It's here, I'm bored... let's go!
The second half is easier than the first... I'm female, but girl, lady, chick.... ehn. I've always prefered "gal" to them, since it's so infrequently used. (Much the same way I prefer "fellow" to "guy"... but I'm rambling...)
As for the "Hamster" portion... when I was in school, a conversation came up between me and a few friends about what our personal theme songs would be. Some said the Imperial March from Star Wars, some said Eye of the Tiger, and so on... all proud, swelling, hey-lookit-me-I'm-a-hero-type music. So, to be a wise-ass, I said my theme song would be Weird Al's "Harvey the Wonder Hamster". Eight years later and I'm still being called a hamster. Sometimes I gotta learn when to keep my mouth shut....
So that's the story.... bored yet?