Inflatable ToastPrice: $2.99
"I highly recommend inflatable toast, however, I wish there was a whole wheat variety as I have been trying to be healthier these days."
"This item is almost exactly what I need except for the fact that it seems to come without a complimentary pat of inflatable butter. Who eats toast without butter. This seems like it could be a great product but it's completely useless without butter. Glad I realized this before I ordered. If you enjoy inflatable toast without butter this product would probably be fine."
4'33" by John Cage (MP3 download)
Price: $0.99
"I'm disappointed that this track is only available in MP3 format. This lossy compressed version sounds terrible, with missing high frequencies and distorted bass -- it really spoiled my listening pleasure."
"For best results, please listen in conjunction with AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair . Any other evaluation will miss the mark."
AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pairPrice: $6,800(The price doesn't seem to be an error. Check out some of the prices for AudioQuest cables at Best Buy...)
"We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!"