Just for fun, I'm going the other way with this reply. In college, we frequented lovely places called the Cave and Big Earls. A review of Big Earl's summed it up-"Absolutely filthy. Possibly the first strip club I went to as a youthful adult. Dark, smelly, hot, and I think you could BYOB. Not-so-attractive girls dancing for your pleasure(some with track marks). Classy. A real gem. I gave it five stars for actually surviving in such poor conditions. May Big Earl prosper and continue to brighten lives." I would add that in addition to track marks some had bullet wounds.So in conclusion, anyone can go to good strip clubs. I'm saying go to DES MOINES!
Beasteve, I like your style. Please contribute more.