Oh man, Carter Page's testimony before the House Intelligence Committee is a laugh riot!
He claims the Steele Dossier made him "radioactive". And because of that "dodgy dossier" (his term), he doesn't feel safe anymore. He can't remember who he met with on his visits to Russia, or even if they really had an actual meeting or just passed each other on the street. He has no fixed abode because of "terrorist threats":
MR. SWALWELL: Where do you currently live?
MR. PAGE: I have - due to the terrorist threats -
MR. SWALWELL: No. Where do you live?
MR. PAGE: I don't have any set address right now.Apparently, he keeps crashing on people's couches - but he can't remember any of their names.
He went to Russia in December of last year, and may or may not have stopped off in London on the way there or on the way back - he doesn't remember. But whatever the case, he certainly didn't meet with any Russians there!
Then Rep. Adam Schiff asked him about a trip to Brussels, and Page answered about a trip to Budapest. When pressed, he can't remember where he stayed (in Budapest, not Brussels), or what he talked about with the officials he met there.
Then more whining about death threats and the like.
Seriously, read some excerpts. It's nuts.
http://wonkette.com/625405/lets-read-carter-pages-batshit-testimony-together-while-wonkette-liveblogs-itThe President's reaction: