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Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« on: March 27, 2002, 08:11:00 AM »
Long story short version.

Went to Mulberry, Florida to look for fossil for my website http://www.fossilbeach.net  over the weekend.  Stopped in a convenience store on US17 for a soda.  I forgot to put a lid on top of the cup.  When I set it onto the counter it toppled right into the cleavage of a woman who was bending down behind the register!  I did not see her -honestly... I apologized and she was even very nice about it.  I watched as she wiped the soda out of the cleavage of her enormous breasts.  These things were at least 68 EEE,s and very full.  She laughingly commented that after she gave birth her tits have not stopped growing and now they are always getting in the way.
Meanwhile, I can not get the image of those things out of my head.  Any suggestions from the BEA professional elite.  What is your diagnosis?  Is there a cure?  Please help...


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kalani

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2002, 09:25:00 AM »
Propose marriage.

If she's already married, propose adoption...  


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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2002, 09:28:00 AM »
I wonder how my wife feels about adoption?

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soonersfan

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2002, 09:36:00 AM »
Well, I might not be a BEA professional elite, but my diagnosis is that you're an incurable breast man who'll probably remember this sighting for the rest of your life!    Or at least for a long time to come.  I know that I remember most of my sightings over the years.  I remember the biggest ones, cutest ones, and the slim and stacked ones with extreme waist to bust ratios (girls like the legendary TW girl).

Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2002, 12:52:00 PM »
No cure is needed.  Despite the embarassing  clumsy maneuver.  Her candid revalation might have added to your fixation.  Where was that store again?  

signed

Naturally clumsy made worse by heavy medication.

...but I'm feeling muuuuch better now!

[ March 27, 2002: Message edited by: BypassCatch22 ]


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editor

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2002, 05:03:00 AM »
The store was on Route 17 about ten miles past Arcadia Florida.  I do not remember the name of the store but I do recall that it had a red tile roof and two old gas pumps.

It also might have been in a town called Bartow, Florida which is on the way to Mulberry.


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lms128

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2002, 05:08:00 PM »
bartow and arcadia are at least 100 miles apart

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prinz

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2002, 05:25:00 PM »
File this one in your long term memory as a pleasent trip down mammary lane...enjoy! cheers PE

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editor

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2002, 02:22:00 AM »
The distance is about 100 miles which took about 20 minutes to drive with no traffic.  Love those country roads!

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AZWolf

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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2002, 03:59:00 AM »
300 mph?  Can I borrow your car sometime?    
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Re: Big Naturals in Mulberry-Is my psyche damaged forever?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2002, 06:54:00 AM »
The speed is just a fantasy.

Does anybody know of this area?  How about a F-file?