The only cure I know is being put six foot under. Drastic, but there you go.
Either that, or finding yourself a huge boobed woman and marrying her, like CyberPlainsDrifter has been fortunate enough to. Or, getting a girlfriend like Marie, who is willing to indulge you.
Good luck in finding a cure. I hope it's not like Tom Hanks said: he was talking about some people's attitudes towards gay men and women. He said that they think that a gay man is forever lost, but that a lesbian can be "cured" by one fat big one right down the middle...so I guess it's too late for Oscar Wilde, too.