That looks like the pool cabanas for the Wynn or its sister property the Encore.

From my point of view, it's better like that :P




That is indeed a very commendable point of view.  :) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: detroitmaggs on April 29, 2012, 10:56:09 AM
She's one sexy bunny!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 30, 2012, 01:30:25 PM
the perfect combination of cuteness and sexiness!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on May 09, 2012, 08:21:37 PM
whoa, close to a nip slip.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on May 10, 2012, 01:44:49 AM
One step at a time... we're sloooooooowly getting there...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on August 13, 2012, 08:21:41 PM
so easy on the eyes
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on August 15, 2012, 02:45:20 PM
She can dye her hair and use contacts of any color and she will remain hot.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on August 16, 2012, 01:54:37 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on August 16, 2012, 11:40:30 AM
Is that a morph or a real nip slip?   :o :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shimmerin on August 16, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
:o
That is either a painting or it is photo shopped to death.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on August 16, 2012, 08:45:11 PM
That's been around for a while, and it's actually the clearest and most obvious nip slip we have so far. It's real. It's so real Jordan sued the magazine for releasing the proof to a question we've been asking for a long time: Jordan actually HAS nipples.

Of course I'm exaggerating, but given the fact that she's released a number of pictures with clearly photoshopped out nipples, you could say us fans have an inside joke about her being born without them.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on August 21, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
I have a dream
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on August 22, 2012, 09:17:00 AM
We all do!! she looks great always!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on August 29, 2012, 09:04:08 AM
We can only dream....

http://aubreyb.tumblr.com/post/30328837576/jordan-carver-as-youve-never-seen-her-lol   :o :o

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on August 29, 2012, 10:32:06 AM
Did she authorize that depiction? ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 29, 2012, 10:47:49 AM
Did she authorize that depiction? ;)


Sincerely doubt it.  ::)  ;) ;D He has done one of Wendy Fiore also for example. He is a good artist though.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 02, 2012, 03:50:00 PM
big bra
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on September 08, 2012, 11:25:08 AM
I can live with this
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BigBreakfast on September 11, 2012, 07:13:30 PM
Jordan hosted a countdown the other day. Love the way she says "motherfucker".  :)

http://egotastic.com/2012/09/jordan-carver-gaining-english-skills-with-cleavy-hosting-hottest-of-the-hot-for-egotastic-video/ (http://egotastic.com/2012/09/jordan-carver-gaining-english-skills-with-cleavy-hosting-hottest-of-the-hot-for-egotastic-video/)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Siliconex on September 20, 2012, 08:01:35 AM
Pals!

I won access to a meet and greet with Jordan Carver,
saturday night in Munich! Jesus!

I will meet someone of you this night? I am excited!

Or is it a hoax?

Servus,

ich habe einen Platz beim diesjährigen "Meet and Greet"
auf der Wies'n gewonnen.

Wer noch? Oder is das n Fake?

Cheers,

SX
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on September 21, 2012, 12:40:29 AM
Man, she's one of my fave small breasted girls of all time! I am jealous but enjoy having her so close on my behalf
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Karl Ranseier on September 24, 2012, 07:53:56 AM
Jordan on the Octoberfest

Mod edit to remove pix in excess of the BEA Owner's 1-1-1 rule. The link you posted has also been removed because it goes to a page that contains unmorphed (pirated) Score content: also a serious violation of the User Agreement. Please go re-read the rules you so recently promised to abide by before you violate them again. Thanks. -Palomine
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on September 24, 2012, 01:27:14 PM
Karl your only allowed to post one pic per thread in one 24hr period (1.1.1.1.rule) you will have to remove all of those images except one (I suggest keeping thr boobs to boobs one) before a moderator does it for you.

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on October 03, 2012, 07:37:31 AM
http://egotastic.com/2012/09/jordan-carver-gaining-english-skills-with-cleavy-hosting-hottest-of-the-hot-for-egotastic-video

 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on October 05, 2012, 05:30:01 PM
She is amazing:

http://www.youtube.com/v/YfqVUv24pUA

http://www.youtube.com/v/JC9vAt-lcI4


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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on October 05, 2012, 08:04:56 PM
Tinaa!!! Tinaaaa!!! the best DOA char played by my 3rd fave german model...i Ilove jordan, not her physique but her personality, she seems so nearby...unlike other models who seem definitely distant.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Daknoa on October 06, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Those two videos are a must-see, an absolute must-see.

http://www.youtube.com/v/YfqVUv24pUA

http://www.youtube.com/v/JC9vAt-lcI4
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on October 09, 2012, 06:15:29 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on October 10, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
she has like the perfect amount of 'innocence', 'sexiness' and 'sweetness' maybe it is jut me but i thinbk of all the models i know, she would be the easiest to approach for a casual talk.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 02, 2012, 12:52:32 AM
I'm all in.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 02, 2012, 11:00:51 AM
bras 'n panties, hmmmmm
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on November 02, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
^Despite the breast on the right-hand-side being clipped, that's an awesome pic:  you get a definite feeling of just how full that breast is filling out that closer cup, how it's pushing it out there.  

Just makes you want to reach out and close your fingers on it.

Mmmmmm...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on November 02, 2012, 09:43:56 PM
One step at a time... we're sloooooooowly getting there...

I wish it was true, but sadly I don't think we will ever see her nipples.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on November 02, 2012, 10:17:49 PM
You can lead tits to water....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on November 03, 2012, 01:33:59 AM
lol that pic is TOO damn cute ;)

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gonZo on November 03, 2012, 08:43:22 AM
"You can lead a horse to boobs, but you can't make him motorboat."
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 03, 2012, 05:24:32 PM
^ I wanna reach out and grab her  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyoRzZrF00)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ronbo1112 on November 04, 2012, 09:55:33 AM
I love that little self-satisfied smirk she has on lips as she hefts her boobs in that top picture.

She has the right doesn't she  ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 09, 2012, 12:18:39 AM
u can leave the hat on
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on November 09, 2012, 08:37:46 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: LaCroix on November 09, 2012, 09:06:52 AM
???

Das not cool
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on November 09, 2012, 10:13:54 AM
no matter how lucky that dude is to be right next to jordan.... surprised she was not creeped out by the cheetah print speedo...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on November 09, 2012, 05:42:49 PM
as much as i hate when models get touced by guys, I think jordan is too nice to ever say something abd about anyone else even if they look like an 80's pornstar lol
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on November 09, 2012, 06:16:06 PM
I believe he's an actor (german as well, if i recall correctly) in an independent film she also was in; they're likely friends. The pic isn't as awkward/creepy as it might appear
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on November 09, 2012, 06:36:12 PM
u can leave the hat on

Although her nipples would be covered, sadly it appears her areola have been edited out.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on November 10, 2012, 08:19:46 PM
^hey Inspector clouseau, how do u know she dosen't have dime sized areola?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: notCJ on November 10, 2012, 11:45:28 PM
I was lucky to meet Jordan today at the Long Beach CA Glamourcon show. She is more amazing in person and what a dream come true body! :o  Do yourself a favor and see her if she comes to your neck of the woods.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on November 11, 2012, 11:47:39 PM
I expected nothing less from her, thanks for sharing the information and pictures with us, notCJ.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TyWebb on November 19, 2012, 11:13:11 PM
I don't know if anyone caught this but Jordan was on the WGN morning show today doing yoga and hawking her DVD. (http://www.wgntv.com/news/morningnews/wgntv-glamour-swimsuit-and-lingerie-model-jordan-carver-busts-out-yoga-moves-20121116,0,5992770.story)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: etae on November 19, 2012, 11:54:58 PM
Incredible woman. And I love her German accent.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on November 25, 2012, 03:10:23 AM
public boobity
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on November 26, 2012, 09:55:03 AM
who in the world is that yummy looking blonde?? wow talk about two sexy ladies!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: notCJ on November 26, 2012, 10:44:24 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 26, 2012, 11:00:23 PM
;D


I envy you CrazyJose. Have you seen my PM ?  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: notCJ on November 28, 2012, 07:59:15 PM

I envy you CrazyJose. Have you seen my PM ?  :)

Thanks Solvegas and I replied to the PM.

Here my favorite pic I took
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on December 24, 2012, 03:03:47 PM
Absolutely amazing!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: anonym77 on December 26, 2012, 10:16:08 AM
so boring .....
isn't that tease getting old?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Real on December 26, 2012, 12:27:01 PM
Not really. 

I mean sure I'd love to see her bare titties, but Its not like I'm going to get bored of thinking Christina Hendricks or Alison Brie have great tits just because they won't 'pull em out'..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on December 27, 2012, 06:31:50 PM
It's getting a tad boring, that's just my opinion. I hope she does a Lucy Pinder and decideda to show her tits.
She's absolutely stunning, so I have no idea why she doesn't go topless.
I'd also like some more risqué shoots.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on January 03, 2013, 09:41:36 AM
I suspect she will eventually go nude.

She's come really close to doing so already, closer than I've ever seen Milani. And, well, she's german... therefore required to have a seriously kinky side.

When she does, I imagine it will be a big budget affair, like a playboy centerfold deal.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 04, 2013, 12:51:10 PM
I suspect she will eventually go nude.

She's come really close to doing so already, closer than I've ever seen Milani.

Talking about Milani...did she ever go nude? and on a related note: will Fiore be next?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 05, 2013, 12:45:37 PM
 ;)

Mod edit: not to take anything away from Ms. JC, but that cute Latina with the braces and ever-so-slightly-sheer top (in the grey dress in the background) is packing what appears to be a lovely burden herself! ;) -Palomine
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: piotr on January 06, 2013, 05:12:50 AM
I actually find jordan one of the more interesting glamour models out there, I mean check this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbnRiBnD1ac

although she doesn't do topless, I think she makes up for it by doing a lot of other cool stuff.

almost every other model in Joca's line of work, the glamour model business, has only one trick.
It's the best trick in the world of course, but I would love to see some of these girls taking a hint from miss Carver.

Leanne Crow doing some Cosplay, or doing some reporting for a local news show, making a video with a short story...Yes please.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Soflobro on January 06, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Man I wish she did more public appearances
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on January 10, 2013, 04:44:31 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on January 10, 2013, 11:30:22 PM
OMG is that unmorphed?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on January 11, 2013, 05:41:48 AM
Crazy Jose or other posters, did she get botox?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 11, 2013, 01:23:55 PM
OMG is that unmorphed?

It seems like that  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on January 11, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Crazy Jose or other posters, did she get botox?

Don't know about botox... She does seem to have had her lips done recently.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on January 12, 2013, 03:24:51 AM
I am normally not a fan of the skinny, implanted "tits on a stick" type, but Jordan Carver is the exception. She is one of my top ten EVER...and I have been a big tit fan for a LONG time...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on January 12, 2013, 06:18:52 AM
 :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on January 13, 2013, 11:19:18 AM
hell yes.... getting closer... come on jordan... just take it all off !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on January 13, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
They don't  look that big in that shot.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 14, 2013, 02:14:47 PM
you're right...also she looks great with any hair color, but i preferred her as a redhead ...why so many hot redheads (real or fake) go blonde?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bad Kitty on January 19, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
you're right...also she looks great with any hair color, but i preferred her as a redhead ...why so many hot redheads (real or fake) go blonde?

I dunno. I think her natural hair color is a kinda dark strawberry blonde/sandy-ginger shade. I say that just because it's a very hard color to 'fake' with hair dye, and hers always looked like it had very natural hues (with some obvious highlights added). She could be naturally an auburn too though, since if you take auburn and add a little peroxide & lemon juice, you get that color without dye (speaking from experience ;) ). also her skin complexion looks believably red-head, although her shots are all probably retouched anyway, so it's hard to say.

although, longer hair doesn't stand up to peroxide as well, since it damages the hair shaft, and well, the trick to long hair is that it's all dead protein strands, so you have to make sure it stays un-harmed to get it to grow out 2-feet (4 years-ish) long without turning to a nasty frizz. her blonde look is definitely bleached, If she keeps up with the dark roots, I would expect she'll eventually fry her hair somewhat (if she's not living on conditioner-borrowed time already) and get a shorter haircut to lose the older hair that can't handle the peroxide abuse. tl/dr: very long + non-natural blonde = haircut soon.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 21, 2013, 01:05:19 PM
well, you could be right, you made some robust points to defend that point of view...well even if she was a fake redhead, i preferred her like that (maybe because the first pic of her I saw she was a redhead, maybe it is just nostalgia that i feel )
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 22, 2013, 10:47:01 AM
By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on January 22, 2013, 10:52:59 AM
They don't  look that big in that shot.

You're right, but if there's one thing I learned it's that boobs can look very different sizes depending on the camera angle and what one is wearing.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 24, 2013, 03:02:25 PM
 :o
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Post by: Djoser on January 25, 2013, 01:54:36 PM
awww, cute  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: trukbutz on January 26, 2013, 11:51:32 AM
I just saw photos of Jodan in (and partially out of) a Hooters uniform.  Holy shirt!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 26, 2013, 12:59:53 PM
I just saw photos of Jodan in (and partially out of) a Hooters uniform.  Holy shirt!
:)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on January 26, 2013, 08:02:23 PM
wow, makes for a GREAT avatar ;).

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on January 27, 2013, 06:49:31 PM
:)

Does anyone think she is getting a little more risqué lately? On her twitter there's that playboy radio pic where she is wearing a semi transparent thing, and you can make out her nipples.
A recent photoshoot she is spreading her legs proactively, and in a lot of recent photos, you can see her hard nipples poking through her clothes (which she never used to do).
And in this hooters picture, I'm pretty sure you can just see a faint hint of areola.

Topless soon?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on January 27, 2013, 08:52:44 PM
http://instagram.com/p/VAfgTNtlG8/

Pretty revealing  :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: numbre1sean on January 28, 2013, 12:30:10 AM
There is one with her running in a bay watch suit.  Anyone know where the video is???
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 28, 2013, 12:43:05 AM
I saw it in dailymotion, but i can't find it!  :-[
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: MrBoobs on January 28, 2013, 04:21:23 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xog4ix_jordan-carver-report-11-01-2012_shortfilms
 :) :) :)

Hot!!! Partway through she runs in a baywatch top.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on February 04, 2013, 07:21:20 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on February 06, 2013, 12:23:14 AM
Isn't she a monument? <3
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on February 10, 2013, 05:05:52 PM
By the way, has anyone seen this?:

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CD4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dybvp3BJQL34&ei=TScYUZnfH6XP0QXT9oCIDQ&usg=AFQjCNG4BoYkMiNZiiqMtWO4dfsga9bhgQ

Pretty sure those lovely big tits of hers are looking bigger?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on February 10, 2013, 05:14:33 PM
I think we could all love her forever. :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on February 11, 2013, 12:10:40 AM
By the way, has anyone seen this?:

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CD4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dybvp3BJQL34&ei=TScYUZnfH6XP0QXT9oCIDQ&usg=AFQjCNG4BoYkMiNZiiqMtWO4dfsga9bhgQ

Pretty sure those lovely big tits of hers are looking bigger?

Those are awesome bras!  And her balloon-boobs fill them out amazingly.  She should definitely model for whatever company makes those bras.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on February 11, 2013, 02:10:23 AM
I love all pink lol

now if she "grew" i hope she becomes like this
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 13, 2013, 04:39:53 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on February 13, 2013, 06:23:54 PM
:o

Honestly, I'm sure her tits have got bigger.
Seen more pictures from this set and they do look bigger.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 14, 2013, 10:51:12 AM
^it;s a screen cap from vday "love me" its on DM
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ThousanWhite on March 14, 2013, 03:57:03 PM
Jordan's got a great agent...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on March 14, 2013, 04:38:19 PM
JOrdan got great natural boobies
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on March 14, 2013, 04:58:17 PM
JOrdan got great natural boobies
I hate to burst your bubble but she's not natural she just has great implants.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on March 14, 2013, 05:02:45 PM
oh, forgott about it.
my implants will be much bigger
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ThousanWhite on March 14, 2013, 08:10:05 PM
I need to see more of THIS
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on March 14, 2013, 10:39:12 PM
I need to see more of THIS


WE ALL need to see more of THIS.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on March 15, 2013, 07:47:14 AM
need definitiv more of this
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on March 27, 2013, 03:29:43 PM
Nip slip!

(http://i.minus.com/idKBxexqD0MbS.gif)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on March 27, 2013, 03:43:47 PM
HOLY SHIT!  That is so f**king hot!

Where's that from?  She looks AWESOME!!  So damn big and rounding and bulging!  Damn!

Nice nip too!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on March 27, 2013, 04:31:55 PM
That's from her URBAN video. It was discovered a couple of weeks ago. Probably the most erotic nip slip she's had so far. I'm currently reviewing all of her old videos just in case...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 01, 2013, 01:08:17 AM
I love her more and more
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on April 08, 2013, 07:36:52 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on April 13, 2013, 10:31:22 AM
unanimous decision
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on April 20, 2013, 02:19:13 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on April 24, 2013, 11:47:03 AM
private dancer.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 28, 2013, 07:24:44 PM
private dancer.

Not in real life, I hope....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on April 30, 2013, 09:24:10 PM
^Mustang Sally better?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on May 01, 2013, 07:09:09 AM
yes
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on May 02, 2013, 11:16:43 PM
retro clothing, looks great on her!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on May 04, 2013, 12:26:08 AM
Rocking with Dokken
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on May 06, 2013, 01:06:55 AM
too hot to handle!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on May 06, 2013, 02:12:07 AM
too hot
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on May 06, 2013, 07:21:26 AM
echo echo  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on May 07, 2013, 08:08:12 AM
Severe case of Groundhog day in here Eliza!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on May 07, 2013, 08:10:18 AM
Severe case of Groundhog day in here Eliza!

Wait, what...?

Hmmm...

Anyhoo, congrats to Jordan Carver and her boobtastic thread, the 77th one to reach 100,000 views!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 07, 2013, 03:21:22 PM
can't touch this
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on May 08, 2013, 07:27:43 AM
Severe case of Groundhog day in here Eliza!

LOL... Yeah.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on May 08, 2013, 07:28:34 AM
Severe case of Groundhog day in here Eliza!

LOL... Yeah.  ;D

"You ever get that feeling of deja vu?" --Micheal Palin
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: dand on May 10, 2013, 02:16:36 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Offline on May 10, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
LOL... Yeah.  ;D

"You ever get that feeling of deja vu?" --Micheal Palin
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 11, 2013, 11:21:31 AM
deep end works better for me hun.......
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on May 12, 2013, 11:58:04 PM
LOL... Yeah.  ;D

"You ever get that feeling of deja vu?" --Micheal Palin

(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9978881.0;attach=313172;image) (http://www.youtube.com/v/qwquMY47utA)

click it  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: dand on May 13, 2013, 12:38:39 AM
 :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on May 15, 2013, 05:26:56 PM
"Honey, meet our new maid"  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on May 15, 2013, 06:07:36 PM
Nice photo! Imagine waking up and walking into that scene...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Harry on May 16, 2013, 01:02:41 AM
Jesus. Is that from her site?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on May 16, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
Yes, she seems to be perfectly ok with showing her bare ass and has done it several times (great ass by the way). I don't think that really fits into her "I'm a glamour model and I can tease and show some skin, but never full nudity" she has going on. I mean, it's like she can show her naked ass because she knows what people are really interested in are her boobs. That way she's not surrendering to the pressure and she's still a strong professional in control of her life and career.

I wonder if we stopped paying attention to her boobs and started demanding more naked ass pics and videos, would she end up showing her nipples??
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on May 16, 2013, 11:56:30 PM
dinner is ready
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 17, 2013, 11:15:26 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 18, 2013, 04:22:59 PM
on walkabout
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 25, 2013, 03:06:06 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BigBreakfast on May 25, 2013, 09:51:36 AM
Jordan got a drastic haircut yesterday. Can't say that I'm a fan.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on May 25, 2013, 04:15:06 PM
Buddy Miles, them changes.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on May 27, 2013, 02:30:42 AM
I'll be honest, i think i like more shorter than longer haired girls...long hair is definitely, overrated
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on May 27, 2013, 10:28:15 AM
Long or short, I wish she'd go back to her old natural color.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on May 27, 2013, 10:51:19 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ooze3d on May 27, 2013, 11:41:08 AM
Thankfully, hair grows back.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on May 27, 2013, 11:46:31 AM
Thankfully, hair grows back.


Women like to change their looks when they get bored with their present look. It's just the way it is. I only wish she would get bigger implants. That's a change I fully approve of.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: greapos on May 27, 2013, 02:12:45 PM
Long or short, I wish she'd go back to her old natural color.


word to that.

She's a goddess as a brunette. Blonde: meh.

=g
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on May 28, 2013, 03:59:53 PM
comment on this was... why do your boobs look so small, lol..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on May 29, 2013, 01:06:33 AM
^that's something much less tolerable than short hair xDDD j/k
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on May 29, 2013, 06:52:43 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 01, 2013, 11:12:21 AM
perfect
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 02, 2013, 04:24:22 PM
lovely
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on June 02, 2013, 10:17:37 PM
yummy indeed
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 05, 2013, 07:51:43 AM
 Baywatch  (https://www.youtube.com/v/PcdI5ydcYxI&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on June 05, 2013, 07:54:55 AM
Awesome stuff from Jordan Carver.  :D
I think the highest rated comment on that video pretty much sums it up lol. ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 05, 2013, 08:50:14 AM
^Breasts, I'm afraid you'll run off the road watching Jordan. 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on June 05, 2013, 09:21:25 AM
That's a risk worth taking.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on June 07, 2013, 01:23:00 AM
good reply! lol
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 07, 2013, 10:55:48 AM
eat out
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ronnie be good on June 08, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
Jordan got a drastic haircut yesterday. Can't say that I'm a fan.

As long as her big tits haven't got any smaller, I don't really mind. She's still hot!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 09, 2013, 06:11:08 AM
muah
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on June 10, 2013, 01:47:12 AM
she's so cute  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on June 10, 2013, 08:48:54 PM
Baywatch  (https://www.youtube.com/v/PcdI5ydcYxI&feature=player_embedded)

2:36, indeed!  Those are the kind of shots that Cris likes to take of me, too.

Too bad I don't have Jordan's body!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 11, 2013, 02:05:59 AM
you're just fine Eliza D 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on June 11, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
^Awww!  You're so sweet, LDW!

Thanks!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: number3fac on June 12, 2013, 03:10:03 PM
There's a YouTube channel called "ClipCritics" that does humorous looks at Internet stuff.  I don't always like their humor, but they've had Jordan on for interviews or sketches a couple times (though I don't know where those videos are).  However, they also have a brilliant feature: the Hula Cam.  Mount a video camera on a hula hoop, get a gorgeous girl to play with said hoop, result: Internet gold.  Their most recent video had Jordan performing this feat:

(http://img.youtube.com/vi/cKXOIH2vK3g/default.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/v/cKXOIH2vK3g)
(click on thumbnail for vid)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 12, 2013, 05:49:39 PM
 :o she might lOOk at me twice if I was younger
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on June 12, 2013, 09:18:35 PM
:o she might lOOk at me twice if I was younger

Oh wow. Love that...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 16, 2013, 08:50:50 AM
Jordan v.  the dude  (https://www.youtube.com/v/M4X5q3pYkqM#!) cut the lady a break, K? and get a new hat pronto.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on June 16, 2013, 11:12:32 PM
Jordan v.  the dude  (https://www.youtube.com/v/M4X5q3pYkqM#!) cut the lady a break, K? and get a new hat pronto.


What a dick .... he needs to get laid.  :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 17, 2013, 09:48:08 AM
 play with my hair  (http://www.youtube.com/v/rw7hS39DTos)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on June 17, 2013, 11:08:34 AM
play with my hair  (http://www.youtube.com/v/rw7hS39DTos)


Funny video. She's a good sport. The questions are inane, juvenile and politically incorrect so I loved them.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 17, 2013, 02:42:49 PM
she's a delight. nuf sed
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on June 18, 2013, 07:43:36 PM
VERY classic hot rod hottie video of Jordan here:

http://www.atvscene.com/videos/video/723/Jordan-Carver

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on June 19, 2013, 01:17:31 AM
.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on June 19, 2013, 11:45:43 AM
I have been to that store, and I must have missed the Jordan Carver section.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 19, 2013, 02:39:17 PM
Target is fertile viewing grounds for gals, tho I've never seen Jordan there, I've seen some "whoppers"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 29, 2013, 07:33:43 AM
4th of July bombs
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on June 29, 2013, 09:10:07 PM
wow :o

I want to stand and salute that

*stands and salutes*

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on June 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
hula  Jordan  (http://www.youtube.com/v/cKXOIH2vK3g)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 01, 2013, 01:09:58 AM
4th of July bombs

Crap!, maybe the classiest and most elegant pic i have seen of her...if only cap nemo could morph it, but with her forearm in the way that, mor likely, won't happen  :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on July 04, 2013, 06:42:08 AM
Crap!, maybe the classiest and most elegant pic i have seen of her...if only cap nemo could morph it, but with her forearm in the way that, mor likely, won't happen  :'(
Your right, sorry.  But I just post one of same serie in Users Gallery, and here:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 05, 2013, 01:41:47 AM
Thanks a lot cap, your first mate looks better and better morph after morph!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on July 08, 2013, 06:22:02 PM
Yes, their big.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 10, 2013, 12:15:23 AM
they should be bigger :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on July 10, 2013, 06:01:01 AM
^I object your honor, I strenuously object  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on July 10, 2013, 05:19:14 PM
Yes, their big.

Yes, their big what? :P  "Yes, their big areolae are wonderful!"

(Sorry, Pen, couldn't help goofin' your type-o)

Oh yeah, they're big, too!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: andrat2000 on July 12, 2013, 02:18:29 AM
Jordan Carver. In Africa. German Reality TV show.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on July 12, 2013, 11:49:00 AM
Djoser is very greedy, I think, he will like this (and I think luvdemwhoppers will not  ::) )
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on July 12, 2013, 01:35:47 PM
I know I like it thanks Cap!

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on July 13, 2013, 07:14:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/embed/XPWc1mUbTCA?feature=player_detailpage
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: djayboobs on July 14, 2013, 08:28:59 AM
looking good   ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 15, 2013, 01:39:53 AM
Djoser is very greedy, I think, he will like this (and I think luvdemwhoppers will not  ::) )

I love that one, thanks again Cap!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on July 15, 2013, 09:36:53 PM
Hypnotic
http://i.minus.com/insKRif7WH2lW.gif
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on July 16, 2013, 02:51:44 PM
May be this will too big also for Djoser  8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on July 16, 2013, 10:58:45 PM
May be this will too big also for Djoser  8)


Nah, I think that just like me he'll think that is just a good start size wise.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 17, 2013, 12:56:00 AM
May be this will too big also for Djoser  8)

Too big? never heard such thing :P danke cap!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on July 17, 2013, 01:38:21 AM
Holy Crap :o!

awesome work Cap!

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on July 17, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on July 18, 2013, 05:50:29 PM
^Wow!

I wouldn't recognize her except for the chest!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 18, 2013, 10:08:10 PM
I think she looks so adorable with that...pixie?  :-\ :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on July 18, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
Love the short hair. Of course, JoCa will be beautiful no matter what she does to her hair.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on July 18, 2013, 11:32:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Pkzi5Wn4duI?feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 21, 2013, 11:29:51 PM
aww the old times really she looks awesome no matter what but redhead is her best...btw i have seen the hula hoop camera on her by those clip critics
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jjjay999 on July 23, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Jordan resembles anneliese van der pol, especially when she had red hair? IMO, both are gorgeous, and Anneliese is no slouch in the breast department.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: roberttoddy on July 23, 2013, 05:55:08 PM
Where can I get that clip of Jordan in Africa...her tits look powerful
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on July 27, 2013, 01:47:03 PM
Platinum  :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hark on July 28, 2013, 06:59:22 AM
Who's the other blonde?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on July 29, 2013, 02:15:21 AM
^ lol indeed

Another of Carver as Mrs. Rabbit + Ana Rica...I think and some random fella
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on August 07, 2013, 06:24:56 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on August 15, 2013, 11:41:22 AM
I wish Solvegas had a peep  cam  (http://www.youtube.com/embed/QUcTWLxEtWA?feature=player_detailpage)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Soflobro on August 15, 2013, 11:48:26 AM
:D

I LOVE all of this surfing set. SO HOT!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on August 16, 2013, 01:16:10 AM
Nemo's job
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 16, 2013, 07:44:30 AM
I wish Solvegas had a peep  cam  (http://www.youtube.com/embed/QUcTWLxEtWA?feature=player_detailpage)

That is a wonderful sentiment and I too wish I had that peep cam.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on August 18, 2013, 10:15:14 AM
Well hello there!  :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Haku on August 19, 2013, 06:48:08 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on August 21, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
Well hello there!  :D

Great caption!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on August 22, 2013, 08:25:45 PM
Jordan Carver. In Africa. German Reality TV show.

Well i just noticed that the dark haired braided person has facial hair and boobs?  ??? I am confussed
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: luvdemwhoppers on August 27, 2013, 09:46:02 PM
how about a little  BTS?  (http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xszroo)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on November 15, 2013, 12:14:20 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Fortuitous Jinx on November 15, 2013, 07:35:38 AM
There's actually a set out there that escaped the airbrushing. It shows pretty unmistakeable scars from a breast augmentation. She was probably quite busty before, and then got mid-sized implants.

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on November 15, 2013, 03:53:04 PM
ha! that just confirms what everyone with a working neuron knew! A worthy successor of Denise Milani and with exactly the same circumstances regarding her bust.

I prefer fake boobs anyways :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: mrgp on November 15, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
There's actually a set out there that escaped the airbrushing. It shows pretty unmistakeable scars from a breast augmentation. She was probably quite busty before, and then got mid-sized implants.

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She never denied getting implants...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jay_robert on November 17, 2013, 03:26:21 AM
She looks great but are her boobs big enough to challenge wendy fiore
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: RHIC on November 18, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Every time I see 'JOCA' I think it's like LACMA. Just saying, I'd go to a Jordan Carver museum of art.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Walter34 on December 03, 2013, 12:59:24 PM
She is amazing!   :o

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on December 04, 2013, 03:42:17 PM
She is, she likes to work out, maybe in some moment she would get into fitness, following a very similar route to Denise Milani?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: KMAR66 on December 10, 2013, 12:14:35 PM
..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on December 10, 2013, 10:01:13 PM
..

To show how stuck in the gutter I can be, my first thought wasn't milk but that a elephant must have spunked on her.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on December 10, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
I thought Bignats came on her.  He really spurts a lot!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on December 11, 2013, 01:12:34 AM
you know what goes GREAT with milk.....chocolate syrup ;D!

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on December 12, 2013, 11:21:08 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on January 11, 2014, 05:22:28 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on January 24, 2014, 05:30:13 PM
Gotta love this girl.  ;D
http://youtu.be/D0VYtMpNfNw
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gOOber on January 24, 2014, 05:39:41 PM
Gotta love this girl.  ;D
http://youtu.be/D0VYtMpNfNw
She sashays very very well.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on January 24, 2014, 06:18:20 PM
Gotta love this girl.  ;D
http://youtu.be/D0VYtMpNfNw

She's taking over for David Letterman?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on January 26, 2014, 02:16:10 AM
I loved the 'hug' part of the video her expression is priceless ;D

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: p0p0 on January 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
I loved the 'hug' part of the video her expression is priceless ;D

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on January 26, 2014, 06:12:51 PM
that would be misshollywood88 according to her thread here: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9990224.0.html

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 27, 2014, 03:39:38 PM
Nice! btw her face expressions remind me so much of Christoph Waltz in Tarantino movies lol  :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on March 08, 2014, 02:11:14 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on March 08, 2014, 08:16:46 AM
Her new video on YouTube is good. She is working out with a guy
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on March 08, 2014, 01:41:17 PM
Jordan Carver

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on March 10, 2014, 04:19:09 PM
from the main site gallery
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jay_robert on April 06, 2014, 12:36:45 PM
there's a great picture on another thread of Jordan and taylor and Jordan is just staring at taylor's huge cleavage
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: kingbee69 on April 06, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
there's a great picture on another thread of Jordan and taylor and Jordan is just staring at taylor's huge cleavage
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: jay_robert on April 06, 2014, 01:31:41 PM
Wasn't actually that one but that's a great pic I think Wendy looks the biggest there
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on April 23, 2014, 10:03:01 PM
She not bouncing nor jiggling, but she looks so beautiful I just had to add it here.

Jordan Carver

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on April 25, 2014, 12:21:26 AM
Jordan Carver

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 25, 2014, 01:07:25 AM
I find it hot when girls admit their assets are fake...like beshine  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on April 27, 2014, 12:11:48 AM
I find it hot when girls admit their assets are fake...like beshine  ;D

She is NOT saying she is "FAKE".  She is saying what big boob gals shouldn't wear.

I present my precious, my love, Jordan Carver

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 28, 2014, 05:35:22 PM
And I am saying that is is hot when girls ADMIT they have fake breasts. We have different tastes, so what?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on April 28, 2014, 07:45:22 PM
And I am saying that is is hot when girls ADMIT they have fake breasts. We have different tastes, so what?

So you think we have different tastes.  OK, so what?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on April 29, 2014, 10:46:45 PM
Jordan Carver

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Post by: tdotter on May 21, 2014, 01:27:11 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 04, 2014, 06:54:55 AM
 :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on June 18, 2014, 10:38:46 AM
Jordan roller skating!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/EMi--KGhToY
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 18, 2014, 01:53:45 PM
Jordan roller skating!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/EMi--KGhToY

Wow!

One beef:

Why always this disco-techno-dumbo-music on these videos?
Instead: cool Rock by Lou Reed - great sound:
sublime and somehow erotic.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on June 18, 2014, 04:39:52 PM
Wow!

One beef:

Why always this disco-techno-dumbo-music on these videos?
Instead: cool Rock by Lou Reed - great sound:
sublime and somehow erotic.

Because as time goes by, most of the succeeding generations aren't cool.  Why else would you wear your pants so low that I can see your underpants?  LOL

Love watchin' Jordan move, though!  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 19, 2014, 01:14:55 AM
Because as time goes by, most of the succeeding generations aren't cool.  Why else would you wear your pants so low that I can see your underpants?  LOL

Love watchin' Jordan move, though!  :)

 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 24, 2014, 02:53:15 PM
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 25, 2014, 08:05:56 AM
Because as time goes by, most of the succeeding generations aren't cool.  Why else would you wear your pants so low that I can see your underpants?  LOL

Love watchin' Jordan move, though!  :)

But the I-can-see-your-underpants-(and no ass)-generations: too young to be in big boobs, arent they? ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on June 25, 2014, 04:43:25 PM
^Too young to be into be big boobs or too young to have them?

Either way: no.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BigSillyCone on June 25, 2014, 05:05:30 PM
Who's the other blonde?

I don´t see if anyones has answered: It´s Sofia Wollersheim, a german "**29**" she is the wife of Bert Wollersheim who is a yellowpress well known pimp.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on July 01, 2014, 12:28:52 PM
Safe In The Steep Cliffs - Jordan Carver

https://m.youtube.com/v/FE9l9X-Xo1I


Rad, please take note of how I've modified your link and use this format for any youtube links you may post in the future. It prevents the display of related videos that include prohibited content. Thanks. ~gonZo
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on July 04, 2014, 07:20:50 PM
She has a new YouTube  ;D video called Summer Haul where she tries on different outfits she bought
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on July 05, 2014, 05:07:57 AM
Pals!

I do not want to sound too impolite.... but aren't her vids on the long run a little bit boring?

She's damn hot, not discussion, but for me after watching these vids (in extracts,
cause they are boring imo): empty repercussion. ;)

B
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Celery_Head on July 05, 2014, 08:24:12 AM
Pals!

I do not want to sound too impolite.... but aren't her vids on the long run a little bit boring?

She's damn hot, not discussion, but for me after watching these vids (in extracts,
cause they are boring imo): empty repercussion. ;)

B

Yep, I find some of them boring, too, but I do enjoy the humorous ones of hers.  They can be reasonably entertaining.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on July 26, 2014, 03:24:22 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on July 26, 2014, 03:34:36 AM
Jordan's videos are more about seeing her in tight clothes and doing activities than really being a "porn" video.  She's really more of a youtube **27** than a model these days.  Consider that her videos get 100,000+ views (with a few quite a bit more than that).  She probably makes more money from her channel and tv/magazine appearances than her paysite.  

Look at this:

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=jordan%20carver%2C%20leanne%20crowe

We generally consider Leanne to be pretty popular around these parts, but Jordan's cross-over appeal leaves her in the dust. 
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on July 28, 2014, 08:05:14 AM
Jordan's videos are more about seeing her in tight clothes and doing activities than really being a "porn" video.  She's really more of a youtube **27** than a model these days.  Consider that her videos get 100,000+ views (with a few quite a bit more than that).  She probably makes more money from her channel and tv/magazine appearances than her paysite.  

Look at this:

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=jordan%20carver%2C%20leanne%20crowe

We generally consider Leanne to be pretty popular around these parts, but Jordan's cross-over appeal leaves her in the dust. 

well spoken.

She is hot, no doubt, but in the long run really unexciting. Sorry. No offense.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on August 20, 2014, 10:56:24 AM
She did the ALS ice bucket challenge and challenges Wendy Fiore  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/v/-KoAmFCvJ1s



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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: that on August 20, 2014, 06:09:20 PM
Jordan's videos are more about seeing her in tight clothes and doing activities than really being a "porn" video.  She's really more of a youtube **27** than a model these days.  Consider that her videos get 100,000+ views (with a few quite a bit more than that).  She probably makes more money from her channel and tv/magazine appearances than her paysite.  

Look at this:

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=jordan%20carver%2C%20leanne%20crowe

We generally consider Leanne to be pretty popular around these parts, but Jordan's cross-over appeal leaves her in the dust. 

That's not the right data because you misspelled Leanne Crow (not Crowe).

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=jordan%20carver%2C%20leanne%20crow

Jordan still wins by a lot, but Leanne's trend line isn't invisible at least.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: DJPFC on August 20, 2014, 08:27:06 PM
Compete.Com is the best measurement for individual website stats.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on October 04, 2014, 05:56:08 PM
So Jordan was in a boxing match a little while ago:

http://www.myspass.de/shows/tvshows/das-grosse-prosieben-promi-boxen/Der-Kampf-Jordan-Carver-vs-Melanie-Mueller--/19535/

http://www.myspass.de/shows/tvshows/das-grosse-prosieben-promi-boxen/Die-Analyse-des-dritten-Fights--/19536/

The match was labeled "The Duel of Silicone".  Jordan lost.  
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on October 05, 2014, 11:01:44 AM
So Jordan was in a boxing match a little while ago:

http://www.myspass.de/shows/tvshows/das-grosse-prosieben-promi-boxen/Der-Kampf-Jordan-Carver-vs-Melanie-Mueller--/19535/

http://www.myspass.de/shows/tvshows/das-grosse-prosieben-promi-boxen/Die-Analyse-des-dritten-Fights--/19536/

The match was labeled "The Duel of Silicone".  Jordan lost.  

Do you have those on a usa Internet site? I couldn't get them to load? Thanks.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on October 25, 2014, 04:45:10 AM
Here's another picture of her in this see thru black dress that she wore at Aria in Las Vegas.I can't seem to find any other pictures of her in this dress other than this one and two others that were posted before in this thread.
I can't find any colored version of this picture I'm posting here.
The colored picture is a prior post.(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9978881.0;attach=214376;image)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on October 25, 2014, 03:18:18 PM
Here's another picture of her in this see thru black dress that she wore at Aria in Las Vegas.I can't seem to find any other pictures of her in this dress other than this one and two others that were posted before in this thread.
I can't find any colored version of this picture I'm posting here.
The colored picture is a prior post.(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9978881.0;attach=214376;image)


Bravo ! ! !  Muchas Gracias
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Soflobro on October 26, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on November 06, 2014, 11:43:01 AM
  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on November 12, 2014, 12:23:34 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on November 13, 2014, 10:56:19 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Lennard on November 14, 2014, 11:54:05 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D
Wow, great find :o

The lack of nudes is greatly compensated by pictures like these popping up every once in a while, I find.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on November 24, 2014, 09:58:35 AM
Liking her as a brunette  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on November 29, 2014, 07:31:09 AM
She looked the best as a redhead, in my opinion, she stood out more, looked sexier and hotter.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ltfields on December 05, 2014, 11:39:21 AM
Damn... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on December 13, 2014, 03:06:24 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on December 20, 2014, 11:49:24 AM
"Got a quartal?"
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on December 20, 2014, 12:24:18 PM
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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on December 30, 2014, 12:41:38 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: AgentDee on December 30, 2014, 01:35:56 PM
Nemo always loved your Jordan morphs!

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Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on December 30, 2014, 02:04:14 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Sawyer90 on December 30, 2014, 03:49:38 PM
:)

Gotta admit, that's an interesting bikini setup there. I like it!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 02, 2015, 08:57:08 AM
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Oh well it is 'Mr. Carver'!  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on January 22, 2015, 04:53:05 PM
"Got a quartal?"

What country is she in that still has payphones?

Those are fucking hot boots, btw.  I gotta get Eliza a pair of those!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on January 25, 2015, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from:  Daily Mail - December 20th 2014

[b
Marco Reus offered to be chauffeured by German model Jordan Carver following driving ban... (but only if he leaves Borussia Dortmund for Bayern Munich!)[/b]

    Marco Reus was fined £427,000 after found guilty of driving without a license by German authorities
    25-year-old's actions also mean he is currently banned from driving
    Glamour model Jordan Carver has reportedly offered to be Reus' chauffeur
    The 28-year-old has cheekily asked that Reus leaves Borussia Dortmund for bitter rivals Bayern Munich though in return



Marco Reus may have had a bumpy time of it recently, but the Borussia Dortmund talisman could well and truly live life in the fast lane in the most random of circumstances.

Earlier in the week, the 25-year-old was fined £427,000 for being found guilty of driving without a license by the German authorities.

As a result of his misdemeanours Reus has subsequently been banned from getting behind a wheel - an obvious hindrance to his everyday life.

However, according to Vietnamese website Bondgaplus the mercurial forward has been offered help by a clamour of women to be his chaffeur - including glamourous German model Jordan Carver.

'Marco, my beloved. I am not only willing to be your chaffeur 24/7, but I can help you get your driver's licence back,' Carver reportedly said.

'Just agree to the following conditions: either love me or you have to movre from Dortmund to Bayern. I'm slightly greedy, but both options are awesome!'

The 28-year-old beauty is a clear fan of Reus but her second demand won't prove popular among the Dortmund faithful who have lost Mario Gotze and Robert Lewandowski to their bitter rivals in successive seasons.

Reus' absence through injury was telling once more for Jurgen Klopp's side as they lost 2-1 at Werder Bremen on Saturday.

That result means that Dortmund could end the year bottom of the league if Freiburg beat Hannover on Sunday.



If I were him, I'd be phoning my agent for a move to Bayern STAT!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Robin_K2 on January 25, 2015, 07:18:00 PM
I had to look up who Marco Reus is. Then I had to look up the exchange rate.

It looks like that's a fine of about $640,000. I don't know if I can believe that. There's got to be more to the story.

P.S. According to Wiki:

In December 2014, Reus was fined over £500,000 for driving without a licence, having been issued with speeding tickets on at least five occasions since 2011 without authorities knowing that he was not licensed. When convicted, Reus said "The reasons I did it are something I cannot really understand". Prior to his conviction, he had appeared in commercials for cars and petrol.

Ass.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on January 25, 2015, 07:34:23 PM
I had to look up who Marco Reus is. Then I had to look up the exchange rate.

It looks like that's a fine of about $640,000. I don't know if I can believe that. There's got to be more to the story.

P.S. According to Wiki:

In December 2014, Reus was fined over £500,000 for driving without a licence, having been issued with speeding tickets on at least five occasions since 2011 without authorities knowing that he was not licensed. When convicted, Reus said "The reasons I did it are something I cannot really understand". Prior to his conviction, he had appeared in commercials for cars and petrol.

Ass.

And now he has Jordan Carver chasing after him!

I should have been a footballer!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: MarcusAurelius on January 26, 2015, 09:09:15 AM
Once again, soccer players are assholes who get paid too much. *yawn*
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: gOOber on January 26, 2015, 10:49:12 AM
Once again, soccer players are assholes who get paid too much. *yawn*
They writhe in agony if they touch anything but a futbol. What a bunch of pussies.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on January 30, 2015, 02:18:10 PM
Morphed - isn't it?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on January 30, 2015, 03:05:17 PM
To Bayern München? only for Carver...nah!


If it was beshine instead of carver then maybe (and then just maybe) i'd join the dakside. Now beshine at > 20 000 cc, okay, where do I sign up?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: kingbee69 on February 14, 2015, 08:57:24 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on February 25, 2015, 08:33:42 PM
Jordan in Zoo

http://inthezoo.com.au/2015/02/jordan-carver-busts-shirt-open/
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on February 26, 2015, 07:28:45 PM
We need more Jordan nemo
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on February 27, 2015, 04:55:02 PM
 :P :P :P
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on February 28, 2015, 01:50:45 AM
Jordan in Zoo

http://inthezoo.com.au/2015/02/jordan-carver-busts-shirt-open/

She will never go topless. Makes me wanna cry :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on February 28, 2015, 09:07:02 AM
We need more Jordan nemo
"You talkin' to me?"  
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Arceus on February 28, 2015, 01:09:12 PM
Reus? Lol, who would've thought it? I'm fairly familiar with the Bundesliga for Germany are my fav team since 2006 so I followed Bundesliga ever since.

Reus is my second favorite player behind Götze, I really miss Götzeus, but if Reus accept it then he'd be reunited with Götze and get Jordan, very fine for me :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on March 01, 2015, 07:32:22 AM
That's a nice cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on March 09, 2015, 03:25:20 PM
 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on March 09, 2015, 07:14:16 PM
8) 8) 8)


Love those Daisy Dukes on her.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: number3fac on March 10, 2015, 12:08:35 AM
Here's a compiled sequence by DeviantArtist AAARackMaster wherein Jordan finds & uses some BE cream with outstanding results (this, and the component images, can be found in his DA gallery):
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on March 12, 2015, 11:52:37 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Eliza D on March 21, 2015, 03:53:33 AM
That's a nice cup of coffee.

That's a cool shot.

Wish I knew what bra that was!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on March 25, 2015, 11:40:07 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on March 26, 2015, 01:38:13 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on March 30, 2015, 03:05:57 PM
Sometimes I forget how big she really is...

 :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on April 01, 2015, 03:27:28 AM
...and sometimes I forget two days in a row!  :o  :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on April 02, 2015, 03:26:07 PM
 ;D

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on April 06, 2015, 01:50:30 AM
From low angles, she resembles the super-sized ladies of the late 80's...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on April 06, 2015, 07:50:13 AM
From low angles, she resembles the super-sized ladies of the late 80's...


That photo was taken here in Vegas at The Venetian casino.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on April 10, 2015, 02:21:12 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on April 10, 2015, 07:30:24 PM
She likes to work out a bit too much...I bet she will follow Denise Milani's steps: Carver stepped in as Milani was retiring from galmour and focusing more on fitness. When Milani retires from that, Carver my take her place.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: MarcusAurelius on April 13, 2015, 08:08:39 AM
She doesn't like to work out "a bit too much," she works out as much as she wants to.  ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: number3fac on April 15, 2015, 11:11:02 PM
Jordan gets milky, from DeviantArtist lotr12:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: chorizo on April 16, 2015, 12:15:27 PM
This outfit here is pretty darn sexy  :-*
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on April 17, 2015, 01:30:16 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: capkirk on April 17, 2015, 08:47:47 AM
I mean...come on!

https://instagram.com/p/1g1YisNlL5/
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on April 23, 2015, 05:32:06 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on April 25, 2015, 03:52:01 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on April 25, 2015, 11:20:47 AM
I mean...come on!

https://instagram.com/p/1g1YisNlL5/

I am ought to wank at that speed? ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: number3fac on April 26, 2015, 12:07:58 AM
I mean...come on!

https://instagram.com/p/1g1YisNlL5/

Please tell me there's a way to download that!   :o

In the meantime, here's an enhanced Jordan at the pool, courtesy of DeviantArtist JimmyJacks99:
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on April 26, 2015, 09:11:57 AM
So hot an - sorry - somehow boring at the same time...

Gorgeous body, but her performance - redundant.

Anyway, would marry her immediately ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on May 01, 2015, 02:12:34 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on May 01, 2015, 11:31:08 AM
Please tell me there's a way to download that!   :o

In the meantime, here's an enhanced Jordan at the pool, courtesy of DeviantArtist JimmyJacks99:

Repost of mine for compare:

(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9978881.0;attach=324667;image)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on May 02, 2015, 04:43:03 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on May 07, 2015, 01:33:07 AM
Jordan Carver


Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on May 15, 2015, 12:45:36 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on June 05, 2015, 02:47:35 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on June 19, 2015, 06:19:17 AM
I post five morphs of JC in users gallery http://gallery.bearchive.com/ugallery/
whit thema of titles contain inside (original) photo. 
Sample "Rack Certified" (internal BEA link)
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9992656.0;attach=428358;image)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Djoser on June 22, 2015, 10:15:55 AM
If only she went that size....I think I'd literally cease to exist.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on June 22, 2015, 01:07:15 PM
I hope, that You are not meaning that, because here an other  8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 22, 2015, 01:21:56 PM
Wow – that would be great. Would give her nu attraction....!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on June 22, 2015, 10:54:35 PM
Sorry if this was posted before.

https://instagram.com/p/3y6gUUtlCC/?taken-by=jordancarverofficial (https://instagram.com/p/3y6gUUtlCC/?taken-by=jordancarverofficial)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on June 23, 2015, 01:39:45 PM
Deutschland über alles 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Cris_H on June 23, 2015, 02:04:34 PM
Mein Gott!

 ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 24, 2015, 09:57:24 AM
Deutschland über alles 8)

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: T_Man on June 27, 2015, 11:09:03 AM
More Jordan!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on July 15, 2015, 03:03:41 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on July 24, 2015, 03:27:16 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on July 29, 2015, 11:19:25 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: charlesbroccoli on July 29, 2015, 11:17:41 PM
looks like Jordan had some fun with Dan Bilzerian and friends. This was posted to his instagram account (guy is a professional poker player and is all about living it up and partying)
kinda wish his giant face wasn't so close to the camera tho lol talk about selfie
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Kopy Kat on July 30, 2015, 07:12:34 AM
Dude, "There are people, posing behind you, turn around, look at them...."
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Prof Morearty on August 06, 2015, 04:39:10 PM
[sigh!] If only....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BigBreakfast on August 10, 2015, 07:37:30 PM
For once I'm glad my work has me getting up so early. Jordan reposted this picture her husband took, saying she'd remove it soon. Good thing I thought to do a screenshot because it was gone when I went to do a proper one on my laptop a little while later.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: greaticeman58 on August 11, 2015, 01:15:56 AM
Not her husband but live in boyfriend and it is still on his page.
Image what else he has
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Martin on August 26, 2015, 08:03:03 AM
(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=374535.0;attach=438832;image)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on October 28, 2015, 09:43:01 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on November 17, 2015, 12:55:50 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on November 26, 2015, 12:30:57 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: PUFDADDY on November 27, 2015, 03:15:35 PM
Jordan looking stunning.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on November 30, 2015, 11:54:08 PM
Recent post by Jordan from her account on the largest social media network:

Quote from: Jordan Carver
"These last two years have changed my life. Although it might not be very obvious for you, I have literally started a completely new life, and this time, I’m focusing on myself and what makes me a better and happier person.
?


Up until now, I never thought too much about my life, be it my purpose or my dreams and goals. I expended my energy on the wrong things and on the wrong people. Since realizing this, I decided to stop wasting any more time on being miserable.

I have learned that I can’t serve others and be there for the ones I love unless I am able to find happiness and peace within myself. I still have a long way to go until I truly find myself, but if I’ve learned anything these past two years, it’s that you have to enjoy and make the best out of every single day. Life is far too short and far too beautiful for us to be anything but happy.

Time is the most valuable gift you have, so let’s make every moment count."

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on December 01, 2015, 12:03:59 AM
Recent post by Jordan from her account on the largest social media network:



Estimation:

Due to her words she will retire in 2016.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on December 01, 2015, 01:23:02 AM
Estimation:

Due to her words she will retire in 2016.

I think it may be the other way around.  Jordan is(was?) in a relationship with a very strange and rich man who was the owner of a gun company in LA.  I think their relationship must have been very one-sided and had Jordan doing some things she perhaps didn't want to do (losing a lot of weight, getting a lot of work done on her face, possibly downsized implants).  If you watch some of the videos on her channel the last year something feels...off. 

If she has broken away from all that we might see a return to the Jordan that made such a sensation on this board a few years ago.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: FourHooksPlus on December 15, 2015, 02:23:09 PM
I forgot, has this one been officially debunked as faked/'shopped?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Sawyer90 on December 15, 2015, 10:25:05 PM
Gonna say it's shopped. The skin tones don't quite match.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: greaticeman58 on December 15, 2015, 11:36:22 PM
Can you image the pictures and video he has of her, I wonder if he will ever release them to the public
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Ghost_Man on December 15, 2015, 11:51:34 PM
Can you image the pictures and video he has of her, I wonder if he will ever release them to the public

No boyfriend would do something like that.  :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on January 14, 2016, 12:40:38 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 19, 2016, 05:44:31 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on January 21, 2016, 08:51:47 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: tdotter on March 02, 2016, 11:43:27 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 01, 2016, 11:07:17 PM
Killer profile
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Martin on June 01, 2016, 11:26:59 PM
:)

There would queue's around the block to be Jordan's gym buddy I bet...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 08, 2016, 05:58:18 PM
Announced she's going to make some big decision and worried if it's a mistake or not... could it be decision on going topless?...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on June 08, 2016, 07:50:19 PM
Announced she's going to make some big decision and worried if it's a mistake or not... could it be decision on going topless?...

Hopefully not a reduction?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Martin on June 08, 2016, 10:32:29 PM
Hopefully not a reduction no...

Is she all natural? Her boobs are lovely...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Harry on June 09, 2016, 12:06:48 AM
Is she all natural? Her boobs are lovely...

She is not. Still 100% scorching hot though.

As for the big decision? Doubling her size.  8) A man can dream..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Martin on June 09, 2016, 12:07:35 AM
Thanks - They do look natural and I hope she does go bigger too...

Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on June 09, 2016, 01:01:04 AM
Wasn't she already in a German tabloid announcing her plan for reduction?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Maik on June 09, 2016, 03:40:57 AM
yes, some time ago she said she had lost some weight and now her boobs are a little too big in relation to her body. hopefully she doesn't go the same way as LDM does.
Maybe she make a call with beshine and ask her about the right size in body-to-boob relation ;D.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on June 09, 2016, 09:14:01 AM
The impending "big change" doesnt strike me as reduction talk.  I really hope not anyway.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Fit Tucker on June 09, 2016, 05:33:40 PM
yes, some time ago she said she had lost some weight and now her boobs are a little too big in relation to her body. hopefully she doesn't go the same way as LDM does.
Maybe she make a call with beshine and ask her about the right size in body-to-boob relation ;D.
Or have a chat with any other reduced formerly-busty models (Shae Marks, Tiffany Towers, Wendy Whoppers, LDM, Merilyn Sakova, etc) how obscurity is working out for them.
Unless a busty model gets reduced specifically for the reason that they want to retire, it makes no sense.  It's like if Metallica decided to cut a reggae album and then wonder where their fans went.

Praying for topless.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 09, 2016, 07:17:52 PM
No Redux, please!! But the more I think about it, I doubt she's going topless  :'( She's has quite a few sponsors for various products, and they'd probably drop her if she went nude. Unlike some adult models, I don't think her website is her sole source of income. Dunno.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: etae on June 09, 2016, 11:15:45 PM
My money is on reduction  :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hell on June 09, 2016, 11:33:30 PM
My money is on reduction  :(

I'll take that action, how much?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: c293716 on June 10, 2016, 12:44:11 AM
My money is on reduction  :(

I'll take that action, how much?

She's already stated a month or two ago in a german interview she is getting a reduction.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hell on June 10, 2016, 12:49:43 AM
My money is on reduction  :(

I'll take that action, how much?

She's already stated a month or two ago in a german interview she is getting a reduction.

You got money or are you just pissing in the wind?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: c293716 on June 10, 2016, 09:11:24 AM
My money is on reduction  :(

I'll take that action, how much?

She's already stated a month or two ago in a german interview she is getting a reduction.

You got money or are you just pissing in the wind?

Go to around 6:40 here:  https://www.**24**.com/ModelJordanCarver/videos/10153671546581417/

And translate here:  http://web.de/magazine/unterhaltung/lifestyle/yoga-jordan-laesst-brueste-schrumpfen-31480856
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Breasts on June 11, 2016, 09:23:28 AM
No Redux, please!! But the more I think about it, I doubt she's going topless  :'( She's has quite a few sponsors for various products, and they'd probably drop her if she went nude. Unlike some adult models, I don't think her website is her sole source of income. Dunno.
She looks far too thin there. :o
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Fit Tucker on June 20, 2016, 05:53:26 PM
Yup, now this on her FB page:

Making a big life change is pretty scary. But, know what's even scarier? Regret! 💯❤️ this year is definitely life changing for me but I'm ready for it! #changes #excited #storyofmylife
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hell on June 20, 2016, 06:05:06 PM
Yup, now this on her FB page:

Making a big life change is pretty scary. But, know what's even scarier? Regret! 💯❤️ this year is definitely life changing for me but I'm ready for it! #changes #excited #storyofmylife

Only time will tell. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Martin on June 21, 2016, 03:03:28 AM
If she does get a reduction Im sure shes going to be  just as sexy as she is now...

Depends on how small she goes I guess though...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 21, 2016, 12:27:28 PM
I hope we're all wrong  :-[
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 22, 2016, 12:40:30 AM
She will be much more less interesting, I guess...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on June 23, 2016, 11:14:50 AM
Cheek chillers
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on June 24, 2016, 08:41:42 AM
I love this world:

Brexit, ISIL, terrorattacks, Global warming (I am a sceptic on this issue), Trump,
North Korea...

And here we are debating Miss Carver's boob size.

Great.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on June 24, 2016, 02:01:57 PM
I love this world:

Brexit, ISIL, terrorattacks, Global warming (I am a sceptic on this issue), Trump,
North Korea...

And here we are debating Miss Carver's boob size.

Great.
The BEA crowd knows what's really important.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Harry on June 27, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
It's not our fault if everyone else has their priorities wrong.

Have we heard what the big news is?  ???
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on July 15, 2016, 02:21:31 PM
Chesty
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on August 23, 2016, 02:15:56 PM
Wow, so long time no update?
Her thread fell all the way to page 13 on here.  :D

Well unfortunately it looks like I and others were right re a reduction.

She was on her site live and posted a 10 minute video there. She mentions she was on hiatus and got a reduction.

 :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Shadowmuse Blown on August 23, 2016, 11:04:00 PM
^Really?  That SUCKS!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 23, 2016, 11:11:56 PM
Wow, so long time no update?
Her thread fell all the way to page 13 on here.  :D

Well unfortunately it looks like I and others were right re a reduction.

She was on her site live and posted a 10 minute video there. She mentions she was on hiatus and got a reduction.

 :(


It is, of course, her body but such a shame since her breasts were so nice. I'm wondering if later on like LDM she'll regret her decision and get redone.  :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: on August 24, 2016, 12:28:22 AM
Im not seeing this vid on any site of hers..only one from a few weeks back saying she would want them reduced eventually..link?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on August 24, 2016, 09:44:38 AM
None of her social media reflects that she got a reduction, so until that happens I'm not buying it
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on August 24, 2016, 02:30:44 PM
None of her social media reflects that she got a reduction, so until that happens I'm not buying it

YES it does. I told you look on her social site for the 10 minute "live" video with her friend/film guy. They talk about it and her being on "hiatus" for awhile.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: BElover on August 24, 2016, 08:13:05 PM
None of her social media reflects that she got a reduction, so until that happens I'm not buying it

YES it does. I told you look on her social site for the 10 minute "live" video with her friend/film guy. They talk about it and her being on "hiatus" for awhile.

Which? Because her FB, IG, and Twitter have nothing about it, but have been updated today; neither does her own website
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: on August 25, 2016, 01:58:55 AM
That vid was from weeks ago, and she wasnt any smaller in it. Dont believe it
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on August 25, 2016, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=9978881.msg10365770#msg10365770 date=1472108335
That vid was from weeks ago, and she wasnt any smaller in it. Dont believe it

Ok I went back and realized it said 3 months ago? Sorry for the confusion. It did sound like she said she got a reduction?

Anyway her Twitter yesterday said something about big changes in 2016 again. It seemed she was again hinting at a reduction?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on August 25, 2016, 06:09:00 PM
If she does get a reduction Im sure shes going to be  just as sexy as she is now...

Depends on how small she goes I guess though...

Maybe, but I will make no illusion: if she gets it she will drop completely off the map for me. 

Linsey Dawn McKenzie is somewhere out there today making new pics and videos.  I never gave them a second thought beyond acknowledging they exist.

I haven't really paid attention to Amy Anderssen since her downsize.

I don't think I'm in the minority about this. 
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 25, 2016, 10:52:48 PM
Other than health reasons, I find it depressing when a Lady decides to hack off her breasts, real or not, because she has been pressured to do so. I suspect Jordan Carver, who has acknowledged she wishes for a TV/movie career, was pressured to go smaller. Hollyweird both exploits yet censors the human form and I suspect she was told to be less conspicuous. My $0.02.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Harry on August 26, 2016, 12:04:52 PM
Though if she does get them reduced (or did? there's some speculation going on) she'd have a leg up if she wanted to go big again. LDM was natural, and if she wanted to get big she'd have to get implants, and that rarely works out the same. But Jordan already was enhanced, so it would (theoretically) be easier to regain the size?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on August 26, 2016, 04:12:31 PM
Juggs do a body good  :D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Venton on August 26, 2016, 05:17:06 PM
Other than health reasons, I find it depressing when a Lady decides to hack off her breasts, real or not, because she has been pressured to do so. I suspect Jordan Carver, who has acknowledged she wishes for a TV/movie career, was pressured to go smaller. Hollyweird both exploits yet censors the human form and I suspect she was told to be less conspicuous. My $0.02.
If she didn't I guess she'd end up playing the part of "the girl with really big tits". I don't know how much $$ there is in the busty modelling scene, but maybe it can get to be a grind after a while. It's too bad since ,even without taking it all off, she's damn near perfect.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on September 07, 2016, 05:20:21 PM
Sandy nuggs
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Post by: Angry_Jezuz on September 12, 2016, 09:41:39 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG/.

She is Pregnant :O
check her FB page.
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Post by: Rentahero on September 12, 2016, 10:37:03 AM
Yup. 
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Post by: Eyeguy on September 12, 2016, 11:11:45 AM
Do you think they used a spray can or a brush to apply that dress?   YUM
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Post by: solvegas on September 12, 2016, 11:16:08 AM
Well, to me the most important detail is that her breasts do not seem to have diminished. If she really had her implants removed and those breasts are natural, then so much the better.  :) I realize I've probably come across as shallow but I also believe most of us are truthfully thinking the same.  ;D
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Post by: Rentahero on September 12, 2016, 06:15:12 PM
She hasn't had the reduction yet, says she plans on it in the spring after she is done breastfeeding. 

I say to Jordan the WHO recommends a minimum of 2 years for optimum benefits..
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Post by: Rad on September 12, 2016, 08:40:28 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG/.

She is Pregnant :O
check her FB page.

So THAT was her big news, NOT a reduction. Sorry  :D
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Post by: ltfields on September 13, 2016, 12:25:03 AM
It's also just interesting to read some of the comments on her FB post about it.  Your standard mix of people being nice, people being snarky douche-bags, asshole haters, and people so dumb they may actually just be a sentient pile of moss that managed to get an internet connection...
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Post by: Martin on September 13, 2016, 04:55:13 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG/.

She is Pregnant :O
check her FB page.

So THAT was her big news, NOT a reduction. Sorry  :D

Congrats Miss Carver!  Guys shes going to get bigger as gets on with pregnancy don't forget!! :D

Look forward to seeing her pregnant pics of shes going to shoot any...
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Post by: H_man on September 13, 2016, 11:14:19 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG/.

She is Pregnant :O
check her FB page.

So THAT was her big news, NOT a reduction. Sorry  :D

Congrats Miss Carver!  Guys shes going to get bigger as gets on with pregnancy don't forget!! :D

Look forward to seeing her pregnant pics of shes going to shoot any...

If she does some photo sets with the same creativity and quality she usually have this will be epic indeed. 8)
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Post by: salem on September 19, 2016, 02:07:54 PM
 :)
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Post by: Martin on September 19, 2016, 03:02:24 PM
Damn thats some sedriously hot and pregnant lady there....
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Post by: Martin on September 19, 2016, 03:06:13 PM
Bikini Jordan
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Post by: Pendejo on September 20, 2016, 07:31:45 AM
They looking bigger...  :)
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Post by: solvegas on September 20, 2016, 07:36:46 AM
They looking bigger...  :)

She took that photo here in Sin City at The Venetian casino.  :)
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Post by: BElover on September 20, 2016, 10:40:51 AM
Her breasts have definitely blown up since getting preg
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Post by: Martin on September 23, 2016, 05:51:14 AM
Found on /r/hugeboobs

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Post by: irishbarse on September 24, 2016, 06:26:36 AM
Brilliant!
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Post by: befanatic on September 24, 2016, 12:55:43 PM
Brilliant!

(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14370216_10153964758671417_3059385004702627241_n.jpg?oh=fdfda5ff973813345ffd35aac8dbea9e&oe=58831E37)
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Post by: Martin on September 24, 2016, 01:03:01 PM
I know shes pregnant right now and thats why those boobs look even better!
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Post by: salem on September 25, 2016, 10:41:14 AM
 :)
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Post by: Pendejo on September 25, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
(swollen)  :o
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Post by: irishbarse on September 25, 2016, 04:14:33 PM
Wowza!
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Post by: Martin on September 25, 2016, 04:37:58 PM
She has that pregnant glow about her - Nice pics everyone!
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Post by: solvegas on September 25, 2016, 10:56:03 PM
(swollen)  :o

You know, that almost sounds like a Disney movie ( Tangled, Frozen, etc, etc ... )  ;D
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Post by: Maik on September 26, 2016, 01:30:51 AM
Wowza!

Her breast has still more projection than her belly, unbelievable :o
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Post by: Pendejo on October 10, 2016, 11:46:49 AM
Whoa...
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Post by: Martin on October 10, 2016, 11:49:03 AM
Wiw bloody hell her boobs are getting bigger!

This her first baby?
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Post by: ltfields on October 27, 2016, 03:12:15 PM
Yeah, first pregnancy for her, and it suits her well...
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Post by: Rentahero on October 27, 2016, 04:09:04 PM
I can't really recall ever getting to see a woman like this.  As in the combination of huge implants, glamorous image, and high fashion styling that Jordan has.  Maybe Kim Kardashian was close, but I don't think she has implants. 

Here's hoping Jordan has the time to take a few photos after giving birth and we get to see the gigantic size of her fully engorged breasts. 
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Post by: 3deroticer on October 27, 2016, 04:23:12 PM
Jordan is very much into fitness...........I am curious how she will get back to that and be a mother too! Im betting that she will get all of it back!
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Post by: Bramlet on October 27, 2016, 04:32:00 PM
Kind of pro"stitution– releasing photos with an unborn individual. Every "cele-brity" get's this from me: disdain.
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Post by: irishbarse on October 28, 2016, 01:42:28 PM
I really like this one.... like the shape of those tits!
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Post by: irishbarse on October 30, 2016, 03:10:54 AM
Epic
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Post by: Martin on October 30, 2016, 05:39:48 AM
Damn girl... Hot stuff indeed - She has that glow pregnant women have...
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Post by: ltfields on November 22, 2016, 12:34:49 AM
She's bound to pop soon, but at least she did a number of good sets while it lasted...
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Post by: solvegas on November 22, 2016, 06:25:31 AM
She's bound to pop soon, but at least she did a number of good sets while it lasted...


Her breasts sure expanded a lot, like she has expander implants.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on November 22, 2016, 06:52:42 AM
Who is the father of her **09**?
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 10, 2017, 11:21:22 AM
I was sittin' there sellin' turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin' on a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin' this is where rednecks come from
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin' for the interstate
Needin' directions, and I was the man for the job
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There's a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
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Post by: BElover on January 10, 2017, 07:46:02 PM
I sorta hope that post-partum deflates her chest a little, so she will feel the need to go a little bigger ;)
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 11, 2017, 06:48:06 PM
Where's the beef?
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 12, 2017, 10:32:07 PM
Jordan underground

In the event of something happening to me,
There is something I would like you all to see.
It's just a photograph of someone that I knew.
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 14, 2017, 08:25:01 AM
summer in the city w/jordan

Cool town, evening in the city
Dressing so fine and looking so pretty
Cool cat, looking for a kitty
Gonna look in every corner of the city
Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop
Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop

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Post by: Eliza on January 14, 2017, 11:47:42 AM
Jordan underground

In the event of something happening to me,
There is something I would like you all to see.
It's just a photograph of someone that I knew.

That is one HOT bra!  ;D
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 16, 2017, 09:19:27 AM
champagne wishes, caviar dreams
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Post by: Martin on January 16, 2017, 01:01:09 PM
Dammit it some nice breasts there!

Is Jordan all natural? If so those are amazing...
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 21, 2017, 08:14:58 PM
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Post by: Rentahero on January 21, 2017, 09:00:34 PM
Rather depressing lack of post-pregnancy photos and videos from Jordan.  It is her prerogative of course whether or not to release anything like that, but I was certainly looking forward to it.

She did do a thing for German TV so I will have to be on the look out for that clip.
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Post by: Eliza on January 21, 2017, 10:18:01 PM
Dammit it some nice breasts there!

Is Jordan all natural? If so those are amazing...

I believe I've read, here, in this forum, that she has implants, but really well done implants.
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Post by: Martin on January 22, 2017, 12:57:44 AM
Thanks - They don't look enhanced if they are do they?

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Post by: BElover on January 22, 2017, 04:11:04 AM
Thanks - They don't look enhanced if they are do they?

Theyre well done, but obviously implants. Especially noticable in motion
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Post by: Martin on January 22, 2017, 05:06:50 AM
Never seen her in action so couldn't tell :)
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Post by: Angry_Jezuz on January 22, 2017, 09:12:44 AM
They are Fake - so is her name.
XD
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 22, 2017, 10:21:48 AM
They are Fake - so is her name.
XD
do tell.......
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on January 27, 2017, 02:12:37 PM
All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too
Outside in the cold distance
A wildcat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl
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Post by: c293716 on January 28, 2017, 09:11:36 PM
They are Fake - so is her name.
XD
do tell.......

Real name is Ina-Maria Schnitzer.
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 01, 2017, 05:48:26 PM
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 01, 2017, 10:40:56 PM
one night in white satin^
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 04, 2017, 12:01:32 AM
l
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 09, 2017, 05:33:43 AM
l
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 11, 2017, 08:40:27 AM
l
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on February 25, 2017, 06:08:06 PM
l
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 01, 2017, 02:17:07 AM
l
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Post by: salem on March 06, 2017, 08:38:40 AM
She has had the baby for a while, but I still love how she looked while pregnant!
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 07, 2017, 06:06:49 PM
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 09, 2017, 08:58:55 AM
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 13, 2017, 01:25:14 AM
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Post by: luvdemwhoppers on March 23, 2017, 04:04:01 PM
LDW awards Best in class, busty Non Nude Model to Jordan Carver.
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Post by: Omega on May 09, 2017, 01:22:03 PM

Feeling: disappointment.
Source: Jordan's YouTube channel.
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Post by: Magiciano on May 09, 2017, 03:45:57 PM

Feeling: disappointment.
Source: Jordan's YouTube channel.


Understandable. I saw that video yesterday.  But she appears to be happier now.
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Post by: Martin on May 12, 2017, 12:12:50 AM
What happened? She retired?

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/4fe08a48cc81cac93cca30db93574d4c/tumblr_o5tpl2tJIP1rjh2s1o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: BElover on May 12, 2017, 10:56:39 AM
What happened? She retired?

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/4fe08a48cc81cac93cca30db93574d4c/tumblr_o5tpl2tJIP1rjh2s1o1_1280.jpg)

She retired "Jordan Carver", which was always her stage name anyway.
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Post by: Martin on May 12, 2017, 11:44:47 AM
Thanks - Does that mean shes retired altogether or is she continuing under her own name or something else?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Magiciano on May 12, 2017, 11:57:23 AM
Thanks - Does that mean shes retired altogether or is she continuing under her own name or something else?

If you watch her last youtube video you may be able to answer that question.

Look for the channel "BGBL - Boss Girl Bucket List"

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Post by: threeT on May 15, 2017, 06:33:27 PM
baby bump  ;)
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Post by: salem on May 22, 2017, 02:16:04 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on May 27, 2017, 01:45:15 PM
 :)
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Post by: Shadowmuse Blown on May 27, 2017, 09:18:57 PM
Thanks - Does that mean shes retired altogether or is she continuing under her own name or something else?

If you watch her last youtube video you may be able to answer that question.

Look for the channel "BGBL - Boss Girl Bucket List"

So cryptic
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Post by: Omega on June 21, 2017, 04:08:30 PM
(http://)
Reduction: inevitable.
Procedure: completed.
Potential: squandered.

Emotion:  :'(

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Post by: BElover on June 21, 2017, 05:52:49 PM
Ugh... RIP gentle giants

To be fair, theyre still big... just not AS big.
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Post by: salem on June 28, 2017, 02:22:11 AM
She is also a single mother now. Who would be dumb enough to dump her? Unless she was the one who ended things, which may be the case.
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Post by: bluebottle on June 28, 2017, 04:42:19 AM
She apparently got out of an abusive relationship, so good luck to her...
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Post by: threeT on July 11, 2017, 06:09:55 AM
Thanks - Does that mean shes retired altogether or is she continuing under her own name or something else?

I just listing to the video - wich gives you some answers.

Her story sounds depressing (but somehow not "surprisingly"), but hope she is on the right path, now.
Ugh... RIP gentle giants

To be fair, theyre still big... just not AS big.

And yes, I wouldn´t call her breast small. She is looking good today!
(As a "morpher", who really cares for one or two cupsizes smaller? :)
Just gives more room for development! :)) )

Good Luck Ina!  :)
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Post by: salem on July 31, 2017, 03:22:25 AM
 :)
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Post by: pilotblaze on July 31, 2017, 05:22:17 PM

Ina Maria...
A nice name for a nice girl.  She comes across very genuine.

I wish her all the best for her new and improved reality - which she apparently had the strength to orchestrate herself.

-D'Artagnian

More power to her. For sure.  :D

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Post by: Robin_K2 on July 31, 2017, 07:20:56 PM
Longtime fans of hers on the BEA seem to know about several important episodes in her recent life. The rest of us are trying to piece it together from the random comments of  our many members. We can only guess at your knowledge.

Name, reduction, abuse, pregnancy? Career? Could someone please connect the dots and give us a biographical narrative? It will be appreciated!
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Post by: salem on September 07, 2017, 02:05:23 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on September 26, 2017, 05:59:21 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on October 11, 2017, 07:55:24 PM
2017ECL32-17
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Post by: salem on October 17, 2017, 12:16:22 PM
2017ECL16-9
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Post by: salem on October 20, 2017, 05:01:17 PM
2017ECQF-5
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Post by: Omega on October 23, 2017, 03:17:05 AM
*sigh*
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Post by: BElover on October 23, 2017, 09:00:57 AM
*sigh*

Well that's just disheartening
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Post by: Shadowmuse Blown on October 23, 2017, 09:12:12 AM
*sigh*

This is why I rarely visit this thread any more. I think I should just stay away.  :'(
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Post by: solvegas on October 23, 2017, 09:57:01 PM
*sigh*

This is why I rarely visit this thread any more. I think I should just stay away.  :'(


Yea, I agree.  :'(
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Post by: Harry on October 24, 2017, 05:09:33 PM
Gentlemen, it has been an honor. o7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZKcsIdd4E
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: pilotblaze on October 24, 2017, 10:37:06 PM
Just another sign of the impending Armageddon.

-D'Artagnian
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Post by: Hell on October 24, 2017, 10:39:33 PM
Just another sign of the impending Armageddon.

-D'Artagnian
;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rentahero on October 24, 2017, 11:21:14 PM
Well, let's all remember that the other (and original) Jordan recently got her big implants put back in. As did Pamela Anderson when reduced for a little while. So there's always hope Jordan Carver will get a case of the boobie greed again.
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Post by: boobton on October 25, 2017, 04:35:51 AM
Well, let's all remember that the other (and original) Jordan recently got her big implants put back in. As did Pamela Anderson when reduced for a little while. So there's always hope Jordan Carver will get a case of the boobie greed again.

I get the distinct feeling she will put them back in as well and likely go bigger.
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Post by: salem on October 25, 2017, 05:27:56 PM
I do feel I should wade in here.

Jordan Carver (or whatever she is called now) may have had her implants downsized, but she is still an incredibly beautiful woman with a stunning figure who really looks after herself. If you had never seen her with her larger implants and then saw her now, you would think 'wow', and I still do. She is a mother now, and she does take a great deal of care over her body in terms of exercise so having the massive implants of old may not be the most practical thing for her, especially as she is steering herslef more and more away from the old glamour model side of her life.

We still have many fantastic pictures from her glamour model days, and her instagram continues to showcase her stunning figure. I for one am glad she has not left social media behind and I will continue to follow this amazingkly beautiful woman, because let's be honest. Any one of us would be lucky to have her.
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Post by: 3deroticer on February 16, 2018, 08:57:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4LmWJpH.gif)

super breast implant restored by me!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Omega on February 18, 2018, 10:37:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4LmWJpH.gif)

super breast implant restored by me!

Animation: beautiful.
Efforts: appreciated.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on May 13, 2018, 10:12:52 PM
Hmmmm, I'm in the camp of missing the implants  :-[
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Post by: salem on June 19, 2018, 06:21:31 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on July 01, 2018, 04:44:49 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on August 01, 2018, 04:56:22 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on August 14, 2018, 03:56:56 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on October 01, 2018, 12:43:21 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on October 23, 2018, 01:06:20 PM
 :) :)
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Post by: Pendejo on November 06, 2018, 09:40:21 PM
I miss the old Jordan
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Post by: salem on May 24, 2019, 03:46:29 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on July 25, 2019, 04:49:18 PM
 :)
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Post by: Pendejo on July 26, 2019, 05:13:59 AM
Imagine if she went big again 😃
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Captain Nemo on July 26, 2019, 08:18:58 AM
I just post this in  the morph contest

(http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9998098.0;attach=759235;image)
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Post by: oidhipson on July 26, 2019, 09:51:17 AM
Nice captain! :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Omega on July 26, 2019, 01:19:21 PM
Imagine if she went big again 😃

Sentiment: I wish
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on August 11, 2019, 02:19:49 PM
Jordan, go silly BIG again 😄
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on August 13, 2019, 06:10:39 PM
"enhanced"
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Post by: salem on August 27, 2019, 04:12:59 AM
 :)
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Post by: Bramlet on August 27, 2019, 05:35:09 PM
:)

actual one?
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Post by: Morehouse on August 27, 2019, 10:03:30 PM
:)

she really altered her face
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Post by: Pendejo on September 05, 2019, 11:51:16 AM
* enhanced *
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Post by: Pendejo on October 01, 2019, 12:25:02 AM
😀
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Post by: Pendejo on October 02, 2019, 09:40:02 PM
She's on the left
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Post by: solvegas on October 02, 2019, 10:43:18 PM
On the photo of reply #886, the chin implant is very obvious on her face. Jordan has always had a beautiful face and why did she allow some quack doctor to mess with it is a tragedy. :'( I can't believe that she thinks she looks better. :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Kopy Kat on October 03, 2019, 07:56:42 AM
She's on the left

But yet still wayyyy out in front.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Pendejo on October 03, 2019, 09:20:48 PM
😃
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Post by: salem on November 19, 2019, 08:01:23 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on November 27, 2019, 03:22:02 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on January 11, 2020, 11:46:28 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: T Dog 101 on January 11, 2020, 10:07:48 PM
:)

Dog, that's fucked. 
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on March 16, 2020, 02:38:10 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on April 02, 2020, 05:33:02 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on April 24, 2020, 03:38:46 AM
 :)
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Post by: salem on April 26, 2020, 08:29:55 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on May 06, 2020, 08:40:02 PM
 :)
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Post by: Jovian on July 17, 2020, 02:24:18 PM
One of my favorites of her.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on July 17, 2020, 09:38:06 PM
 :)
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Post by: salem on July 18, 2020, 05:46:42 AM
One of my favorites of her.

Oh yes. Beautiful woman, incredible figure, phenomenal projection. Love the long wavy hair too. Dream woman.
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Post by: Venton on July 19, 2020, 08:15:18 AM
 8)
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Post by: Assault Kitten on July 19, 2020, 10:38:24 AM
It never ceases to disappoint me what a mundane place our world is.  There is no magic, no miracles, no super powers or fantastical creatures.

Thank heavens for breast implants, they may be as close to real magic as we ever get.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Kopy Kat on July 20, 2020, 06:54:46 AM
Breasto-changejo. Ab-rack-cadabra. Hocus-growcus. Tata-dah. That's all I got.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on August 01, 2020, 10:51:32 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: T Dog 101 on August 01, 2020, 11:42:24 AM
:)

Still hot as hell but man what a loss.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Jovian on August 02, 2020, 05:04:51 PM
I know, right? You show that picture to someone who's not familiar with her and they'd say, "Oh, wow, a very fit and pretty woman with big boobs!" ... and man, they'd have NO idea.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 03, 2020, 09:55:52 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: 3deroticer on August 16, 2020, 04:20:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgHz3Hn00fQ
Just showed up on my youtube fave channel this morning!
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Maik on August 17, 2020, 12:34:50 AM
:)
She looks hot as hell with this fit body
and those abdominal muscles  ::).
Shure not that busty as she was but still a nice rack.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 17, 2020, 10:17:18 AM
Jordan is a naturally beautiful woman, with or without breasts implants. A photo of her posing with a 1969 Chevy Camaro when she still had the implants.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on August 28, 2020, 06:49:28 PM
Busty Magazine covers Part 10: Jordan Carver
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 01, 2020, 04:11:13 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 01, 2020, 08:10:09 PM
:)

Reminds me of the 007 movie " Goldfinger " of the scene where the girl was painted with gold. Of course, the girl did not survive the ordeal. Anyways, here is Ines-Maria Schnitzer ....er....Jordan Carver teasing us whether she has nipples.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Maik on November 01, 2020, 10:46:55 PM
Jordan is a naturally beautiful woman, with or without breasts implants. A photo of her posing with a 1969 Chevy Camaro when she still had the implants.  :)

I know it's not a Charger, but this it how Daisy Duke could look like  ::).
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 01, 2020, 10:59:03 PM
:)

Worth her weight in gold
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 01, 2020, 11:01:58 PM

Reminds me of the 007 movie " Goldfinger " of the scene where the girl was painted with gold. Of course, the girl did not survive the ordeal.

Although "skin suffo cation" isn't a thing (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/gold-blooded-murder-180949433/) (at least, not totally (https://www.nature.com/news/2002/020211/full/news020211-5.html)), that sure was a dramatic scene. The callback to it (https://whatculture.com/film/8-movie-deaths-gruesome-happen-screen?page=5) in the Daniel Craig Bond film Quantum of Solace was even more effective.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 01, 2020, 11:02:23 PM

Anyways, here is Ines-Maria Schnitzer ....er....Jordan Carver teasing us whether she has nipples.  ;) ;D

I find her real name to be even sexier than her stage name.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on November 01, 2020, 11:26:12 PM
Before the BR
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 15, 2020, 08:00:12 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 15, 2020, 08:53:50 PM
So many great photos to choose from.  :) Such a shame she removed her implants.  :(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: ned1212 on November 16, 2020, 03:44:30 AM
The Jordan Carver Workout

https://jordancarverboobs.blogspot.com/2014/03/jordan-carver-opened-sports-bra-big.html
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Assault Kitten on November 18, 2020, 07:46:38 AM
Jordan's place in the Boob-Job Hall of Fame is assured for all eternity.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 18, 2020, 11:06:44 PM
I wouldn't mind if this cowgirl rides me hard.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 26, 2020, 08:15:40 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on December 14, 2020, 12:54:16 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on December 21, 2020, 12:27:49 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on January 10, 2021, 08:06:24 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on May 14, 2021, 08:46:42 PM
She was so beautiful.  :) Shame about the breast reduction surgery.  :'(
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on May 29, 2021, 08:49:54 PM
Yes, it's a morph done by JJ but imagine if she had decided to have a huge breast expansion surgery rather than a breast reduction.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on August 10, 2021, 04:46:45 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on August 10, 2021, 06:08:36 PM
Good old Jordan... sigh..
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 10, 2021, 11:03:43 PM
Jordan Carver and Sexy Venera, two goddesses for the price of one.  :o ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on September 13, 2021, 01:26:22 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 30, 2021, 08:34:38 PM
No, that isn't the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France but the Eiffel Tower of the Paris Hotel and Casino here in Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, Good ol' USA.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Omega on October 01, 2021, 12:35:44 AM
No, that isn't the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France but the Eiffel Tower of the Paris Hotel and Casino here in Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, Good ol' USA.  ;D

Marvel of engineering #2: Eiffel Tower
Marvel of engineering #1: JoCa's bra
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on October 25, 2021, 06:26:36 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 22, 2021, 06:25:07 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 22, 2021, 08:59:23 PM
Nice photo taken during a sunrise.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on December 26, 2021, 06:39:16 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on December 26, 2021, 09:28:32 PM
I like it when the models are in a playful mode.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: d_jnes on December 31, 2021, 06:29:26 AM
Jordan has a twitter feed with lots of videos, including ones of her fucking.  I did not realize she did hard core.  Always thought of her is more pinup style.  Gorgeous woman.    Here is one of her shaking her [huge] boobs:

https://twitter.com/JordanCarver/status/1226778039322722304
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Rad on December 31, 2021, 09:51:42 AM
Jordan has a twitter feed with lots of videos, including ones of her fucking.  I did not realize she did hard core.  Always thought of her is more pinup style.  Gorgeous woman.    Here is one of her shaking her [huge] boobs:

https://twitter.com/JordanCarver/status/1226778039322722304
That looks like a fake account but they do have some good pics etc
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on December 31, 2021, 09:37:51 PM
Nice chesticles.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on January 12, 2022, 04:36:42 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on January 12, 2022, 09:37:06 PM
Click it.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Kopy Kat on January 13, 2022, 08:16:16 AM
“Sorry, that uh…..was building for a while.”
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Hiram on January 14, 2022, 11:45:46 AM
“Sorry, that uh…..was building for a while.”
ha ha...
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on January 14, 2022, 08:14:01 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on March 28, 2022, 04:09:41 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on March 28, 2022, 09:01:02 PM
She was a great model.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on April 03, 2022, 10:18:53 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Assault Kitten on April 04, 2022, 07:38:39 AM
Maybe the best boob-job EVER! 

Respect.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on April 04, 2022, 11:15:44 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on April 22, 2022, 03:44:30 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on May 23, 2022, 03:44:56 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on June 25, 2022, 02:58:04 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on July 20, 2022, 01:04:16 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on July 28, 2022, 03:11:39 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on August 28, 2022, 10:06:24 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 06, 2022, 06:21:29 AM
Real name is Ina-Maria Schnitzer, born on January 30, 1986, with a beautiful boob job at the glory of her modeling career and a unforgettable personality.  :) Click it.  :) 
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on September 06, 2022, 03:53:37 PM
:)

lost my interest... sorry
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Maik on September 06, 2022, 11:05:26 PM
:)

lost my interest... sorry

Is this really her? Did she do something to her face, nose/lips?
If so I found her more attractive with her former face and breasts  ::)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on September 17, 2022, 04:26:17 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 17, 2022, 05:03:20 PM
On the prior gif I posted of this scene, she was opening her arms. In this one, she squishes her boobs.  ;D Click it. :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on October 05, 2022, 06:40:46 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on October 06, 2022, 06:53:16 AM
Reminds me of that scene in the movie "10" when Bo Derek runs toward Dudley Moore in his dreams. ;D Click it.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on October 17, 2022, 05:13:13 AM
Jordan literally is supporting Wendy's and Taylor's boobs.  ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on October 17, 2022, 03:27:19 PM
Reminds me of that scene in the movie "10" when Bo Derek runs toward Dudley Moore in his dreams. ;D Click it.  :)

Sigh....
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on October 29, 2022, 05:49:22 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on October 29, 2022, 08:19:38 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 05, 2022, 03:18:33 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 07, 2022, 06:43:47 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 10, 2022, 04:04:57 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 11, 2022, 04:44:06 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 13, 2022, 03:00:06 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 16, 2022, 04:53:10 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 19, 2022, 03:34:12 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 23, 2022, 10:32:31 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 25, 2022, 04:35:53 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on December 14, 2022, 06:39:46 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: NavSquid on December 14, 2022, 09:21:26 AM
Great image, so I brightened it.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on January 06, 2023, 07:58:09 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: David on January 13, 2023, 12:26:37 PM
She had amazing implants ❤️
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on January 13, 2023, 09:41:17 PM
She had amazing implants ❤️

Indeed, she did but she was overall a beautiful woman nevertheless. :) :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on February 02, 2023, 06:39:39 AM
 Bumping thread up.:)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on February 02, 2023, 12:19:16 PM
 :)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/natural/gallery/2104182/82712212.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on February 17, 2023, 06:43:38 AM
If my memory serves me right, she was in a bikini contest at Caesars Palace here in Vegas and she came in third.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: lucaxyz2 on February 18, 2023, 03:14:19 AM
If my memory serves me right, she was in a bikini contest at Caesars Palace here in Vegas and she came in third.  :)
is it a little bush what I see in the middle or just a shadow?
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on February 18, 2023, 06:26:05 AM
If my memory serves me right, she was in a bikini contest at Caesars Palace here in Vegas and she came in third.  :)
is it a little bush what I see in the middle or just a shadow?


Well, she did trim her pussy and perhaps she let it go for a day or so.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on March 08, 2023, 02:29:15 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on April 09, 2023, 05:03:53 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on April 14, 2023, 04:28:46 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Assault Kitten on April 14, 2023, 11:03:56 AM
STILL one of the top 3 for "Best boob-job Ever". 
Respect.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on May 07, 2023, 02:32:43 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on May 20, 2023, 05:58:53 AM
"Yes, I have nice tits."  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on June 15, 2023, 06:36:01 AM
Action Girls always has/had great pictorials.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on June 24, 2023, 02:43:29 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on June 24, 2023, 06:18:01 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on July 17, 2023, 11:54:44 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on July 18, 2023, 06:22:13 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: TheZookie007 on July 18, 2023, 04:03:41 PM
"Yes, I have nice tits."  :)
"Get a load of these!"  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on August 12, 2023, 03:35:48 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 12, 2023, 07:16:15 AM
:)

That photo was taken here in Sin City. The hotel in the background is the Wynn.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on August 12, 2023, 07:17:38 AM
Jordan Carver was certainly not one of biggest girls, but she is so beautiful.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on September 10, 2023, 02:37:03 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Assault Kitten on September 10, 2023, 04:57:39 AM
Swimwear Jordan
Eveningwear Jordan
Workout Jordan...
I have no favorites.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 10, 2023, 05:38:48 AM

Lady surrounded by red. :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 26, 2023, 05:38:29 AM
Borrowed from the top 150 views thread. She is #37 as of now.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on September 29, 2023, 11:10:01 AM
 :)

(https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/G2/QY/9V6xglJQYG2/206848-the-triple-threat.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on September 29, 2023, 09:35:10 PM
:)

(https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/G2/QY/9V6xglJQYG2/206848-the-triple-threat.jpg)

What a fantastic trio, Taylor Stevens, Jordan Carver and Wendy Fiore. There is no way you can't avoid masturbating at their mere presence.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on September 30, 2023, 07:12:52 PM
Busty Magazine covers Part 307: Jordan Carver
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on October 04, 2023, 11:34:00 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Bramlet on October 04, 2023, 03:25:53 PM
:)

(https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/G2/QY/9V6xglJQYG2/206848-the-triple-threat.jpg)

What a fantastic trio, Taylor Stevens, Jordan Carver and Wendy Fiore. There is no way you can't avoid masturbating at their mere presence.  :)

Agree! ;)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: salem on November 02, 2023, 03:20:29 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on November 02, 2023, 06:05:51 AM
So gorgeous.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on January 06, 2024, 10:01:01 AM
 :)

(https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/644978.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on January 06, 2024, 09:49:10 PM
:)

(https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/644978.jpg)

Great photo.  :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on January 10, 2024, 10:32:11 AM
 :)

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.615efc9c382a7868fe0488ac4b4c0c2a?rik=uFyHb0k%2f8rBfUw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcontent9.babesbang.com%2fjordancarver.com%2f0006%2f06.jpg&ehk=BGXSn%2fO7Hkg5k2A2Qc%2bYS3x4yxBwwB1Rhjy41P49vcA%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Assault Kitten on January 11, 2024, 06:44:37 AM
She is still my #1 for "best boob-job ever".

Thank you for posting that gem, there.
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on January 11, 2024, 10:19:47 AM
 :)

As Jessica Rabbit

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a8WbzmO_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on January 11, 2024, 08:59:49 PM
I remember seeing her at the Mandalay Bay hotel and casino back in the pool area during the Exotic Dancer exhibition, even though she was attending a contest at the Caesars Palace, because she was staying at the Mandalay Bay as a guest, and she was/is drop dead gorgeous. Some women are just awe inspiring beautiful, and she is one of them. :)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: Scarface on February 13, 2024, 01:29:26 PM
 :)

(https://i.redd.it/742txy8z1rz11.jpg)
Title: Re: Jordan Carver MERGED
Post by: solvegas on March 18, 2024, 06:28:41 AM
Borrowed this from Wendy Fiore's thread. Three gorgeous women.  :)