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Famous last words
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:31:45 PM »
"I've had a hell of a lot of fun, and I've enjoyed it, every minute of it."

--Errol Flynn

Disclaimer: A few sites (and at least one book) claim that was actually from a 1958 CBC Radio interview, which imo sounds more plausible than them being his last words.
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 09:38:40 PM »
"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"

--Keith Moon
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2014, 03:13:20 AM »
"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way for simple bullets. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. All right, my man; go to your place."

— General John Sedgwick just before being shot in the head by a sniper
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2014, 10:05:55 PM »
 Drummer Buddy Rich died after surgery in 1987. As he was being prepped for surgery, a nurse asked him, “Is there anything you can’t take?” Rich replied, “Yeah, country music.”
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Liam

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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 02:02:29 AM »
"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"

--Keith Moon

This is a picture of Keith Moon and his girlfriend (age 23) the last night he was alive.  I had intended to post a picture with each quote, preferably the last or close to last one taken of the person before they died.  But I forgot the 1-1-1 rule would require me to space out my posts in order to do that.  Wikipedia details his last night, and the meaning of his last words, better than I can.
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2014, 08:20:58 PM »
"That guy's gotta stop... He'll see us"

--James Dean
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2014, 10:07:17 PM »
"Pardon me sir, I meant not to do it"
--Marie Antoinette
She had accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner when going up to the guillotine.
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2014, 06:59:58 PM »
"Jefferson survives."

-- 90-year-old John Adams, who died on July 4, 1826 in Quincy, Massachusetts -- five hours after 82-year-old Thomas Jefferson had died, in Charlottesville, Virginia.
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2015, 12:11:49 PM »
"I wasn't done."

--rocket engineer and occultist Jack Parsons after the explosion in his home laboratory.   
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2015, 10:52:32 PM »
"To you that have grown rich from the sweat of my brow while keeping myself and my family in misery, I ask only that from those profits you find the funds to pay for my funeral. I salute you while I break my pen."

--adventure novelist Emilio Salgari, the letter he sent to his publisher, before taking his own life by imitating the Japanese ritual of seppuku.   
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2015, 12:36:33 PM »
"That was a great game of golf, fellas."

--Bing Crosby, before dropping dead of a heart attack as he and his group walked back to the clubhouse.  (At La Moraleja Golf Course near Madrid, Spain.)
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2015, 09:36:08 PM »
Elvis: I'm going to the bathroom to read.
His girlfriend: Ok, but don't fall asleep.
Elvis: Ok, I won't.
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2015, 10:24:48 PM »
Actor George Sanders' suicide note:

"Dear World. I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool.  Good luck."
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The last fling of winter is over ...  The earth, the soil itself, has a dreaming quality about it.  It is warm now to the touch; it has come alive; it hides secrets that in a moment, in a little while, it will tell.
-  Donald Culross Peattie

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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2015, 10:39:58 PM »
The last words on every cockpit voice recorder just before the crash:

"Oh, shit!"
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2015, 03:36:04 PM »
"Hey, watch this!"

--usually attributed to stereotypical dumb southern rednecks.
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