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rtpoe

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Best US city for strip clubs
« on: August 29, 2014, 02:51:52 AM »
I live just outside NYC, so that one doesn't matter.

I've been to Las Vegas a couple of times; I am somewhat familiar with the scene there.

Having checked off those two, what's the best US city for strip clubs?

I've got a vacation to plan....
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pedonbio

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2014, 08:58:02 AM »
Goodness! Why have we not addressed this topic before?

Just asking, though--Do you want to limit this to U.S. cities, or can we go a bit over the border? I've heard good things about Toronto.
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rtpoe

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2014, 03:40:57 AM »
Toronto and other "just over the border" cities are OK.

I recently spent a few days in Baltimore on vacation (I wanted to see what a first-place baseball team looked like), and I took the time to check out the club scene there.

Almost all the clubs are in "The Block", a short section of E. Baltimore St. in the downtown area (walking distance from the Inner Harbor). The most important thing is that local ordinances set closing time for the clubs at 2 am. The second most important thing (as far as I can tell) is that while the dancers can get completely nude on stage, when it comes to lap/table/private dances, they have to keep all the important bits - even nipples - covered.

So keep in mind that local laws will be a factor in the decision. Not that they are good or bad, just that you need to check them in advance so you don't get surprised.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2014, 11:23:59 PM »
True confession: I've never been to a strip club in my life. Don't judge me.
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pedonbio

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2014, 08:22:20 AM »
Since you asked, I regret to say that Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland are all presently flops in the strip club business, let alone the big boob strip club business. All three cities used to be pretty good; remember, Danni Ash started here. But since about 1995 none of those three cities have had any reliable big boob clubs. In Seattle the best of the lot, Lusty Lady on First Avenue, closed five years ago. What's left are three Deja Vu clubs and a few one-offs that occasionally have guest artists.
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Robin_K

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2014, 07:00:09 PM »
I've always found LA exceptional -- you have to seek out the really good, smaller clubs with zero advertising budgets. But I haven't been back in years, so it all may have changed.

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2014, 03:16:50 AM »
Just for fun, I'm going the other way with this reply.  In college, we frequented lovely places called the Cave and Big Earls.  A review of Big Earl's summed it up-"Absolutely filthy.  Possibly the first strip club I went to as a youthful adult.  Dark, smelly, hot, and I think you could BYOB.  Not-so-attractive girls dancing for your pleasure(some with track marks).  Classy.  A real gem.  I gave it five stars for actually surviving in such  poor conditions.  May Big Earl prosper and continue to brighten lives."  I would add that in addition to track marks some had bullet wounds.
So in conclusion, anyone can go to good strip clubs.  I'm saying go to DES MOINES!

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pedonbio

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 06:02:53 PM »
Just for fun, I'm going the other way with this reply.  In college, we frequented lovely places called the Cave and Big Earls.  A review of Big Earl's summed it up-"Absolutely filthy.  Possibly the first strip club I went to as a youthful adult.  Dark, smelly, hot, and I think you could BYOB.  Not-so-attractive girls dancing for your pleasure(some with track marks).  Classy.  A real gem.  I gave it five stars for actually surviving in such  poor conditions.  May Big Earl prosper and continue to brighten lives."  I would add that in addition to track marks some had bullet wounds.
So in conclusion, anyone can go to good strip clubs.  I'm saying go to DES MOINES!

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Re: Best US city for strip clubs
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 03:07:23 AM »
Beasteve, I like your style. Please contribute more.
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