R&H, bignats, you both made me laugh. Hard. Also bignats, you might need to get a higher desk if that's a frequent problem. I'm one of the guys with tits and a feminine outlook. Or...perhaps not one of the guys, but if my options are between "regular poster" "fake woman" or "model", I fit best into the first category. Which is 99% guys.
I bought a new swimsuit for the summer. I'll have to try and get a picture of it. It's got not only boob lines, but "bust enhancement" on it (...I have no idea). My breasts look downright silly in it.
Or you know, a picture in any one of the nice tops I have, most of which have boob lines. Cleavage FTW!