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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1770 on: August 26, 2017, 02:07:30 PM »
Yep, it's always dimmer during an eclipse.  ;)

Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1771 on: August 26, 2017, 02:46:23 PM »
Yep, it's always dimmer during an eclipse.  ;)

Well. Alt-Right success were always extremistic nazi propaganda memes. Only thing is ... they have no clue of the real world, why should they know astronimic truths since they believe in fake news all the time anyway. They are dumb as a bucket of shrimp. They even believe their "white" sun can eclipse the "black" moon, that's what the picture is saying ... ha ha ha.
For this kind of dumbness I really feel sorry for them.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1772 on: August 26, 2017, 10:50:27 PM »
And eclipses are temporary things anyway.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1773 on: August 27, 2017, 04:50:05 AM »
And eclipses are temporary things anyway.

The one of the apocalyse, too? Germany had 12 years of such an eclipse already and now the promise to not repeat it.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1774 on: August 27, 2017, 08:37:30 PM »
That hard to take a joke huh? Just dissect the holy hell out of it to give each other smiles!

....  :-X
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1775 on: August 28, 2017, 05:49:14 PM »
 ;D
Size doesn't matter, as long as it's HUGE!!

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1776 on: August 28, 2017, 07:15:36 PM »
And you can look it up.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1777 on: August 28, 2017, 10:26:17 PM »
Every single member of the Royal Family served. Elizabeth in World War II, her son Andrew in the Falklands, her son Charles in the Royal Navy, her grandsons Wills and Harry in Afghanistan.

Say what you want about them, they do put their money where their mouth is.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1778 on: August 28, 2017, 11:10:02 PM »
And you can look it up.




And how many years has any of the Obama or Clinton families served in the armed forces ? Let's not go there, OK ?  >:(

Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1779 on: August 28, 2017, 11:25:49 PM »
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1780 on: September 04, 2017, 07:17:21 PM »
Jokes they're telling in Mexico about Trump

http://extranewsfeed.com/12-americans-walk-into-a-mexican-bar-54ee76848f8a

Allan Isaac went south of the border to collect the best Donald Trump jokes circulating in this country of “rapists and criminals”.

"In fact, just like the Americans who have flocked to this laid-back beach town (Tulum) for the long Labor Day weekend, the natives would prefer to tell jokes about The Donald — some predictable, some sophomoric, many delightfully self-deprecating— than to spend one minute worrying about the man they call “La Broma En Naranja.” The Orange Joke."

Why are Muslims so worried about Trump deporting Mexicans?
Because once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.

Did you hear about the new film starring Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio?
It’s call The Three Ami-Egos.

What do Trump’s hair and a Tulum thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.

What does Donald Trump call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

What is Gringo Donald’s favorite place to shop?
Wall-mart. (Some had the punchline as “A Mexican Wallmart.”)

What did Donald Trump do right before he tried to deport Mexicans?
Made sure his lawns were mowed, his pools were cleaned, and his beds were made.

What did The Donald yell when his Mexican houseboy tried to put out a fire in Trump Tower using the wrong extinguisher?
No way, Hose A!

Why does President Trump like extra cheese on his tacos?
Because it will make a Mexican grate again.

How much money is Donald Trump worth?
Not sure, but El Chapo offered $100 million dollars for his body, dead or alive.

Did you hear that Ivanka Trump is starring in a new Disney film?
It’s called The Snow White Supremacist.

How is Donald Trump going to create a Mexican middle class?
By paying millions of them to cheer at his fake rallies.

Why doesn’t Donald Trump sweat like a Mexican?
Because he has such huuuuge fans!

What’s Donald Trump’s favorite nation?
Discrimination.

Did you hear the joke about Trump and the Mexican wall?
Never mind, you’ll never get over it.

Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, and Paul Ryan are on a boat together. They all fall in. Who gets saved?
The Mexicans.

How does Donald Trump plan to deport 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by Juan.

Did you hear that Trump just passed the Great American Telephone Act?
It makes it illegal to press 2 for Spanish.

What did Trump say when the Mexican reporter asked him about his tax returns?
Nacho business.

How did the Mexican magician make Donald Trump disappear?
He counted “uno,” “dos,” and on the count of three, POOF, the president disappeared without a tres.

And the biggest joke of all here in Tulum:
“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.” –DJT
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1781 on: September 10, 2017, 10:29:21 PM »
 :P
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1782 on: September 11, 2017, 10:49:23 PM »
 :D
Dark Brandon quietly doing his job:

Highest Inflation in 40yrs
Highest Gas Prices Ever
Forced Vax on Millions of healthy Americans
Highest Mortgage rates in 15yrs
Most Illegal Border Crossings in US History
Loss of Energy Independence
High Taxes
High Crime
Afghanistan Disaster
Nordstream 2 Pipeline
Hunter Corruption/Treason
Vacations > Ohio Train Derailment, Maui Fires
WW3
America LAST

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1783 on: September 12, 2017, 10:10:54 PM »
Hillary Clinton's next books (courtesy Wonkette):

1,001 Pictures of My Double Turbo-Fingers

Which Part of “He’s a Russian Puppet” Did You Dipsquats Not Understand?

Suck It: A Guide to the Cocktails I Drink Now That I No Longer Have to Be Polite to Doucheschooners Like Chris Cillizza

Eat It: A Recipe Book of Cookies I Never Baked and Never Fucking Will

Seriously, Go Fuck Yourselves

I Am Coming to Cram Feminism Into All of Your Video Games

A Loser Cries What? How I Learned Everything about Football in One Month So I Could Infiltrate Sean Hannity’s Fantasy League and Spank Him Like the Infant He Is

Also I Can Beat You at Pool

His Go-to Karaoke Song Is Stacey Q’s “Two of Hearts”: All the Intelligence My State Department Gathered on Putin

Any of You Jacksmacks Still Want to Talk about E-Mails?

Have I Mentioned Go Fuck Yourselves? Because Go Fuck Yourselves

Thoughts Had While Staring at Trey Gowdy’s Head for Eleven Hours

Some Excellent Benghazi Questions You Bozos Never Even Thought Of, Presented with Answers, Charts and Footnotes

How Headbands Work: Have None of You Dickwimples Ever Grown out Your Bangs?

Oh, You Wealthy White Suburbanites Would Like a Leader Savvy Enough to Deal with Kim Jong-un Now? Good Luck with That, Pinot Breath

Hillareading the Clues: A Series of Murder Mysteries Set in Washington, DC and Arkansas Just to Fuck with Your Heads

Advanced Maintenance for Your Vintage Harley: You’re Goddamned Right I Can Do That Too

Jesus Christ, Would it Have Killed You to Cover Trump’s Extensive RICO Network for 30 Seconds?

Now That You Have Struck Me Down I Am More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine


By the way, she bought pizza (had it delivered) to people waiting in line to buy her book at the Union Square NYC Barnes & Noble.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1784 on: September 13, 2017, 12:37:57 AM »
E! Online: "Ted Cruz's Twitter Account Likes Pornographic Video—and Twitter Has a Field Day"

Watch him pull the "an intern did it" or the "I was hax0rred" line...

"No one cares if you liked a porn clip. But if you’re a puritanical asshat who tried to ban dildos and campaigns on the back of ‘family values,’ then yeah, I’ll point and laugh when you get busted whacking it on 9/11."
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