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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1890 on: March 03, 2018, 06:04:58 AM »
Satire from The Borowitz Report: "Kushner Close to Obtaining Clearance for Other Government Facility"

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Just days after losing his top security clearance at the White House, Jared Kushner could soon be eligible to enter another high-security government facility, legal experts believe.

According to Davis Logsdon, a law professor at the University of Minnesota, Kushner could be on the verge of obtaining “long-term clearance” at this separate facility, which, like the White House, is owned and operated by the federal government.

Logsdon said that, although such a facility lacks some of the prestige of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Kushner would have access to government benefits there that far exceed what he has received as an unpaid adviser at the White House.

“All of his meals and housing would be fully paid for by the taxpayer,” Logsdon said. “And, if things play out the way some believe they will, Jared Kushner could be receiving these benefits for decades to come.”

While gaining entry to another government facility so soon after losing security clearance at the White House would represent an extraordinary comeback for Kushner, it would not come without a price, the law professor warned.

“Jared Kushner might have to put his plans to bring peace to the Middle East on hold,” he said.
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1891 on: March 08, 2018, 12:40:43 AM »
The profiteering continues.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1892 on: March 08, 2018, 07:04:48 AM »
The profiteering continues.

The resemblance.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1893 on: March 08, 2018, 11:46:03 AM »
Make her blonde and you have Ivanka and daddy Trump. (Sorry for the nightmares that may cause.)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1894 on: March 08, 2018, 06:07:42 PM »
Make her blonde and you have Ivanka and daddy Trump. (Sorry for the nightmares that may cause.)

You may have a point there.
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1895 on: March 12, 2018, 10:31:44 AM »
SMDH at the utter hypocrisy
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« Reply #1896 on: March 14, 2018, 03:26:50 AM »
Donnie Jr. being interviewed at a candy factory in PA
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1897 on: March 14, 2018, 04:54:21 PM »
Btw. who will be the official WH easter bunny in bunny costume this year?

Sean Spicer, alias Chemical Ali wants this job certainly back. He had already experience with Easter bunny costumes at WH in btw past.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1898 on: March 15, 2018, 11:20:09 PM »
The New Yorker: Satire from the Borowitz Report: "Vladimir Putin Concedes Defeat in Pennsylvania Special Election"

"Our social-media trolls did some of their finest work to put Rick Saccone over the top, but we were a day late and a ruble short," the Russian President said.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1899 on: March 18, 2018, 11:21:07 AM »
There's the faint possibility that the current occupant of the Oval is a criminal mastermind on a par with how SNL once portrayed Saint Ronnie, but that is doubtful.

Saturday Night Live Season 12 (1986): "President Reagan, Mastermind"
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« Reply #1900 on: March 27, 2018, 08:39:14 AM »
There were some questions that the interview missed. Luckily we have Colbert to take up the slack.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: "Stephen Interviews Anderson Cooper's Interview Of Stormy Daniels"


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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1901 on: March 28, 2018, 07:42:32 PM »
I thought it was interesting that she says he behave more appropriately after the spanking, and Colbert suggest to John Kelly that he now knows what to do about Trump!
Remember, life is too short to actually get annoyed about what someone you don’t know, don’t care about, and don’t like thinks about you and what you enjoy doing.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1902 on: March 29, 2018, 12:57:09 AM »
I thought it was interesting that she says he behave more appropriately after the spanking, and Colbert suggest to John Kelly that he now knows what to do about Trump!

Trevor Noah had a similar idea.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1903 on: March 29, 2018, 01:40:04 AM »
Demi Adejuyigbe set the Trump Departures to music, to help you keep them straight

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1904 on: March 29, 2018, 08:47:47 PM »
Demi Adejuyigbe set the Trump Departures to music, to help you keep them straight



March 27: "Chances are that someone left in the time it took to make this..."

March 28: "Fired Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin tells NPR's Morning Edition that political forces in the Trump administration want to privatize the VA — and that he was standing in the way.

'There are many political appointees in the VA that believe that we are moving in the wrong direction or weren't moving fast enough toward privatizing the VA,' he said. 'I think that it's essential for national security and for the country that we honor our commitment by having a strong VA. I was not against reforming VA, but I was against privatization.'

...Privatization has been the major issue at the department, and political appointees within the administration had been discussing removing Shulkin over the matter. Shulkin demurred from pointing a finger squarely at President Trump but described a VA riddled with political pressure and conflict.

Trump announced Wednesday that he was nominating his personal doctor, Rear Adm. Ronny L. Jackson, to replace Shulkin. Until Jackson is confirmed by the Senate, Trump said, Robert Wilkie of the Department of Defense will serve as acting secretary of the VA."
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )