HELLO Y'ALL!!!
I'm Buffie. Nice to meet ya.
New to the BEA, not new to boob expansion in general. Looks like everyone here is groovy, open-minded, keen and all about le grande boobs, uh duh, course you are.
I'm currently a flat-chested 1700cc saline slinger, and on March 11th I will become a voluptuous 3500cc silicone mama. But you can read all about that in an earlier post on the 'unknown huge boobs' thread.
More importantly, it's bitchin to find a forum like this! I dig it and I hope some of you dig me and enjoy cute, confident Big Beautiful Women (BBW's) with giant knockers who like to show them off.
A little about me... Once upon a time I was barely a B cup. Boo hoo hooo... Then one day, the boob fairy came to me and said "Buffie, you now have boobs" and *poof* I awoke with a G cup. Fuckin a! I was rockin huge, or so I thought. Then I see pics of Chelsea and Melonie and Keisha and Sable and Vixen and Maxi and Minka and suddenly I was a carpenter's dream again! Drat! That simply wouldn't do!
So later, Buffie whined to the boob fairy "Why you being so stingy, **33**? Gimme more!" And she said "Miss Buffie, you must wait at least 4 years while I track down some damn implants because your stupid American government (She's a Swiss fairy) is being a pain in my ass!!!!"
Tick tock tick tock tick tock... and 4 years passed...
The boob fairy again came to Buffie and said "At last!!! I have found the promised land and they look good. Unfortunately they are in France and need a plane ride to the USA without the trolls at customs poking at em with sharp pointy stuff- they are SO nosey."
Through the magic of SP from back home, Buffie's 18 lbs of boobs arrived on US soil unharmed, unpoked and undetected. Let's just leave it at that, mmmkay?
Thank you to Melonie, Sable and SP for all your information, support and uhh magic.
3 weeks ago, marveling at Keisha and her totally badass boobs, I found out she lives in KC, like me. She turned me on to her wonderful surgeon, Dr. Baeke (prounounced Bake E). So just a few weeks from now, the boob fairy will pay me another visit, leaving behind a newly endowed Buffie! Buffie rawked before and she shall rawk again, FINALLY!
I'm so freakin excited I can't hardly stand it. How about y'all?
Attached is a recent pic of what I'm packin now, which isn't much but that's all gonna change very soon.
Ohkay, well, that's pretty much all I have to say. For now, anyhow. Everyone have a Hooter-ific day and be nice to boobs and Buffie, too.
Buh for now!
~Buffie