Graduation day today.
You wouldn't think that it was a good day for sightings, and if you considered the graduates ourselves, you'd be right. Academic gowns wipe out most or all of a person's body shape (and are ugly to boot).
The audience, though...
Coming in, spotted a woman in profile walking to the ceremony; ina dress, maybe a touch on the full-figured side, but the top of the dress was low-cut and stretched out at least eight inches down and seven inches out. Half-volleyballs easily.
Various sightings in the middle of it all that kinda blur in my head; it was a hot day (mercury-wise).
Then at the end, coming down the stairs, a slightly built woman in a polo shirt. "Slightly built" refers to the balance of her body; the horizontally-striped shirt was packed, stretched, six inches down, four inches out.
I won't even try to guess cup sizes; that would just lead to a flame war.
My own poor attempt at a sighting report should give new appreciation for the effort and language that goes into what Craig Mercer does; he would have written a book on today.
I can't. My mind's gone, I think.
Trace, J.D.