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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1485 on: December 01, 2016, 05:40:58 PM »
Reporting Live from Saudi Arabia, this is CNN! Your number 1 trusted news source you sorry shits!
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1486 on: December 02, 2016, 10:48:50 PM »
Context, please. It's impossible to tell what is going on there. The source for that screen cap would be useful, too - especially since it doesn't look like the actual graphics CNN uses these days.

Meanwhile:
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1487 on: December 03, 2016, 01:02:32 AM »
Context, please. It's impossible to tell what is going on there. The source for that screen cap would be useful, too - especially since it doesn't look like the actual graphics CNN uses these days.

Oh, theres context there. Believe me. Its actually bigly.

I guess many do not remember this coverage.

The joke is there. Believe me.

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Meanwhile, here is Eric Cartmans reaction during the election night.

 ;D
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1488 on: December 04, 2016, 03:48:05 AM »
 :P
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1489 on: December 04, 2016, 07:37:27 PM »
 ::)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1490 on: December 04, 2016, 11:15:14 PM »
^ Same can be said for hard-core conservatives as well.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1491 on: December 05, 2016, 06:37:31 PM »
^ What about Centrists? The "middle of the road" people that actually make up most of America? :)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1492 on: December 06, 2016, 06:48:25 AM »
They are the ones that are slowly moving by going "Please don't notice me, Please don't notice me."
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1493 on: December 08, 2016, 09:38:57 PM »
Matt Wueker, Politico:
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1494 on: December 08, 2016, 09:45:24 PM »
 :P
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1495 on: December 12, 2016, 04:26:08 PM »
Election "hacker" identified..
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1496 on: December 12, 2016, 06:38:51 PM »
Looking for that one perfect ornament to complete your Christmas tree?

If you've got $157.91, you can get a "Make America Great Again" cap ornament on Amazon! Crafted from solid brass and finished in 14K gold, it's sure to make any tree stand out.

Better hurry, there aren't many left!

The reviews are in:

"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge. I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right." - Simon Webb

"It keeps trying to deport my nativity scene!" - whitequeen

"My office puts up a tree every year and we pool resources to get a really nice ornament, usually on the pricey side. For example, 8 years ago we got a really nice, hand crafted ornament from Hawaii. We liked it so much, we decided to get another one just like it 4 years later. Well, this year we all got together and chose a sedate, classy ornament from a shop in New York. My New York friends swore by their work and so we voted and chose it.  But then this red and gold POS showed up in the mail and we can't figure out why! We went through the vote hat again and we definitely voted for the New York piece with overwhelming numbers. I'm a bit worried that our manager, who thinks he's special and soooo sELECTIVE, might have gone over our heads and ordered this one instead. It turns out we can't get a refund and now we're stuck with the ugly thing. We put it on the side of the tree facing the wall, but it must be bewitched or something because it keeps reappearing at the top of the tree every morning! We found our angel topper in the corner crying. We don't know what happened and she says she's afraid to tell us =/ " - Tacitus Lector

"...As he sits there perched at the top (though he can't decide whether it's staying there or going to live on one of the larger inner branches where he has more space he controls completely), he's bringing to power in our tree nation all these hideous white hood, swastika, and confederate flag ornaments that are attacking and bullying ornaments of color, the ornaments representing different religions, pearlescent white ally ornaments, the rainbow ornaments and any other ornaments that don't look like these haters of diversity. They're lighting cross ornaments on fire and the orange leader and his chief ornament hate the baby Jesus and Mary ornaments!" - Dhana Chandler

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1497 on: December 13, 2016, 04:51:00 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1498 on: December 13, 2016, 09:38:34 PM »

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1499 on: December 13, 2016, 09:58:38 PM »
From Deviant Art's JollyJack:
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The last fling of winter is over ...  The earth, the soil itself, has a dreaming quality about it.  It is warm now to the touch; it has come alive; it hides secrets that in a moment, in a little while, it will tell.
-  Donald Culross Peattie