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« Reply #1965 on: July 28, 2018, 07:17:37 AM »
Due to the continuing vandalism of El Presidente's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (no, I don't know how it got there), some kind volunteers have appeared to offer security.....

(from BJ Schwartz's Twitter account)

Nice. The future colour of AirForce One.

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« Reply #1966 on: August 06, 2018, 06:36:55 PM »
Over at Vox, Kate "McMansion Hell" Wagner rips into Betsy DeVos' "summer home"

"I donít know how much this house cost, but according to the topical website PriceyPads.com, the house has three bedrooms and 10 bathrooms, three kitchens, eight dishwashers, 13 porches, and an elevator. Something about that ratio of bedrooms to dishwashers seems off to me, but what would I, a mere wretch, too dumb and poor to avoid being exploited by the predatory cost of higher education, know?"

http://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/6/17654434/betsy-devos-yacht-mcmansion-hell
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« Reply #1967 on: August 06, 2018, 07:04:07 PM »
Reminds me somehow of this:


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« Reply #1968 on: August 13, 2018, 09:16:50 AM »
This is true.
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1969 on: August 20, 2018, 01:16:09 AM »
"It would be kinda funny if the Omarosa tapes are like the Phil Hartman SNL Reagan sketch."

-- MSNBC's Chris Hayes on Twitter

"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1970 on: August 21, 2018, 01:43:38 AM »
It still baffles me how he calls himself a lawyer, when he is behaving in such a lawless way to defend his even-more-lawless client.
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1971 on: August 21, 2018, 10:37:11 AM »
And he took down mafi bosses.
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« Reply #1972 on: August 22, 2018, 01:24:47 AM »
Someone on Twitter said that after his performance on Meet The Press, they should go back and review all the convictions he got on Mafia bosses, because now they are suspect. He's so bad at his job, he is really doing his client a disservice. It's not right or fair to his client to be so badly represented.
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1973 on: August 24, 2018, 12:54:45 AM »
Some "witch hunt", hmmm?
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Once ended the harvest, let none be beguiled
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1974 on: August 24, 2018, 07:52:39 PM »

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« Reply #1975 on: August 24, 2018, 10:18:09 PM »
« Last Edit: August 25, 2018, 04:22:41 AM by 3deroticer »
Remember, life is too short to actually get annoyed about what someone you donít know, donít care about, and donít like thinks about you and what you enjoy doing.

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« Reply #1976 on: August 25, 2018, 03:32:35 AM »
The jokes write themselves.

"But then, "[f]earful that the documents might be used against AMI," as AP puts it, Pecker and Howard took all the Trump pecker stuff out of the official pecker protector (safe, we mean safe), and now Trump's pecker is completely unprotected by the pecker protector. AP reports that nobody knows whether they burned Trump's pecker secrets, or whether they just put them somewhere a little more protector-y, like maybe in the garage.

"This is wild, because remember that Cohen tape? The one where Michael Cohen and Donald Trump were discussing buying back the rights to some of Trump's pecker secrets, just in case Trump's Pecker (David Pecker, that is) got thrown under Duncan Hunter's wife's bus? Well turns out there's a bunch of other Trump pecker secrets out there, just dangling around! (Unless they burned Trump's other pecker secrets.)

We Need To Talk About Trump's Pecker Protector
Evan Hurst, Wonkette
August 24, 2018

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Should make, all together, good cheer in the hall
Once ended the harvest, let none be beguiled
Please such as did help thee, man, woman and **09**."

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« Reply #1977 on: August 25, 2018, 06:51:46 PM »
I am laughing and crying at the same time...this man has brought so much shame to the Office of the President...
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1978 on: September 04, 2018, 03:51:01 AM »
"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush." -- Left of Y'all (and the link works now too! )

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« Reply #1979 on: September 05, 2018, 02:42:39 AM »
And a voice from on high said, "Damn, missed!"
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"In harvest time, harvest folk, servants and all
Should make, all together, good cheer in the hall
Once ended the harvest, let none be beguiled
Please such as did help thee, man, woman and **09**."

Thomas Tusser, Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry