Well, I might not be a BEA professional elite, but my diagnosis is that you're an incurable breast man who'll probably remember this sighting for the rest of your life!
Or at least for a long time to come. I know that I remember most of my sightings over the years. I remember the biggest ones, cutest ones, and the slim and stacked ones with extreme waist to bust ratios (girls like the legendary TW girl).