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New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« on: August 24, 2001, 01:35:00 PM »
A friend of mine made a adult site (not of her) and she asked me to put a link from my site to her's now normally i only put big bust links here but she also said that if she gets alot of hits from my site to her's that she would take a pic or two of her cleveage! She has boobs the size of watermelons i would say. Not sure of her bra size cause we couldnt find a good way to measure but like i said if i had to compare them to anything i would say is watermelons. So come on and visit her site so i can finally see her cleveage and get a look at them. <A HREF="http://www.thelist.tits.dk" TARGET=_blank>http://www.thelist.tits.dk</A>

Mod edit: Moving this old thread to OT since (from the replies) it mostly seems to have been a spam/ploy despite the teasing about watermelons. -Pal
« Last Edit: December 11, 2015, 06:48:58 PM by Palomine »

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cabanaboy

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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2001, 02:17:00 PM »
O.K. Autobot2000. Let me get this straight.
You want me to go some pay site so YOU can see these watermelon-sized breasts.
Right.
Now, if you need some help taking those measurements. I am a qualified professional with many years of experience in these delicate matters.
Well, O.K., so I'm not a professional. Would you settle for an enthusiastic amateur?

Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2001, 04:14:00 PM »
how about some pics of this girl instead of just another link to a spam site.

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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2001, 07:18:00 AM »
I went to this link and downloaded one of the "free" movies.  It was password protected! This guy is a friggin prick!  

Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2001, 09:02:00 PM »
So by plugging her site, you only get a pic of her cleavage?

-Munch "I would have held out for the nipples" Wolf


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2001, 01:01:00 AM »
You aren't even a good liar dude!  Here's why:

Your friend, who oh yes just happens to be named Candy and has watermelon-sized breasts,  is running a link off of Hooters.dk but she is so fresh to this scene and is just trying to get started in the xxx website industry that the links she's established on "her site" are for: BIZARRE XXX
Bondage, Dungeon,
Foot Fetish, Weird Objects,
Water Sports, Trans, BBW,
Dom, Domme, Voyeurism,
Pregnant Girls, Latex, Leather, & More.

Shah, right.  YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2001, 01:06:00 AM »
No cleavage, no body shots, just pics of her pierced tongue you shameless bastard. DEATH TO ALL SPAMMERS!

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ThisIsNotMyName

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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2001, 03:26:00 AM »
Sure it is.And I'm Santa Claus.
"Yes, this is me, looking like the dork I am!"
If you want me to go buy a clue or two, want to leave me some harsh remarks,
or just need to profess your total disdain for yet another FontPhage pissant,
just click here:
CANDY GRAM


Damn, that's funny! As a serious pornsite, it sucks raw eggs, but as a spoof it's killer!

Really. Seriously. I mean it. Forget the visible page; look at the source file. I've seen a lot of horribly whinged pages around, but this is a classic. It's so FUBAR it won't show half of the content in NutScrape. Hell, it won't even finish loading the damn page; it sticks at 38%, every time. I can guess why. The Body tag is inside the header, and has next to nothing in it. (Actually, there are two body tags, and both are worthless.) Stripped to just the relevant tags, the page is laughably wrong:

‹html›
‹head›
‹BODY link="#FF3399" alink="#6699FF"›
‹/head›
‹/head›
‹body bgcolor="#000000"›
‹/body›
‹/html›

Then there's this gem:

‹!-- START HOME FREE HEADER CODE --›

‹!-- END HOME FREE HEADER CODE --›

I kid you not; a blank banner-code section. (There's also a blank footer.) What other reason but comedy could explain that?

Big tanx to The Cynic for that link. It's a great example of what NOT to do!

Too damn funny. Gotta close it!

[ October 24, 2001: Message edited by: Trans... er... um... TrainSpotter ]


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2001, 04:07:00 AM »
Well, if Autobot2000 is also ShizNick who runs thelist at hooters.dk, then we should be a little more respectful guys.  ShizNick has put in a LOT of time and effort listing TONS of yahoo briefcases and such in one handy sight.  I use his web site all the time.

ShizNick introduced a couple of pop-ups several months ago... no big deal.  They only load when you first enter the page.

Now, if this is just a ploy to get more click money from this Candy site, shame shame.  It's not nice to fib.  Otherwise, I didn't see anything wrong with this... provided that the rest of us get to see pics of these watermelon sized breasts  

-Max C.


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2001, 06:04:00 AM »
It's all part of Bill's plot for web dominatation through the proliferation of MSIE (/mesi:/) coding. Even MSN doesn't work anymore without one of the big two (don't get me started on MSJScript!)

A2k - Just show me the watermelons you had in mind  

[ August 24, 2001: Message edited by: d'Zoi ]


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2001, 10:35:00 AM »
First i want to say thank you MaxC for at least showing repect and knowing that running a site is not easy as one would think.
Like i said before she knows that i run a adult website and wanted to give it a try but doesnt know really what to do. shes learning and doesnt get it fully yet. Yes XshiznickX and Autobot are both the same as in me, Long story on about the names.
Only reason i ask to go to my site then to see hers is to track the number of hits sent to her site from mine. I only asked that you click the link from my site to hers so i would get the hits counted, DIDNT ask for your crappy comments, i am a man of my word and will post those cleavage pics like i was promised.
BTW the pop up arent mine there from Hooters.dk and since Scotty was nice enough to let me use some of his webspace i have to go by his rules for use of the space, and geez i know pop ups are a pain but are you so lazy that click a few "X" will kill you...geez what a lazy world some people live.

[ August 25, 2001: Message edited by: Autobot2000 ]


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Re: New gal on the Block ...maybe ( with watermelon size breasts)
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2001, 12:30:00 PM »
Oh yeah!  I didn't think about those pop-ups coming from Scotty.  That 'splains it.  As for me, I really don't have a problem with pop-ups... so long as they don't completely take over my browser.  I HAVE visited a site or two where every friggin' window you closed opened 2 or 3 more pop-ups.  Now THAT'S when I get my undies in a bunch!

Keep up the good work, Shizbot2k    I appreciate the service you're providing and enjoy it on a regular basis.

Take care,
Max C.

Oh, and tell Candy good luck.