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Meanwhile:
The Republican Dictionary of Words and PhrasesAUTHENTIC - used to describe a candidate who is unaware of current events, doesn't read a newspaper and is proud of it
CLASS WARFARE - a technique by which teachers, nurses, firemen, etc. are believed to be oppressing derivatives traders and CEOs
ELITES: insufferable, over-educated snobs who are not real Americans and may be French unlike George W. Bush (Yale, Harvard) and Mitt Romney (Harvard MBA & JD)
EMPOWER - if an American worker loses his pension or Social Security, he is empowered
FREE-MARKET CAPITALISM - the economic system by which Halliburton gets sole-source, cost-plus government contracts
GLOBAL WARMING - a hoax perpetuated by a worldwide conspiracy of biased scientists. Fortunately it is being combatted by right-wing foundations, oil companies, televangelists,
et al.JOB CREATORS - the truly creative engines of economic growth such as hedge-fund billionaires, real-estate flippers, mortgage-backed securities bundlers, leveraged buyout specialists, etc.
LEVEL PLAYING FIELD - what every lobbyist wants in the spirit of fairness. The only way to achieve it is to bribe politicians to award a sole-source contract to his client
LIBERAL - a satanic idealogue who is at once a socialist leveler, an elitist defender of privilege, an atheist and a secret Muslim
PATRIOT - someone who loves America more than he loves the majority of the people living therein
PRO-LIFE - the unconditional support of the first nine months of a human being's existence. After that, the same human being has the unconditional right to be executed, sent off to war or die without health insurance
REAL AMERICANS - the minority of Americans who look, think and act exactly as I do
TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK - give us what we want right now, even if we don't know what that is
TEA PARTY -people covered by Medicare who hate socialized medicine and the black man POTUS
WASHINGTON SPENDING - the bad sort of spending that doesn't go towards earmarks for campaign contributors, subsidies to big oil or the military's half-trillion dollar budget