Just imagine me in the shower with her and her boobs pressed up against me. The visual is so mindblowing that it's incomprehensible I was even able to concieve of such a hot idea. Just trying to do it is to go insane. Shit I'm awesome.
Right after I posted that, the image came back to the forefront and then I thought, "Just try to imagine how much hotter it would be if her boobs were totally soaped up".
I just woke up lying on the floor in a fetal position. Clearly, my superior brain was unable to deal with the greatness of the concept and the only way it could protect itself was to simply shut down.
Sometimes I scare myself.