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JustMeMike

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For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« on: September 08, 2001, 11:58:00 PM »
Here's a List of everday items. Some of you know what they are, and some of you might need a little light to fill in the shadows of darkness. We've broken them down by Gender to help.

THINGY (thing-ee) (noun).
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bul) adjective.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) noun.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) noun.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a try, run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) noun.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) noun.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while **94**.

FLATULENCE (flat-u-lens) noun.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment,
self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) verb.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) noun.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

Boob (boob)noun.
male: one of a myriad of names used to describe a woman's breasts.
female: A term of endearment used by wives when discussing their husbands with other married women.

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Have fun with these Marie....

This is JustMeMike


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sheber

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Re: For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2001, 04:01:00 AM »
Mike, I like your sense of humor.  
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Re: For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2001, 04:45:00 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA...........where do you find this stuff Mike?????? OMG, sooooooo funny...........


Marie  


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Harry Hood

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Re: For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2001, 09:14:00 AM »
You should write a book!
-Hood

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Booby_Trapped

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Re: For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2001, 12:48:00 PM »
Would you believe that I already knew that?  Well ok, would you believe that I already knew the first five?  The first three and a half?  

Pretty funny Mike.  Keep the jokes comming.

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Zorlond

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Re: For Those Who Weren't Quite Sure of the Definition
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2001, 07:01:00 PM »
LOL.  

Unfortunately, I have one *tiny* disagreement. I never understood the 'channel surf' mentality. I call up the on-screen guide, check 5 specific spots for anything interesting, then flip through the movie 'zone', and only -then- do I do a full surf, and only if I hadn't found something to watch already, and only once. If there really isn't anything on, I give up.

Don't surf, either give up and move on, or settle!

"Don't you dare call me irrational! You <i>know</i> that makes me <b>CRAZY!!</b>"