I used to love those B-movies when I was a teenager in the 80s, the flicks where basically every crisis would be solved if (when) the female lead's top came off. I wish that was true in real life--Iraq? The Economy? No problemo--here's some tits!
Later, in the 90s, I used to scour video stores for miles--particularly the mom n' pop stores that were driven out of business by Blockbuster--looking for stuff like Malibu Bikini Shop, The Beach Girls, The Bikini Car Wash Company II, the Andy Sedaris oveur, Joysticks, Screwballs, Knockouts and so on. For some inane reason, I also really dug those cheesy 'naked athletics'-type videos, like the Girl Games series and the classic Playboy Olympics. (sigh)
They just don't make 'em like that any more. I wish they did, too, because while the internet serves up exactly what you want right away, I miss having some story as to WHY this goddess is naked--and the stupider, the better. I remember being maybe 14, watching Cinemax or Showtime to see a cheesy British "comedy" that must have been from the early 70s. It was all about an architect who decides he's going to design a building based on the shape of a boob--so in order to do this, he has to find the perfect rack. I only got to see part of it (had to turn it off as my folks came down the stairs wanting to know why the hell I was watching TV at 2AM); does anyone know what this movie was called?