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Re: BUMP!:4 Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2006, 09:45:34 AM »
Assistance? Pondering the ponderous now.  
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Re: BUMP!:4 Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2006, 11:26:19 PM »
Wow, Snoop! That is the shizznit!
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BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2006, 02:14:44 PM »
Thanks for the compliments guys (and gals).


This just in from Stizzle magazine:
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SNOOP NOT WORRIED AS ANGELINAH COLLAPSES!

Angelinah Jholie

Just days after announcing that she's expecting a litter of Snoop Doggs's babies, Angelinah Jholie -- in the Dominican Republic finishing filming The Bad Shepherd -- collapsed and gashed her head, a source tells Stizzle. A Dominican news report added that she had seemed ill the day she arrived (Monday, April 10), and a local reporter told Stizzle Jholie seemed sick the next day, as well. The turn of events left Snoop mildly disinterested. "Snoop's not too concerned about her," says the a source. "She's looking really frail and she's pale and gaunt. But that's the way he likes his women, so... He always says a ho's a dime a dozen, so I imagine he'll just find another one if he has to."

But this little fall hasn't slowed Angelinah down at all. In fact, Angelinah, believed to be in her fifth month, has been maintaining a killer schedule. She flew into Santo Domingo from Los Angeles on April 10. After filming for two days, she and Snoop were seen taking a helicopter to neighboring Haiti on April 13 to be greeted by cheering crowds before attending a rap battle for the Jimmy Rabbit Fund, a Wu-Tang Clan charity. She finally headed home to the U.S. on the 14th, with a stopover in Florida.

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Here's Angelinah just before taking her tumble.  Looks to me like she just couldn't see where she was going! I told that bitch she gotta slow down, she's got to keep those ten lil' Snoops safe for five more months!

(Note, this is a parody of a real news article... It's not like I can just make this stuff up! )

Fo 'Shizzle!

 

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Re: BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2006, 09:20:03 AM »
5 months?!?!?!?!
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Re: BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2006, 02:21:10 AM »
And I think we can rely on a full term of 10 months being a conservative estimate, hmm?
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Re: BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2006, 08:32:50 AM »
Im thinking 11 for the Doc's sick mind!  
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Dr_Fashizzle

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Re: BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2006, 09:59:32 AM »
What happens is that you have to add a week for every baby after 10 babies.  On top of the baseline 10 months. So the next one could go on for quite some time... (Hint: Poor Drew...)

 

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Re: BUMP!: _5_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2006, 11:39:24 AM »
 
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_666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2006, 01:11:42 AM »
Angelinah Jholie moves a breast aside to show off her six month belly to Drew Bharrymore. Drew seemed very excited for Angelinah, and impressed by her growth. Drew spent most of the day rubbing Angelinah's distended tummy feeling for Lil' Snoop kicks and punches.

[ Interview ]

[ Drew ] "Wow! It's so wonderful that a woman can carry around ten babies in her belly whenever she wants!"

[ Reporter ] Or more.

[ Drew ] Or more?... Wow! Hmmmmm...  


Hmmmmm... Do you think we have a new recruit?...

 

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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2006, 11:34:16 AM »
Wow.  It's going to be one long hot summer for Ms. Jholie is all I have to say...

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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2006, 04:23:59 PM »
Well, at least she got Drew interested.  
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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2006, 09:40:48 PM »
NICE!

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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2006, 10:22:04 PM »
 
"Whenever someone talks about doing something for reasons of justice, you should put your hand in your pocket, because you're about to get it picked."

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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2006, 10:58:11 PM »
Angelinah Jholie appears seven months pregnant in this month's Vizzle
magazine. The striking pose and bold quote refer to an incident last month in
Namibia where Angelinah was nearly arrested for indecent exposure after she
scandalized the gentle nation by exposing her left breast for several minutes
while perusing the fashionable Windhoek shopping district. "Pregnant breasts
are the most natural thing in the world. And these ones have a mind of their
own, so they might pop out from time to time - so what? I'm not worried,"
Jholie said.

'Fo Shizzle!

 

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Re: _666_ Months: Angelinah Jholie gettin a bump...
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2006, 11:21:39 PM »
I fear what what will happen when she starts lactating... gallon jugs will be just too small...