Aren't there five stars on the Chinese flag?! Surely this is some sort of communist conspiracy. Probably not but I'm sure that 5 is a prime number, but then so are 2 and 3.
1 isn't. Never forget that.
Popularity - yeah, you have friends. But most of them probably just want something from you - money, fake IDs, drugs, your kidney. And when you run out of those things you'll be in a gutter thinking - "ouch"
And if your brain wasn't so rotted from all the twinkies and pine needles you'd been eating you'd look back to this post and think "It still doesn't make any sense!"
Pay me money and it will.
Not really. I think I'll stop now, I bet you're glad.