Oh, I have just found out that the answer is Kithara. How silly of me not to know this.
This post has made me laugh louder than I have in a week.Also, I subtract 1 point from Nimrod's wisdom score for his gaffe.
I can handle the -1 point wisdom hit, why?Because the sensor says it is over 9000! Note: I am not disclosing how Kithara let me know that she is at the top of the list.
According to her, she owes it all to pasta.
My vote goes to Monica.