[TheZookie007]

I guess not?

[andrat2000]

Architect and researcher Ronald Rael has proposed some out-of-the-box ideas for the border wall:

1. Solar panels! Generate clean, renewable energy!
2. A giant xylophone! Use tuned metal slats in the wall, so people can play music on it.
3. A library! The Haskell Free Library and Opera House was deliberately built right on the border between Vermont and Quebec. Make a section of the US-Mexico wall into bookshelves!
4. A Cactus wall! Plant a dense thicket of cacti that are native to the area. Animals can get through, but people? Ouch!

Oh fuck, he'll make a golden wall with his name on it.

His name is so short ... maybe just enough for 25 yards ...

[rtpoe]

Who Sean Spicer is really working for:

(photo collage by me)

[andrat2000]

Who Sean Spicer is really working for:

(photo collage by me)

Thought he works for them. The little guy being Steve Bannon, the wannabe emperor and his goon with the helmet who wants to hide his yellow hair.

[Hiram]

(photo collage by me)

That is definitely Jean-Claude Juncker

[TheZookie007]

Gotta laugh or else you'll cry...

[andrat2000]

Gotta laugh or else you'll cry...

No problem. Russia fixed this gender issue short after MOAB was developed. They created a bomb called ATBIP with 25% less weight but 4* the TNT equivalent of MOAB. The Nick name is "Father of all bombs".

Just asune Trumpet had access to that - he'd love it!

[rtpoe]

So planning is underway for El Presidente's official state visit to the UK in October....

He's causing problems with security by demanding that he get to ride in Her Majesty's Royal Carriage (officially, the "Diamond Jubilee State Coach" - which is covered in gold leaf and has jewel-encrusted door handles, but has no security features other than bullet-proof glass).

"UK security sources have warned that it poses a "monster" security operation, according to a Times report, leading to a lockdown of areas in central London. The Metropolitan Police are preparing for one of the largest public order operations in years, as hundreds of thousands of people are expected to come to Westminster to protest at Trump's state visit, which was postponed from earlier this year." (source)

[TheZookie007]

Let him bring his own baby carriage and ride in it instead of demanding that his hosts give up theirs.

What a louse.

[andrat2000]

Let him bring his own baby carriage and ride in it instead of demanding that his hosts give up theirs.

What a louse.

Someone famous yesterday said: "If he begs for being killed, he should do it."

And this person is kind of a Trumpel supporter.

[TheZookie007]

Hey, it may just work...

"Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad"

The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria.

The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace, and “dragging him out of Damascus by his arms.” The contract also notes that Assad should be “asked several times, politely” to give up his seat of power, though if he refuses, United workers should bloody his nose up a bit, according to the posting at FedBizOpps.

The award comes just days after President Donald Trump authorized the launch of cruise missiles at a Syrian air base, in response to Assad’s use of chemical weapons. Two Navy ships launched 59 Tomahawk missiles into Syria, which destroyed roughly 20% of its operational aircraft and a Green Beans Coffee shop being used by the Russian army.

Soon after the strikes, some in the Trump White House began calling for regime change in Syria. Nikki Haley, the US ambassador to the United Nations, told reporters that peace in Syria “could not be achieved” with Assad remaining in power.

Though US military officials have struggled in recent months with a plan for removing Assad, United Airlines cleared its final hurdle for the military’s request for proposal on Monday, when it ordered police officers to forcibly remove a passenger from a flight that was overbooked.

[TheZookie007]

The New Yorker's The Borowitz Report: "North Korea Offers Unconditional Surrender After Mike Pence Angrily Squints at It"

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a major foreign-policy coup for the Trump Administration, North Korea offered to unconditionally abandon its nuclear program on Monday, after Mike Pence spent several minutes angrily squinting at the nation from just across the border.

Warning North Korea that the United States had jettisoned its policy of “strategic patience” and that “all options were on the table,” Pence fixed his steely glare on the isolated Communist nation and began furiously staring it down.

After Pence spent between five and six minutes demonstrating U.S. resolve by squinting indignantly, the government in Pyongyang released a statement indicating that North Korea’s nuclear ambitions were a thing of the past.

“We will henceforth abandon our nuclear program and dismantle all existing nuclear facilities,” read the official statement from North Korean President Kim Jong-un. “In exchange, we request that Mike Pence stop giving us that really mean look.”

Moments after the North Korean statement, Pence ordered his facial muscles to stand down, and the Vice-President’s face assumed a peacetime footing.

[rtpoe]

So Trump signed another Executive Order, this one about "Buying American":

"We’re going to do everything in our power to make sure more products are stamped with those wonderful words "Made in the USA" […] For too long we’ve watched as our factories have been closed and our jobs have been sent to faraway lands," he bragged.

What the order really does is direct federal agencies to crack down on fraud and abuse in the H-1B visa program, which is heavily used by technology companies. And it directs the federal government to fully enforce federal guidelines prioritizing the use of American firms and goods in federal projects. More talk than anything else.

And, by the way, how about leading by example, Mr. President?

[andrat2000]

Trumpel the biggest "liar" of all times:



Literally all products on this bed of a Trumpel Hotel including the TV (mexican) is made outside the US. Can't link to the original article to avoid rules violation. Go find it yourself.

[TheZookie007]

If the stakes weren't so high, this would be hilarious. "Hypocrite" doesn't even begin to cover the depths of depravity of this man and all the enablers around him, especially his complicit daughter and his equally incompetent and corrupt son-in-law.