I suppose the abbreviation requirements fit me into the mold. I suppose being 25 and recently graduated doesn't put me too far off the mark. Now to the survey:
Survey says:
1. What was the first dancer/model/actress/ or character that "did it for you?"
Let's see. That depends on how you see it. If by "did it for you" you mean, being the very source of all the wet dreams about women whose breasts grew every time I beat them at a video game, then I'd say it's a toss-up between Terri Garr in Young Frankenstein and the vamp/succubus in Transylvania 6-5000. If you're talking just general appreciation of pretty, then I would say it's a toss-up between Drew Barrymore in E.T. (which I saw when I was 4) and a MUPPET! Kira from the dark crystal. I think more than anything, Kira set in stone what I believed to be the perfect definition of beauty (which may have been where I got my wings fetish).
2. When did you realize you were into BE?
I don't really know. When I saw those movies, that's where my mind went, but I didn't realize it had a classification at that point. I suppose I officially realized that I was into BE was when I stumbled onto BA's site (back when Navigirls existed... everywhere was all sunshine... and it was all FREE!! Sniff. I weep for those days...) and I spent the next hour with pulse racing and gasping every two or three minutes. I also would swear that having chicken pox at sixteen shut everything down and that his site (especially wishful Thinking) jumpstarted everything back into functioning (But I still lost five years of development).
3. Do your tastes put you at odds with people you know/friends/familiy?
My, yes! Whenever I've brought up the virtues of small breasts, my mommy always gets snippy, turns to me, and bites out, "They're just fat!". My dad would never say otherwise. My brother... he kept to himself. I have yet to find a comrade around me. My friends, as a whole, say "That's sick," even the ones I think are sicker than me. Mostly, the brainwashing takes over in them and they say (In much the same voice that zombies would) "Anything over a handful's a waste." But then, they never say exactly whose hands they're talking about. If I used one of Shaq's hands, then it'd be all right. Yes, a shaqful's okay. Make the ladies happy and speak your mind at the same time (Nearly an impossibility!)
4. Is it me, or are younger people more into hentai than older?
Umm... what's hentai? Porn manga or porn anime? I think maybe it's just because we've grow up with cartoons and have learned to accept than as more than "children's entertainment".
5. Do people over 40 really not know that saying "give up Nintendo and internet" is like saying "don't breathe?"
I don't think they do. I believe we need to do it a lot less (I do anyway). But I'd hate to think of all the mass chaos if all of the population under 30 was forced into withdrawal all at once.
6. Baby Boomer extremists should have stopped fighting each other over Vietnam years ago. Cuz now we have to deal with their commie/facist [censored] ren. As a solution, should we have topless women give overzealous campus students bearhugs? (Don't worry we'll think of something for girls to have as well)
I'm all for the bearhugs (especially if I can have all the leftovers). Beyond that, I can't quite figure out what you're trying to say. Are you a conservative who's sick of only being able to go to school where the faculty is "left" to the point of stupidity? Me, personally? I don't know a thing about fascism. The name alone sounds to me like something that's not a good idea. On the other hand, communism's a wonderful idea. The only way it can realistically be applied is in the form of a dictatorship, but that's beside the point. I think the europeans are ahead of us with their usage of a communistic medical system. But me also, I didn't think it was very fair of them to let other people talk about whatever their religion was, but boy, if you said you were christian... you got hurt.
7. Is anyone else feeling that our generation's biggest tragedy is all the young starlets getting breast reductions? (and consequently the girls who emulate them).
Nah. That's just a part of the problem. The problem is, the girls still think it's proper to be a walking skeleton. I think we need to see a resurgence of the 1940s ideal.
What's worse is we can't even go out for pizza with our woman. She won't eat a thing, so we have to eat all the pizza ourselves (wonderful for body fat and those cholesterol levels). That, and somebody who's worrying about her weight is apt to fret over other meaningless stuff as well. No, wait, the biggest tragedy was allowing the death of the hair bands and their style of music. The late 80s--early 90s were the pinnacle of music.
8. Anyone else go back and watch the sitcoms they did as a [censored] only to realize that the ones you did tolerate were because you were subconciously into one character's figure? (If you say "no" go back and watch TMNT, and if you don't know what TMNT, or any other abbreviations like SMB 1-3, SFII, MK or DBZ, then this test is not for you )
Wait. you lost me again. You went from sitcoms to cartoons. The first show I remember watching regularly was The Dukes of Hazzard. 'Nuff said there. The second was Battlestar Galactica. I remember liking them 'cause they had cool machines. Most of the time, though, it wasn't for their figure. It was the pretty face that got me.
I liked Princess Allura from the orginal Voltron series.
9. How many [censored] here equated Joe Lieberman to the antichrist when he started those hearings against against Mortal Kombat? ((Night trap was also mentioned, but if you remember that suckfest (no pun intended), then you also now realize the best publicity for crap is a public hearing denouncing it.))
Huh. Can't symapthize with you on this one. I can't stand MK or the rest of its bunch. Street Fighter and its bunch kick a--. I couldn't stand a game where:
1) everyone uses the exact SAME fighting moves with the exception of the specials
2) you get hurt even when you block (not much point in blocking)
and
3) It's easy to play in such a way that the other person has no chance of winning with skill (They won't let you get a chance to blink or get a word in edgewise). In Street Fighter, the only way cheap shotting happened was if someone played Ken or Ryu, and constantly Ha-do-kened until you jumped, at which point they'd use the Dragon Punch. I never counted it when I lost to someone like that.
About the violence, though. It's much better than actually going to high school and shooting or ripping the head off of the Mofo you'd desperately like to kill if weren't for the fact that you're too tiny/skinny to pull it off.
10. Was average bust size of female students a factor in choosing your college?
No it wasn't. Mine was based on the fact that I supposed it was inevitable that I attend a 4-year school, and the poster, for the school I went to, announcing that they were still accepting applications--way after the deadline--made me fill sorry for them. I would be one of their numbers. Who knows, in that time I might figure out what to do with myself. Of course, earlier I had noted that, out of all the UCs, UCR was the only one that had the female number as the higher part of the ratio. I believe in quantity more than anything. All of that, and a coin-toss then agreed that I should go there.
Bonus: To anyone that would like to chance speaking for a generation, what movie/song/event/invention/any other thing you can think of has defined us? (No one pick "Smells like Teen Spirit" okay? I think that's more for our older brothers, and you don't see too many guys dressed like lumberjacks anymore.)
Okay, this might put me in the generation above you (but it still doesn't hurt for me to speak for us). I think Nirvana was in my time, but I wasn't into them until much later. I think leaving the 80s was the worst thing we did. Didn't like the 90s. Don't like "The new millennium". Loved the 80s. Off hand, I'd say it's cell phones. Maybe that's just a symptom of the disease that's infecting our nation. I don't much see the point of them (I HATE talking on the phone anyway.)
No, that's not it. The worst thing this generation did was to put all of the things that a great guy like me loves in the "Out" column of an "In-Out" list. It is SO distressing to wake up one morning and find that one has gone out of style. Try asking a college age girl to go with you to a Cinderella concert (AFTER you're finished explaining who they are).