Well, it took five days, but I finally got the damn thing downloaded [bit.torrent eats my balls - 5k/sec on broadband? christ on a stick].
it may have the least-helpful readme.txt file ever included with it, so i haven't even come close to installing/playing it yet. "burn to a dvd-ram drive" indeed. yeeeeeesh.
Ra-"These grapes aren't sour yet, but they're pretty tart right now"-fe