Whoa! Brabuddy certainly got a case of diarrhea of the keyboard.
[Hey! You! Yeah, you over there! Call somebody to come clean up this mess Brabuddy made. What a mess!]
I haven't seen anything that bad since my dog got into the Exlax. Nasty!!!
He must have been one of those ones who kept pestering me for pics, huh?
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah...
Of late I've told my wife that I usually end up describing her as "the really well endowed big blonde over there" when trying to point her out to people in a crowd. She is getting so she likes the description.
The last time I did it, her response was, "So what did he say?" He, the guy I was talkin' to, was a 3rd or 4th cousin at a reunion. He was "Wow! Yeah, I like my women that way, too!" She smiled when she heard what he said.
It used to be she'd shake her head. The first time, she got mad. I asked her, "What is your most prominent feature?" She thought about it a little and said, "My boobs." So I said, "What else should I do?" Her response was, "Well, I guess."
So, it isn't like I haven't described some of her "problems" to other people. The bra destruction story I've repeated time and again to people at places where we were looking for bras. I must have done it 20 times. She just doesn't know about BEA yet.
I'm not sure she'll come around, but she might. I just never know. A little at a time. One of these days maybe I'll convince her to let me post just her boobs to see how people react, but... I just won't do it w/o her permission, then she'll want to know what the reaction is.
As far as being here... I doubt she'd get too mad. She knows how much I like big boobs. When I said I'd be on her sh**list for awhile, it isn't that serious a thing. Nothing she wouldn't get over. She's asked me if I've posted any of her pics on the 'Net (which I haven't)--so the idea isn't completely foreign to her. Now that I think about it, she didn't say "You better not have!" or anything to that affect. Hmmmmmmm.
She isn't so shallow that she'd boot me out for bein' here. We've been married almost 13 years. She knows I like to talk about her. Now if I was spendin' money down at the local strip joint... that's a horse of a different color. I be in a bucket of hurtin'!
[ July 19, 2001: Message edited by: CyberPlainsDrifter ]