Had an embarrassing moment today. I was working a donation drive today. It was about 90 degrees out, and I could feel the brain damage starting somewhere abouts the forward lobe in the brain.
I'd finally conceded the victory to the heat when a donor drives up. It's a couple.
The guy gets out first, say Hey.
Then his wife/girlfriend/other gets out of the passenger side. I gathered they'd just been to the pool, because she was wearing her sun gear. Just a one piece. The effect was flooring.
She was blonde. About 5'7" or so. Pretty slim, though she had pretty wide hips. I'd put her at about 25-28 years old. She had a really pretty face, too.
She was probably a 38 D cup, though possibly bigger. She wore a red one piece bathing suit, with tan shorts over the bottom. The top of the suit was stretched nearly to its limit. The breasts were starting to peek at the top of the suit, and around the armholes.
Considering my fatigue, I don't remember getting extremely excited about it. I noticed it much the same way I would have any other workaday event. I probably would have calmly considered a mean looking bear wandering by the site. With interest but not engagement.
The mood changed, though, as I helped unload their donations. I got a nice up close look at her boobs a couple of times.
But the scary part came as she filled out a receipt. She stopped to look in a box on the ground. She bent right in front of me, giving me a good look down the front of her top.
I must have looked a good three or four seconds, before lazily looking up at the angry looking boyfriend/husband/other person, staring quite angrily at me.
He had me dead to rights, as far as catching me looking.
Nothing was said, thankfully.
I just think it would have been quite funny to just mouth to him "Boy, she's got big tits!"
Even better if he had simply agreed.