Thanks for the compliments guys (and gals).
This just in from Stizzle magazine:---------------------------------------------------
SNOOP NOT WORRIED AS ANGELINAH COLLAPSES!Angelinah JholieJust days after announcing that she's expecting a litter of Snoop Doggs's babies, Angelinah Jholie -- in the Dominican Republic finishing filming
The Bad Shepherd -- collapsed and gashed her head, a source tells
Stizzle. A Dominican news report added that she had seemed ill the day she arrived (Monday, April 10), and a local reporter told
Stizzle Jholie seemed sick the next day, as well. The turn of events left Snoop mildly disinterested. "Snoop's not too concerned about her," says the a source. "She's looking really frail and she's pale and gaunt. But that's the way he likes his women, so... He always says a ho's a dime a dozen, so I imagine he'll just find another one if he has to."
But this little fall hasn't slowed Angelinah down at all. In fact, Angelinah, believed to be in her fifth month, has been maintaining a killer schedule. She flew into Santo Domingo from Los Angeles on April 10. After filming for two days, she and Snoop were seen taking a helicopter to neighboring Haiti on April 13 to be greeted by cheering crowds before attending a rap battle for the Jimmy Rabbit Fund, a Wu-Tang Clan charity. She finally headed home to the U.S. on the 14th, with a stopover in Florida.
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Here's Angelinah just before taking her tumble. Looks to me like she just couldn't see where she was going! I told that bitch she gotta slow down, she's got to keep those ten lil' Snoops safe for five more months!
(Note, this is a parody of a real news article... It's not like I can just make this stuff up! )Fo 'Shizzle!