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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1545 on: January 28, 2017, 08:58:15 PM »
BACK FROM HELL!

Hillary is back folks!

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"Hillary Clinton is considering another run for president – and is mulling the idea of launching a television talk show to soften the ground for 2020."

Launching a TV program now would make her America's second-oldest female news or talk show host on the small screen, after only Joy Behar of 'The View.'

Imitation is the highest form of flattery indeed.  ::)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1546 on: January 30, 2017, 05:16:08 PM »
Anyone need?

Yes. Your president does.
Still whining about popular vote and underattended inauguration...
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1547 on: January 30, 2017, 05:29:59 PM »
Anyone need?

Yes. Your president does.

Yes, too many people that want to appeal him try to crawl into his ass... that's funny politics indeed.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1548 on: January 30, 2017, 09:13:40 PM »
There's another thread for the serious stuff.... Though these days, it's hard to tell what's serious and what's fantasy.... maybe we'll wake up and this will all turn out to have been a long national nightmare....

Anyway, back to the satire.

Some recent pieces from Andy Borowitz:

Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan’s Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines

Doctors believe that both men’s ability to stand, walk, and even break into a brisk trot when confronted by reporters’ questions is "virtually inexplicable."

Disturbed Man Gets Past White House Security, Gives Press Conference

The man unloaded a delusional and paranoid rant that left a room full of experienced reporters shaken.

And Tom Toles:

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1549 on: January 31, 2017, 03:00:08 AM »

Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan’s Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines

Doctors believe that both men’s ability to stand, walk, and even break into a brisk trot when confronted by reporters’ questions is "virtually inexplicable."


That's not too difficult.
Kraken don't have spines.
Kraken can even walk on solid ground and have an way of alternative intelligence ...
And in water they are even very fast and can easily fog the view of others.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1550 on: January 31, 2017, 07:37:44 AM »
@altrights: Shouldn't Trumpel first start to buy American and hire American before he tells anybody else what they should and not should do?

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1551 on: February 01, 2017, 09:39:39 PM »
People have been sneaking edits into Wikipedia. Replacing the basic photo of Sean Spicer with one of Muhammad Saeed "Baghdad Bob" al-Sahhaf..... Referring to Sally Yates as a "goddam American Hero", and her replacement as "another sock puppet".

Of course, these edits are deleted almost as fast as they are put up. So you have to move fast if you want to see something like this amended list of the types of invertebrates:
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1552 on: February 01, 2017, 11:33:18 PM »
People have been sneaking edits into Wikipedia. Replacing the basic photo of Sean Spicer with one of Muhammad Saeed "Baghdad Bob" al-Sahhaf..... Referring to Sally Yates as a "goddam American Hero", and her replacement as "another sock puppet".

Of course, these edits are deleted almost as fast as they are put up. So you have to move fast if you want to see something like this amended list of the types of invertebrates:

In Wikipedia you can do history version comparisons. You should be able to see it also after it was reverted.

Point is that a widely known and accepted nick name "Baghdad Bob" is part of Sean Spicers biography now and therefore should not be deleted.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1553 on: February 02, 2017, 09:42:35 PM »
It's probably a good thing that El Presidente likes to show off the Executive Orders he's signed.

It's so easy to replace the text with something else.....
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1554 on: February 04, 2017, 04:29:08 AM »
It's probably a good thing that El Presidente likes to show off the Executive Orders he's signed.

It's so easy to replace the text with something else.....

I can read it: "Herby, me, the best president of the United States ever, the most rich, beautiful, sexy and intelligent human being ever, the mightiest man on earth ever will seize complete power over the US and later about the whole world. The senate, congress and justice are discontinued. Now you can kiss my feet. Exceutive order signed: D. Trumpel (call me "The Godfather" or "Lucky" whatever you prefer)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1555 on: February 04, 2017, 06:01:49 AM »
This seems about right.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1556 on: February 05, 2017, 04:09:56 PM »
I think its important to be able to laugh at yourself or laugh at "your side" and show you can actually put yourself in the other sides shoes. Instead of just being a straight jackass all the time and calling anyone who disagrees with you: "racist, sexist, hate speech!" People shouldnt hold signs that say "love trumps hate" and then spew hate towards the opposite party while NEVER acknowledging their own parties faults.  ;)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1557 on: February 06, 2017, 07:33:07 PM »
NEVER FORGET 9-24-16!!!!  THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE!!!

http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400869287
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1558 on: February 07, 2017, 12:52:23 AM »
NEVER FORGET 9-24-16!!!!  THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE!!!

http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400869287

Is this potentially Kellyanne Can-no-way and Baghdad Sean source of alternative information?
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1559 on: February 07, 2017, 12:59:39 PM »
The opposite of funny:


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