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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #675 on: July 03, 2013, 10:03:31 PM »
Karl Marx disliked tea because all proper tea is theft.

Actually, it was Pierre-Joseph Proudhon who said that. In case gOOb ever needs to prove he is not a Marxist, we have evidence.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #676 on: July 11, 2013, 10:08:36 AM »
:)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #677 on: July 12, 2013, 04:51:58 AM »
 8)  Modified to comply with rules:
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #678 on: July 12, 2013, 08:31:36 AM »
Those last two made me really lol. I needed that.   :D
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #679 on: July 16, 2013, 07:54:19 PM »
Disco Hitler
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #680 on: July 20, 2013, 08:11:19 AM »
I hear she's trying to run for a seat in Congress that's been held by one of their friends for decades; in the last election, he won 75% of the vote, or close to that.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #681 on: July 20, 2013, 12:47:45 PM »
While we **82**.....

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #682 on: July 24, 2013, 03:20:04 AM »
 8)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #683 on: July 24, 2013, 08:01:26 AM »
No wars ? Tell that to the Serbians.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #684 on: July 24, 2013, 12:51:02 PM »
No wars ? Tell that to the Serbians.

Whoops!  ;D
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #685 on: July 25, 2013, 05:18:30 PM »
You butcher a few genocidal maniacs, lose a total of zero casualties; that isn't war.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #686 on: July 25, 2013, 11:35:54 PM »
You butcher a few genocidal maniacs, lose a total of zero casualties; that isn't war.

I guess the many people bombed in Belgrade don't count. Zero casualties ? We lost a pilot in a F-117 and one in a F-16 which got shot down. Guess they don't count. By your definition of not war I guess Desert Storm wasn't a war since we had so few casualties even though the Iraqis lost a boatload of people and materiel. So what is war ? I guess since Truman called Korea a " Police Action " that ain't war. Guess those of us who served have a different definition than those who haven't. Just because it is a small war it doesn't mean it ain't war. The Marine Corps recognized this years ago when they wrote " The small wars manual " in 1938 when they summarized and cataloged their actions from the Spanish - American through their wars in the Caribbean up to 1935 and has been updated to this day. The people at the receiving end of your bombs will probably think of it as war. And just because Congress hasn't declared war it doesn't mean it isn't war.   

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #687 on: July 26, 2013, 03:07:11 AM »
Two dead is an auto accident, not war.
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« Reply #688 on: July 27, 2013, 01:16:14 AM »
There is also the battle of Mogadishu.  Even made a movie about it.  18 American soldiers were killed and 73 wounded.  It was the deadliest battle involving US troops since the Vietnam war. 

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« Reply #689 on: July 27, 2013, 06:48:34 PM »
A man whose wit was matched only by the looseness of his tongue, the combative John Adams quickly acquired a hefty reputation for articulate jabs and razor-sharp put-downs at the expense of his allies and (numerous) rivals alike, including some of the most celebrated figures in American history (Bob Dole once described him as “an eighteenth-century Don Rickles”). Here are some of his best zingers.

1. On Benjamin Franklin

“His whole life has been one continued insult to good manners and to decency.”

2. On Alexander Hamilton

“That bastard brat of a Scottish peddler! His ambition, his restlessness and all his grandiose schemes come, I'm convinced, from a superabundance of secretions, which he couldn't find enough whores to absorb!”

(Hamilton certainly wasn't above returning the fire.)

3. On Thomas Paine's Common Sense

“What a poor, ignorant, malicious, crapulous mass.”

(For more on their relationship, head here.)

4. On George Washington

“That Washington is not a scholar is certain. That he is too illiterate, unlearned, unread for his station is equally beyond dispute.”

5. On the City of Philadelphia

“Phyladelphia [sic], with all its trade and wealth and regularity, is not Boston. The morals of our people are much better; their manners are more polite and agreeable... Our language is better, our taste is better, our persons are handsomer; our spirit is greater, our laws are wiser, our religion is better, our education is better. We exceed them in every thing, but in a market.”

6. On Thomas Jefferson

“His soul is poisoned with ambition.”


Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/51899/7-john-adams-greatest-insults#ixzz2aIDV27nh
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