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Damn, that's funny! As a serious pornsite, it sucks raw eggs, but as a spoof it's killer!
Really. Seriously. I mean it. Forget the visible page; look at the source file. I've seen a lot of horribly whinged pages around, but this is a classic. It's so FUBAR it won't show half of the content in NutScrape. Hell, it won't even finish loading the damn page; it sticks at 38%, every time. I can guess why. The Body tag is inside the header, and has next to nothing in it. (Actually, there are two body tags, and both are worthless.) Stripped to just the relevant tags, the page is laughably wrong:
‹html›
‹head›
‹BODY link="#FF3399" alink="#6699FF"›
‹/head›
‹/head›
‹body bgcolor="#000000"›
‹/body›
‹/html›
Then there's this gem:
‹!-- START HOME FREE HEADER CODE --›
‹!-- END HOME FREE HEADER CODE --›
I kid you not; a blank banner-code section. (There's also a blank footer.) What other reason but comedy could explain that?
Big tanx to The Cynic for that link. It's a great example of what NOT to do!
Too damn funny. Gotta close it![ October 24, 2001: Message edited by: Trans... er... um... TrainSpotter ]