[HandyRefuse]

Found this in today's **29** news section at IMDB...seems to me that she has said something like this before, but I could be wrong.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Doesn't Understand Breasts

Perky actress Jennifer Love Hewitt finds the fascination with breasts bizarre. She says, "I think it's hysterical, to be honest. I really don't get the fascination with boobs. I really don't understand. I mean they're just...fat. There's nothing interesting about them. Sure they look good in the right dress, but why obsess about it? Every time I go out in public they post a new picture up and they write things like: 'Does the left one look bigger than the right?' It's ridiculous."

[Mammeister]

The little prick teaser wouldn't be talking that way if she was flat chested. She's just pretending to be naive about her best (er breast) assets. She'd much rather talk about her acting and singing. Can't wait until she finally poses for Playboy!    

[HandyRefuse]

That was my conclusion too...those who have them but want to be known for their "other talents" just "don't understand" what the facsination is.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Wouldn't it be funny if JLH were using Bloussant(sp?) or that new vacum bra in secret?

[Goldeneye]

Ohhh!  I can't even completely understand how much that pisses me off!  I don't know which aspect makes it worse--that she flaunts them relentlesslt, that she plays innocent, that she changes into a smaller top while saying she'd like to stretch out into dramatic roles, or that she's CONSTANTLY talking about how she just doesn't understand everyone's infantile fascination with breasts.  She never says DIRECTLY that they're fascinated with HER breasts, but it's implied through and through.  And then, of course, there's the infamous tale about her letting the [female] interviewer feel her boobs, telling her to "go back and tell everyone they're real."  You can't tell me that's not one of those low-key publicity stunts that keeps people talking for years.  It makes me sick--"Boobs, boobs, boobs!  I guess I'm just too much of a girl-next-door to ever understand why everyone's so fascinated with them--hold on a minute, I'm not showing enough nipple..."  

[Mammeister]

Cheese whiz Goldeneye,

Calm down will ya?

Are you pissed because you weren't the one to cop a feel?

Move to Los Angeles and you just might get your chance!!
 

[RobertaFan]

Whether she understands breast obsession or not, it doesn't matter to me. All I know is what I understand, and from what I understand, Jennifer has a friggin' HOT rack.

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

For RobertaFan, and for all JLH fans who might be out there, there is an Addventure thread with JLH in it, hardly started. (As is true for all Addventure threads, if you don't like where it's going, you can always change it. Here's your chance to control JLH's destiny!)

The thread starts at episode #165216, then goes to #165436 >>>>> #165507 >>>>> #165519.

For those who want even more, Raoul Duke is a very prolific JLH Addventure Author. You can look up his episodes in the BEAddventure Index.

[Goldeneye]

I'm not pissed because I wasn't the one to cop a feel.  (It's best that I didn't, because she probably would have had to kill me before it was over.)  It just pisses me off the way she jerks (pun oh-so-not intended) guys around like that.  I mean, just a few minutes ago I saw a picture of her from a recent GQ magazine...you can see through her frigging blouse!  Now, what the hell kind of logic is that, I ask you?    

[ahamu22]

she's one of those girls one looks upon with equal parts lust and revulsion. she's just such a fucking airhead.

and yes, she has nice breasts, but she's bony elsewhere. get her off the treadmil just a few minutes for chirssake.

[sheber]

This coming from the same woman who said:


"I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit.

Who needs a necklace when you have these?"

-Jennifer Love Hewitt, Star of Party of Five, Commenting

on her Breast Development (Playboy, December 1998)

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Why all the rage?
1) She's talking about breasts. 2) It seems she wants us to think about her breasts.
3) Even though JLH is being too cute by half, she is promoting her only redeeming talent. (yes, I saw "I Know What You Did Last Summmer".
4)  If you are still in a huff see 1) through 3).

[ApesMa]

If there's rage, I would guess it's in response to the JLH's hypocrisy.

[Mammeister]

Didn't I say that JLH was a prick teaser?

Yeah sure, big breasts are ridiculous.......all the way to the bank!!!

If she wants a pearl necklace, maybe her male fans can oblige her? (If you know what I mean.)

Still waiting to see her pose for Playboy!
Mark my words, the day will surely come!!
Showing her skinny butt and all!!

From what she says, it seems that deep down inside, little miss sweetness would LOVE to be a gang banging nymphomaniac porn star. Talk about your "party of five"!!!  

[Zorlond]

Standard advertising ploy. Talk them down (constantly) to draw attention to them. Here are a few proposed commandments of sex ads.

Commandment one: Thou shalt sell thy sex or thou shalt be worthless.

Commandment two: If anyone calls you on it, blame the nearest man, whether it was his idea or not.

Commandment three: Breasts are blind luck. Asses can be -made-.

Commandment four: Any woman over DD shalt be shot down as a harlot on sight. See three.

Commandment five: D breasts balance out a C- face.

Commandment six: D breasts balance out a Z- personality.

Commandment seven: Two in a see-through are worth $50 grand.

Commandment eight: Women are never convicted of **14**. Men are never innocent.

Commandment nine: Go ahead and sell your soul, it'll just keep you up at night.

Commandment ten: Money is god.
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Pardon me, I need a drink...