So a TV comic in the Netherlands decided to respond to Trump's "America First" bit by putting together a little video - in a style mocking Trump's manner of speaking - asking if the Netherlands could be second.
The idea took off, and comics from all over Europe have been putting together their own videos highlighting the aspects of their own countries (women, big buildings, walls, no taxes, no Mexicans...) that should appeal to El Presidente.
I can't link to them directly, since so far all the ones I've seen have occasional shots of people a little too young to appear here.
But I can give you a web page that's "collecting" all of them.
Who Wants to be Second: "Come to EU. It's huge. It's the greatest EU in the world!"
Lithuania's modest, they will settle for third....
I note that YouTube has a number of videos that aren't yet linked to this main site. Australia and Kazakhstan, for example. They are probably appearing faster than the site can keep up.