[Palomine]

Only in America:

Every time Alan West opens his mouth it occurs to me that if he didn't exist, Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes would have had to invent him.

[TheZookie007]

Those damn Russkies...how dare they do this??

[gOOber]

 

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[TheZookie007]

Yeah, everyone loves pandas, but:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

And speaking of shooting:

BoingBoing: "How to Tell the Difference Between an Open-Carry Patriot and a Deranged Killer"

[gOOber]

The panda joke.

[pedonbio]

The importance of commas.   

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[rtpoe]

"Pressure on Obama to Quickly Resolve Centuries-Old Sunni-Shiite Conflict"

"All we ask of this President is that he do one thing: settle a religious conflict that has been going on for a millennium and a half," McConnell said. "What did he offer today? Nothing."

Speaker of the House John Boehner acknowledged that there was a possibility that Obama might find a way to resolve the centuries-old Sunni-Shiite conflict, but the Ohio Republican was not optimistic.

"This struggle between Sunnis and Shiites has been going on for almost fifteen hundred years," he said. "That means President Obama has had ample time to fix it."

[rtpoe]

So, Dick Cheney thinks he knows what should be done to fix the mess in Iraq? And not just because he helped start it??

[TheZookie007]

Indeed.

[pedonbio]

So, Dick Cheney thinks he knows what should be done to fix the mess in Iraq? And not just because he helped start it??

The best response to Cheney was on NPR's comedy program "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me": Remember that kid who always farted and tried to blame somebody else?

[TheZookie007]

Can't blame this one on Dubya; this is all O's doing.

[rtpoe]

Well.... the first part isn't really his doing, is it. And you can easily say that the Palestinians would rather not have missiles or tank rounds raining down on their civilians, either.

[SamV]

Unless your Hamas - then its great propaganda to show the world how evil Israel is.