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andrat2000

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1875 on: February 13, 2018, 09:30:49 AM »
>:(

I could have warned you about your post breaking the rules. Same as StrikeZone broke some time ago. But for what? It is useless.
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rtpoe

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1876 on: February 15, 2018, 03:09:32 AM »
V Day cards from the WH.....
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"And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms . . . For summer being done, all things stand upon them with a weather-beaten face, and the whole country, full of woods and thickets, represented a wild and savage hue."

William Bradford, Plymouth Plantation, 1640

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Pendejo

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1877 on: February 15, 2018, 05:28:46 AM »
 ;D

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TheZookie007

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1878 on: February 17, 2018, 12:25:00 AM »
Meanwhile in Australia:

"For the past week and a half, Australia has been talking about deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce's affair with his former staffer, Vikki Campion.

And then on Thursday afternoon, the prime minister made an announcement: the #bonkban was on.

After somberly announcing that the deputy PM had behaved extremely badly, "appalled all of us", and caused deep hurt to his family, Malcolm Turnbull went on to announce changes to the ministerial standards.

"I don't care whether they are married or single ... They must not have sexual relations with their staff," he said in an extraordinary press conference."

And that of course led to the Oz twitterati starting in. 

"Breaking: sex banned in parliament

LESS TO COME"
-- Michael Roddan

"If anyone needs clarifying what constitutes sex, as a lesbian I have the authority to tell you the answer is all of it. Yes even that. #bonkban"
-- Sally Rugg

"Sex? No thanks, we're Ministers"
-- Andrew Brown

"it is illegal to nut within 100km of parliament. harsh but fair"
-- J. R. Hennessy
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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Pendejo

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1879 on: February 17, 2018, 07:37:31 AM »
Well, she's no Monica Lewinsky  :P

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1880 on: February 19, 2018, 06:13:32 AM »

Well, she's no Monica Lewinsky  :P


That is true. :)

Meanwhile, it's President's Day weekend.

"Richard Nixon wasn't a very good president. I prefer presidents who don't get caught."

"Bill Clinton is married to a crooked, lying woman who has no stamina, used her private email account, was responsible for Benghazi, sold Uranium to the Russians, and she should be locked up. Also, he was the 42nd president."

"Barack Obama: No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!"

"Finally, Donald Trump is the smartest president ever. He uses the best words and has the most accomplishments. More than any of these other losers. Everyone says so."
 

-- Late Night with Seth Meyers: "Donald J. Trump's Guide to US Presidents, Vol. 1"
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )