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Hiram

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 09:42:56 AM »
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
-- I love HUGE boobs --

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Hiram

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 09:44:15 AM »
A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
please."

"Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."

"You've got three in the window."
-- I love HUGE boobs --

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Hiram

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 09:48:28 AM »
-- I love HUGE boobs --

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Hiram

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2008, 09:55:45 AM »
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.

Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and  say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!

To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was  running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten  her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her  eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'

'Yes I am.. How did you know?'

He, winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'
-- I love HUGE boobs --

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ChrisR1

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2008, 12:41:07 PM »
I've heard plenty of clips of Elisabeth Hasselbeck spouting off conservative soundbites and towing the party line, sounding often like a moronic right-wing robot, but I'd never actually seen her before (why would I watch the view) - moronic she may sound, but she is HOT!!!

 
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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2008, 04:38:01 PM »
Yes, a Sybian is everything it's cracked up to be.

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notty

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2008, 04:55:53 AM »
Stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow.
To paraphrase Poul Anderson, "Intelligence is a wonderful thing. It provides us with reasons for doing what we were going to do anyway."

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MasterDragonfly

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2008, 12:25:37 PM »
If coffee had never been discovered, what the hell would we be using to get our day started?

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ChrisR1

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Re: Anything random? Throw it into this thread.
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2008, 12:28:00 PM »
Coffee's overrated - I need my morning Dr. Pepper.
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rtpoe

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Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2008, 02:38:53 AM »
God, I HATE this song...

Here's my dream:


A few days after the incidents described in the song, the police come knocking at her door. Seems someone with her name vandalized his car ("I carved my name..."); does she know anything about it?

At the hearing, his attorney argues that "dating" does not constitute a legal or even a moral contract between two parties, and thus there was absolutely no justification for the gratuitous violence against a motor vehicle. Her attorney is unable to counter that argument, and the court finds in favor of the plaintiff.

She must either pay for the damages, or do a little bit of time.

In either case, she is branded with the stigma of being a Vindictive Psycho Bitch. Word gets around, and soon no one wants to go out with her. She falls into a spiral of alcoholism and depression, which only ends when she flees the town for distant lands where no one knows her past.
rtpoe

Every year, in November, at the season that follows on the hour of the dead, the crowning and majestic hour of autumn, reverently I go to visit the chrysanthemums in the places where chance offers them to my sight.

Maurice Maeterlinck, "Chrysanthemums", The Double Garden, 1911.

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DrHyde

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Re: Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2008, 04:40:35 PM »
The Pizza Cravers flavor in the Doritos collisions tastes awesome...

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Re: Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2008, 01:36:42 AM »
The protective box Sony sends you to pack your PS3 in to send it in for repairs is affectionately known as a "coffin"
"Whenever someone talks about doing something for reasons of justice, you should put your hand in your pocket, because you're about to get it picked."

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mastert

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Family Guy
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2008, 02:01:59 AM »
I have a question for you




Have you or have you not heard






That the bird is the word!



HILARIOUS!!!!!

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Re: Family Guy
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2008, 10:34:57 PM »
This seems like the appropriate place.


Preg(MWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!)Nut
"Whenever someone talks about doing something for reasons of justice, you should put your hand in your pocket, because you're about to get it picked."

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notty

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Re: Family Guy
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2008, 01:51:02 AM »
Damn you, Pregnut.
To paraphrase Poul Anderson, "Intelligence is a wonderful thing. It provides us with reasons for doing what we were going to do anyway."

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