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ATClown

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I Now Live in Heaven
« on: August 01, 2001, 09:53:00 PM »
I'll be frank.  Until recently, I've thought of my apartment as nothing less than a shithole.  It's a place I **82** at until I finish school.

What's worse, my neighbors really suck.  In the bad way.  There's the guy with the motorcycle who revs it up at 4 AM every morning.  There's the beatbox living next door.  And there's the old woman downstairs who won't let me walk across the living room without banging a broom on the ceiling.

However, it all changed yesterday.

I have new neighbors, right across the way.

Wow.  

I was coming home from work yesterday, tired as hell, wanting only to take a shower and veg out in front of the TV.  There's a U-Haul backed up the walk to the building.  Being a curious animal, I'm anxious to meet the new neighbors.

I keep walking, but look into the back of the truck to see if anything is interesting.  I hear "Hi!"  Coming down the stairs.

It was a good thing I had sunglasses on.  Otherwise my eyes might have fallen out of my head.

She's tall.  About 6'.  I'm 6'3," and she was almost eye to eye with me.  

'Tweren't her eyes that grabbed me, nice as they were.

She's athletic.  I found out she plays LaCrosse and Soccer.  

She wore blue shorts and a tank top.  No bra.

We were talking, and she bent over to re-tie her shoes.  Despite my sunglasses, there was no hiding my surprise at the view.  I saw everything but the nipple, and if she'd shifted in one direction or the other, I would have.

Big.  If I had to guess, she's about a DD cup.

I was thanking the good lord that she was moving in, and I asked if she had any roommates.  She said "Her sister."

As if on cue, her sister came down the stairs.  Shorter, about 5'6."  And not as athletically built.  In the face, though, she looked just like her sister.  

And in the chest.

She wore only a sports bra with her shorts.  She also had a cast on her wrist...she'd broken it in a bicycle accident.

I heard only a bit of this, though.  She's smaller than her sister in the chest, too.  But the sister wears her D-Cups on a smaller frame, so the effect is flooring.

We talked for about 10 minutes.  And then I got talked into helping move a couch up the steps, since the younger sister's arm was broken.

I was tired, but this meeting was invigorating.

I was on the bottom of the couch, basically holding the weight while going up the steps.

The older sister was leaned over, giving me yet another view.  Which made it quite difficult to concentrate on carrying a couch.

We made it up the steps, eventually.  They gave me water.  Asked about the pool (YES!).  Invited me to a party they were having this weekend.  

Also, no boyfriends.  Heh.

I'll say now, I've had things go wrong recently in my life, in school and at work.  I've been really really down lately, and mad at the world.

This encounter lifted my spirits greatly.  Not just because two big chested women moved across the way.  But also because I have a couple of decent neighbors, for once.

Yeah.


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BillN

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2001, 01:12:00 AM »
I predict a sugar shortage in your future.  "Oh, sorry, did I get you out of the shower?  I just came over to borrow a cup of ti..ah SUGAR.  Yeah, that's it, sugar.  What?  Oh yeah, I need to borrow a cup too."

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Prophet_Tenebrae

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2001, 05:12:00 AM »
I see DIY accidents in your future...
"Sorry, I didn't even notice that I'd drilled a hole through so that I could see into your shower...I think it was like that when I got here..."

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F_Cup_Fitzgerald

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2001, 05:58:00 AM »
My advice: upgrade from binoculars to telescope.  

Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2001, 09:51:00 AM »
Wrap-around sunglasses. That's the ticket.

Seriously? Learn to cook, women love to share recipies, and it's a short step from sharing recipies, to sharing dinner.


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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2001, 05:36:00 PM »
HIGH FIVE


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Dave Brubeck

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2001, 04:15:00 AM »
I can only hope my neighbors at my new apartment are as friendly and as easy on the eyes. I agree with the recipe idea - let 'em know you know how to do more than warm up a frozen dinner in the microwave. If you find out what their favorite dish is, casually mention that it's your favorite dish to make (even if you've never made it before), then ask if they'd like to over and have it sometime. By then hopefully they'll know you well enough that they won't think you're the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2001, 01:31:00 PM »
Bake

I have found that a good cake can leave a very good impression. I once had an incredibly gerogeous woman seek me out in a very large crowd at a wedding when she heard I made the cakes. We talked until her boyfriend became so irate that she alomst didn't want to leave with him. I was so close and she was magnificent, and from Boston. Remember ATClown, cake. E-mail me for more information. [email protected]


Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2001, 03:59:00 PM »
Two words...DIGITAL CAMERA!!!

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ATClown

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2001, 12:21:00 PM »
The Party.....

As previously noted, the busty neighbors had a party this weekend to christen the new abode.

Yours truly gained an invitation though his remarkable ability to carry heavy furniture.

It was the first thing on my mind when I woke up Saturday.  It's what got me through the extra day I had to work on the Saturday.  I was pretty happy to have cool neighbors, for once.  But for them to have such nice breasts was a bonus.  The only other thing I hoped for was that they have alcohol, and perhaps a giant hoagie.

I got there around 9 Saturday.  Not a hopping party, as the apartments are really too small for it.  But it was crowded, with the dozen or so people crammed in.

I was greeted by the older sister at the door.  Hereafter, I'll refer to her as K.  

She wore blue jeans and a tight fitting sleeveless blouse.  It was buttoned to the neck, but didn't leave a whole lot else to the imagination.

I was introduced, shown the food (Beer, but alas, no giant hoagie).  It was then that the younger sister made her first appearance of the night.  I'll refer to her as G.

She had just come in from work, herself.  She wore a waitress get up from the Red Lobster here in town....hmmm...gonna have to find an excuse to go to Red Lobster.

It should be said, besides large breasts, I have a thing for women wearing slacks.  Don't know what it is.  

G. was AWESOME looking.  Even tired from a day's work.

She went to freshen up.

I'll say this, K. is the party animal of the two.  It was her party, they were her friends.  She was the center of attention most of the night.  

G returned shortly in just a pair of jogging shorts and a T-shirt.  It was loose, unfortunately, but every now and again you would get a hint of movement beneath.

G is quiet.  She's also the smarter of the two.  And she gets annoyed with her sister a lot.

Especially when the older sister started getting alcohol in her.

I'm sorry to report that there isn't a whole lot to report other than that on the breast front.  Except that K. where's a 38 DDD bra.  That did come out...I heard just a snippet of the conversation from across the room.  And it's very hard to find good sports bras.

And that large breasts run in the family.

The good news?  I spent most of the night talking with G.  She's quiet, and not a party person...neither am I.  We spent most of the night in the kitchen just talking about mutual professors we'd had.

And, we made a date.

We're going to the civil war cemetary here in town tomorrow.  It's an odd thing, but we have odd mutual interests.  The civil war being one of them.  

Ha!

I'll say just that it went well...I left after G turned in.  K was really kind of obnoxiously inebriated.  Large breasts or no, I'd had something of a long day.

All in all, I'm extremely pleased, still, with the new neighbors.  

Especially since I get to hang out with one of them tomorrow.


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Dave Brubeck

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2001, 01:07:00 PM »
<- that's me, green w/ envy, as I love the quiet, intellectual types, and those snug, black slacks the waitresses at Red Lobster wear do it for me, as well - hope the date goes well, and that it's only the first of many - and you didn't even need to make them dinner... some guys have all the damn luck...  

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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2001, 07:25:00 PM »
I've done like a month of meditating, just begging my appropriate deity substitute to bestow me with the sort of luck you have when I go back into halls of residence in a few.

Of course there were quite a few busty girls last year, but unfortunately none that I could get to know   But as they say, tomorrow is another day! And The One willing, I'll have some hot girls on my corridor to hit on  


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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2001, 11:48:00 PM »
If I may paraphrase an episode of That 70's Show...

ATCLOWN, YOU ARE A GOD!!

And why is there no emoticon for jealousy?


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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2001, 10:38:00 AM »
I think that the way it's heading that ATClown's got the plot for a porno on his, er, hands.

Oh yeah, I can see it now. Except usually it's the pizza delivery guy or the pool cleaner, not the guy that helps move in the sofa. This story had better end in a three-way, or there are going to be a lot of disappointed people on the site.

And if it doesn't, ATClown, just make it up. How the hell are WE going to know?  


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Re: I Now Live in Heaven
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2001, 11:02:00 AM »
Excellent.  The Civil War comes through again.

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