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How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« on: November 13, 2009, 02:37:35 AM »
Every now and then questions on this topic come up. Sometimes I think about it, and I've decided to write some thoughts down.

I'm so old and harmless that from time to time young women ask me about meeting "good" men. Most are put off by my advice (go to AA meetings), but the few who do generally find whatever they're looking for. So here goes:

1) Weight Watcher meetings. You've been thinking about dropping a few pounds, right? So for $10 a meeting (depending on your location and method of payment) you can spend half an hour in a room with an average of 27 women and two other men. For years women have been sold on the idea that anorexia is beauty; the women you meet at Weight Watchers range from healthy to obese-but-working-on-it.

2) Local topless clubs. Have higher demands? There are very few communities so small they don't have at least one topless club. They need bouncers, plumbers, electricians, accountants...

3)  Still more demanding? Train as a portrait photographer and/or videographer. Then move to L.A. or Miami (L.A. for video porn; Miami for the Score industry.

At least, thinking these ideas over will tell you a lot about the strength of your boob obssession.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 05:08:02 AM by pedonbio »
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Hiram

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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »
Some good suggestions.  I particularly like the Weight Watchers idea,  but at 170lbs, they probably won't let me in.
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2009, 12:44:24 PM »
could just celebrate christmas with my family, only my mom is not busty
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 12:59:03 PM »
could just celebrate christmas with my family, only my mom is not busty
I'm in...

I'd quite like to meet your mum.
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 09:28:02 PM »
Every now and then questions on this topic come up. Sometimes I think about it, and I've decided to write some thoughts down.

I'm so old and harmless that from time to time young women ask me about meeting "good" men. Most are put off by my advice (go to AA meetings), but the few who do generally find whatever they're looking for. So here goes:

1) Weight Watcher meetings. You've been thinking about dropping a few pounds, right? So for $10 a meeting (depending on your location and method of payment) you can spend half an hour in a room with an average of 27 women and two other men. For years women have been sold on the idea that anorexia is beauty; the women you meet at Weight Watchers range from healthy to obese-but-working-on-it.

2) Local topless clubs. Have higher demands? There are very few communities so small they don't have at least one topless club. They need bouncers, plumbers, electricians, accountants...

3)  Still more demanding? Train as a portrait photographer and/or videographer. Then move to L.A. or Miami (L.A. for video porn; Miami for the Score industry.

At least, thinking these ideas over will tell you a lot about the strength of your boob obssession.
Great but what about for example european countries like for example my country (Fiiiiiiiiiiinland)
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 09:32:59 PM »
well, ur just shit out of luck
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pedonbio

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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 09:55:00 PM »
I had hoped there might be suggestions from others. Like you, unknown_0. Where would you look in Finland?
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 10:59:26 PM »
time for ldw to chime in..... have a neighbor friend working his way thru FIU., works part time *(mostly weekends) at Publix. He bags groceries into the shopping cart and offers to push the cart/unload at the customers car *(normal procedure for baggers at Publix). he meets more hot stuff than one can imagine.
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pedonbio

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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 11:11:18 PM »
time for ldw to chime in..... have a neighbor friend working his way thru FIU., works part time *(mostly weekends) at Publix. He bags groceries into the shopping cart and offers to push the cart/unload at the customers car *(normal procedure for baggers at Publix). he meets more hot stuff than one can imagine.

Okat. LDW, you made unknown_0's point. My advice applies primarily to the U.S. and Canada.

So now we have news for students of Fiji Island University.
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 02:37:53 AM »
I know of a couple of places to meet some extremely busty women in the vicinity of FIU...
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 09:31:20 AM »
Great but what about for example european countries like for example my country (Fiiiiiiiiiiinland)
Do you not have Weight Watchers in Finland?  Mine you, I've never seen a fat fin. 

Personally, if I lived in Finland, I'd chasing all the tall leggy blonde women.
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2009, 11:07:21 PM »
...I particularly like the Weight Watchers idea,  but at 170lbs, they probably won't let me in.
Um, they would if you were four feet five inches tall. :o  :P You aren't, are you, by the way?  ??? ::)

Personally, if I lived in Finland, I'd chasing all the tall leggy blonde women.
Sooo ... isn't that redundant?  ???
I mean, like what tall blonde isn't leggy - or vice versa? ::)
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 01:46:16 AM »
How about salons?

I don't like to get my hair cut at those places. Usually a barber does a much better job. But sometimes, when you have to get a haircut, there's no other choice.


I have had a lot of car problems this week. I was driving home and had to pull into a parking lot and walk the rest of the way. The next day, I decided to clean the car out before having it towed. One of the businesses in the parking lot was a beauty salon.

Well, I walked behind the building to put my garbage bag in the dumpster and I saw a woman in her mid twenties in a low cut shirt sitting on the sidewalk.  She was very busty (and natural) -- A BBW, but that doesn't bother me. She had a cell phone with her, and instead of holding it in her hand or placing on the ground, she had it resting on her boob. I said 'Hello' and made a little small talk, and then against my better judgement the words just slipped out -- 'I like how you hold your phone. It's very innovative.'

Fortunately she didn't get offended. She beamed a smile and said 'Yup! That's just where it goes.'



Later that week, I still didn't have my car back and I needed a haircut bad. So I went to the only place I could think of in walking distance -- I had actually forgotten about meeting this girl, but I remembered when I saw her. She remembered me, too.
While she was cutting my hair, there was some..um, incidental contact. I doubt it was intentional -- It's bound to happen with a lady of her stature.
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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 04:18:14 AM »
I thought there was going to be more about "what to say to women with big boobs when you meet them" rather than the idea of just going to places where you can find busty women and interact with them, although I suppose that's an important first step... ::)

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Re: How To Meet Women With Big Boobs
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 09:48:02 AM »
Um, they would if you were four feet five inches tall. :o  :P You aren't, are you, by the way?  ??? ::)
Thankfully I'm not, not that I have anything against small people, but I'm 5'11".

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I mean, like what tall blonde isn't leggy - or vice versa? ::)
Fair point. :)
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