Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1785 on: September 13, 2017, 07:47:07 PM »
Save yourself the trouble. Its pretty simple.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1786 on: September 16, 2017, 05:37:41 PM »
The New Yorker: Satire from The Borowitz Report: White House Rejects Supremacist Label: “No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove White People Are Not Superior”

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Upbraiding the ESPN anchor Jemele Hill for calling Donald Trump a “white supremacist,” the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said on Wednesday that “no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior.”

“It’s grossly unfair that Ms. Hill sought to portray Donald Trump as an upholder of white supremacy, when everything he says or does directly undermines that whole concept,” Sanders said. “Anyone who thinks that Donald Trump is on some mission to make white people look good hasn’t been paying attention.”

Sanders urged the ESPN anchor to “do her homework” on Trump before making baseless allegations. “Read his tweets,” she said. “Listen to his speeches. If you still think Donald Trump is trying to prove that white people are superior, I tip my hat to you.”

Ending on a personal note, Sanders said that she was “a hundred-per-cent sure” that her boss is not a white supremacist. “Donald Trump cannot even spell the word ‘supremacist,’ ” she said.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1787 on: September 16, 2017, 07:19:52 PM »
the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said on Wednesday that “no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior.”


It's hard to admit but Sarah Huckabee Sanders is absolutely right!

Trumpel showed that white people are dumb, very dumb if others see him as a role model of white people. He's the evidence.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1788 on: September 16, 2017, 08:04:45 PM »


It's hard to admit but Sarah Huckabee Sanders is absolutely right!


Just to emphasize: The New Yorker's The Borowitz Report is a satirical column. :)
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1789 on: September 17, 2017, 11:59:59 AM »


It's hard to admit but Sarah Huckabee Sanders is absolutely right!


Just to emphasize: The New Yorker's The Borowitz Report is a satirical column. :)

Damn. It sounded so realistic.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1790 on: September 19, 2017, 12:08:47 AM »
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1791 on: September 19, 2017, 01:00:35 AM »
^ Who?

If you want to bash Trump, go right ahead, but at least respect the thread topic and make it funny. Here, let me help out a bit....
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1792 on: September 21, 2017, 12:50:03 AM »
OK, I'll give you that. The GIF of Trump throwing a tantrum is great!

Anyway, the link goes to a photo of President Obama meeting with Elton John, who had a hit with the song "Rocket Man", which became Trump's nickname for Kim Jong Un for no apparent reason.

Pete Souza was an official White House photographer in the Obama administration. Now that he's out of that role, he's been sharing many of those photos on his Instagram feed, often in a way that subtly "trolls" Trump. For example, after Trump went to Houston and spoke to a group of SUVs and firetrucks in Corpus Christi TX, Souza responded by sharing photos of Obama meeting with people affected by Sandy and a devastating tornado in Joplin MO.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1793 on: September 23, 2017, 01:34:25 AM »
Why do they keep making these?
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1794 on: September 23, 2017, 11:02:57 AM »
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1795 on: September 24, 2017, 09:49:16 PM »
Regarding Steph Curry and the current occupant of the White House: a point that many seemingly cannot  (or refuse to) grasp.
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1796 on: September 27, 2017, 02:23:11 AM »
Science fiction
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1797 on: September 27, 2017, 04:10:16 AM »
^ BIZARRO TRUMP!
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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1798 on: September 27, 2017, 04:09:10 PM »
According to traditional "everything backwards" Bizarro rules, Bizarro Donald Trump would be Barack Obama.

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Re: Funny Politics
« Reply #1799 on: September 30, 2017, 03:41:59 AM »
Ya know, it's not like they didn't see Maria coming. There was enough time to get ready to sign orders and load up ships and planes with supplies.
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Every year, in November, at the season that follows on the hour of the dead, the crowning and majestic hour of autumn, reverently I go to visit the chrysanthemums in the places where chance offers them to my sight.

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