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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2005, 08:38:38 AM »
Didn't Busty Heart hold up a bass guitar under her breasts?

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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2005, 10:38:26 AM »
Lost the Hummer, you say. I hate when that happens...

Allow me to diagram how it could, though:



The actual Hummer, of course, is not visible. It's lost, you see...
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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2005, 05:17:34 PM »
Am I the only person to ask "Where the hell is the security video?"

Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2005, 10:40:06 PM »
I think any security video that might have existed disappeared when dLurker's alarm clock went off    

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2005, 01:47:38 AM »
Lol she better had blinded you with her tits and run off with the video lol

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2005, 07:29:48 AM »
 
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Hmmm ... incidents like this might explain why the airport security guys want to check out my cleavage every single time I fly commercial !  




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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2005, 08:13:19 AM »
wonderful story mate!
*wanders off*

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2005, 02:07:32 AM »
LOL
amazing story dLurker -
on the other end, you could have told her "Sorry madam, at this point I'm gonna have to check what's inside your chest myself, it is my duty, ya know..."

 

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2005, 06:52:25 PM »
I'm not sure if this qualifies for 'evil' - but it was 'evil' in a fun way.

My ex girlfriend had huge natural breasts. 42FFs. She was super tall and blonde so you can imagine that she would demand a lot of attention as it was.

Well, when we first got together, I showed her a video of Sofia Staks bouncing her huge boobs through 'muscle control' - that is standing perfectly still and being able to make those huge things move up and down, side to side, and even in circles - one at a time or singly.

My girlfriend thought it was one of the coolest things ever and set about learning it. She had a much tougher road considering no implants, but she worked at it almost every night faithfully.

She started having to do the "I must increase my bust" prayer position, and barely getting those huge things to move - but after about a year of solid practice, she had great control. She could get about 6 inches of lift/bounce and she could do it with her hands in any position (at her sides, behind her head, behind her back, crossed arms) and keep the rest of her body motionless.

Lemme just tell you - watching her practice once she got GOOD was distracting to say the least. She'd just be sitting on the couch watching tv, completely concentrated on whatever she was watching, and her huge boobs would be bouncing and flexing and dancing and wiggling like they had a mind of their own.

I'm getting off topic: anyways - the story of using them for 'evil'--

Now there is nothing more sexy than when a girl KNOWS what she's doing, KNOWS it's getting you hot and bothered, and winks, or pouts, or raises her eyebrows, or whatever to acknowledge it. My ex used to do that all the time. I especially loved it when she'd do "puppet strings" like having her breasts on marionettes while she flexed, and looking at me and saying "watch this" teasingly first...
 
along the same lines, i think it's also super sexy when girls look down and watch what they're doing - like they're amused or amazed by it too.
 
But here's where the evil comes in - there's something to be said when a girl does it but doesn't acknowledge it at all.

We'd go to a restaurant - and my ex would have on a low cut top and when the waiter or waitress would come over to take our order, she'd still be looking at the menu and she'd just nonchalantly flex her huge boobs a few time. You should've seen the eyes bug out of the wait staffs head. They'd stare. They'd look at me like "did you just see that?" and she would just calmly order, look them in the eye or look at the menu and bounce again while she was talking...  she had excellent control - could do it with no shoulder movement at all in any position.  
 
Sometimes when she knew she was the center of attention, which was often, and we'd be waiting for a table with a bunch of other people (who we didn't know) we'd sit and talk or she would look out the window and she'd just consistently bounce her boobs, keeping the rest of her body completely still...  when you've got 42 FFs bouncing about  6 inches at a clip, people notice!!! and people would STARE like crazy!  They'd elbow their friends, and sometimes little [censored] would see it and just yell "Mommy look!"  
 
and depending on how many people had seen her, or her mood of the day - sometimes she'd stop when the mom or dad looked. The mom would say "Shhh. I know. They're big. it's not polite." and go back to their conversation and then a couple seconds later, she would start AGAIN, this time doing one boob, then the other, or switching off each bounce...
 
you've never heard so many 'oh my god's' whispered at the same time. And my ex would just act like she didn't know what was going on. didn't care. went on about her business...
 
the funniest one was when we were at a place for lunch, she had been doing the bouncing game for about 20 minutes while we waited, and nobody said anything to her, but they were all staring and we even saw some younger college girls using their hands to move their boobs trying to do it...  
 
well they finally call our name, we get up to walk to the hostess, and we walk a few steps and my ex turns back around to the whole group, looks down at her boobs and says "I guess our table's finally ready. Wave goodbye, girls" and she like "stall waves/jiggles" her left boob, then her right boob, then she puts her hands behind her head and whistles "Shave and a hair cut, six bits" bouncing one at a time and then on the six bits, bouncing both really strongly.
 
The place busted up. They were laughing, jaws dropping, screaming, yelling wow. I swear - they applauded, and we walked to our table and the rest of the restaurant wondered what the hell was going on.
 
man i miss those days...

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2005, 07:05:52 PM »
That would have been something to see, indeed, but your story is a great substitute!
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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2005, 07:10:11 PM »
Quote:

I'm not sure if this qualifies for 'evil' - but it was 'evil' in a fun way.

My ex girlfriend had huge natural breasts. 42FFs. She was super tall and blonde so you can imagine that she would demand a lot of attention as it was.

Well, when we first got together, I showed her a video of Sofia Staks bouncing her huge boobs through 'muscle control' - that is standing perfectly still and being able to make those huge things move up and down, side to side, and even in circles - one at a time or singly.

My girlfriend thought it was one of the coolest things ever and set about learning it. She had a much tougher road considering no implants, but she worked at it almost every night faithfully.

She started having to do the "I must increase my bust" prayer position, and barely getting those huge things to move - but after about a year of solid practice, she had great control. She could get about 6 inches of lift/bounce and she could do it with her hands in any position (at her sides, behind her head, behind her back, crossed arms) and keep the rest of her body motionless.

Lemme just tell you - watching her practice once she got GOOD was distracting to say the least. She'd just be sitting on the couch watching tv, completely concentrated on whatever she was watching, and her huge boobs would be bouncing and flexing and dancing and wiggling like they had a mind of their own.

I'm getting off topic: anyways - the story of using them for 'evil'--

Now there is nothing more sexy than when a girl KNOWS what she's doing, KNOWS it's getting you hot and bothered, and winks, or pouts, or raises her eyebrows, or whatever to acknowledge it. My ex used to do that all the time. I especially loved it when she'd do "puppet strings" like having her breasts on marionettes while she flexed, and looking at me and saying "watch this" teasingly first...
 
along the same lines, i think it's also super sexy when girls look down and watch what they're doing - like they're amused or amazed by it too.
 
But here's where the evil comes in - there's something to be said when a girl does it but doesn't acknowledge it at all.

We'd go to a restaurant - and my ex would have on a low cut top and when the waiter or waitress would come over to take our order, she'd still be looking at the menu and she'd just nonchalantly flex her huge boobs a few time. You should've seen the eyes bug out of the wait staffs head. They'd stare. They'd look at me like "did you just see that?" and she would just calmly order, look them in the eye or look at the menu and bounce again while she was talking...  she had excellent control - could do it with no shoulder movement at all in any position.  
 
Sometimes when she knew she was the center of attention, which was often, and we'd be waiting for a table with a bunch of other people (who we didn't know) we'd sit and talk or she would look out the window and she'd just consistently bounce her boobs, keeping the rest of her body completely still...  when you've got 42 FFs bouncing about  6 inches at a clip, people notice!!! and people would STARE like crazy!  They'd elbow their friends, and sometimes little [censored] would see it and just yell "Mommy look!"  
 
and depending on how many people had seen her, or her mood of the day - sometimes she'd stop when the mom or dad looked. The mom would say "Shhh. I know. They're big. it's not polite." and go back to their conversation and then a couple seconds later, she would start AGAIN, this time doing one boob, then the other, or switching off each bounce...
 
you've never heard so many 'oh my god's' whispered at the same time. And my ex would just act like she didn't know what was going on. didn't care. went on about her business...
 
the funniest one was when we were at a place for lunch, she had been doing the bouncing game for about 20 minutes while we waited, and nobody said anything to her, but they were all staring and we even saw some younger college girls using their hands to move their boobs trying to do it...  
 
well they finally call our name, we get up to walk to the hostess, and we walk a few steps and my ex turns back around to the whole group, looks down at her boobs and says "I guess our table's finally ready. Wave goodbye, girls" and she like "stall waves/jiggles" her left boob, then her right boob, then she puts her hands behind her head and whistles "Shave and a hair cut, six bits" bouncing one at a time and then on the six bits, bouncing both really strongly.
 
The place busted up. They were laughing, jaws dropping, screaming, yelling wow. I swear - they applauded, and we walked to our table and the rest of the restaurant wondered what the hell was going on.
 
man i miss those days...




Why is she your ex?  She sounds amazing!  Great story, wish I could have seen that!

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2005, 09:58:29 PM »
Oh too cool, Gambit.  

/me plots evil things for the future augmented wifey

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2005, 01:07:34 AM »
Alas she is my ex because we didn't see eye to eye on my new job and I didn't see eye to eye on her sponging. Twas tragic. But I have a great girlfriend now, (who I'm trying to convince to go BIG! LOL) and great stories from the past.

I'll give you another quick one - we were at a mexican restaurant in the valley with one of her friends. Again, my ex was wearing a low cut top and no bra (she didn't need one after her exercises... but more on that later)

Anyways, it was late night, end of the meal, just waiting for the bill to come - and we were all tired. Our mutual friend pulls out her cell phone to check her voice mail, and my ex pulls my head against her breasts (mostly her left as she was sitting next to me) like "go ahead and rest"

The friend across the table did one of those "awwwwwww" things and smiled like we were the cutest couple she'd ever seen. A few seconds go by, and my ex BOUNCES her boobs as hard as she can and actually BOUNCES MY HEAD OFF OF HER!

Her friend whipped her head around and dropped her cell phone. My ex is laughing. The friend looked at me, looked at my ex, and not quite sure she saw what she saw said "do that again"

Well my ex brings my head down on her breasts again, says "ready?" Our friend says "yeah" and again, she bounces my head even harder physically off her bosom again. Our friend's jaw dropped. Literally she sat there with her mouth open for a few seconds. The kicker to this was my ex just acted like it was no big deal.

Then her friend said "are you pushing them up with your hands under the table?" (My ex had her hands folded in her lap and the way she was built, her breasts hung out over the table top)

My ex looked at me like "should I show her?" and I said "go ahead". With that she brought her arms up and rested them on the table. Our friend looked at me, her eyebrows furrowed and then she turned and watched the 42FF's intently. You could tell this was not what she was expecting.

My ex smiles this very confident/cocky smile, raises her eyebrows and says "pick left or right". The friend says "left" and immediately she bounces the left one huge and fast. Again, our friend's eyes bug out and she gets this huge grin on her face of disbelief. Our friend says "right" and my ex switches, bouncing only the right one.

The friend reaches across the table and literally puts her two hands on my ex's boobs, like holding them lightly/resting on top, to FEEL what she was doing - My ex leans forward exposing massive cleavage, and also showing that there's no device, no apparatus, it's just all her, all the while bouncing both.

The friend screams. Seriously. Like this "Oh My God - half laughing, half-can't process it' scream. They both start laughing.

She starts to stutter out "H-hhow do you?"

And before she can finish, my ex goes "They're trained." She winks, leans back a little, rests her breasts on the table and starts 'drumming' this little 'We Will Rock You' pattern on the table. LEFT, RIGHT, BOTH -- RIGHT, LEFT BOTH.

And the friend looks at me like "You must be happy." And I just kind of nod along with her in amazement. And she shakes her head in disbelief, still laughing and says "Wow. That's a good trick. You've got to show me how to do that." and again out in the parking lot as she's leaving she says "Seriously. I want to learn how to do that."

Yep. You never knew what kind of fun was going to present itself on a late Tuesday night dinner date.

What's funny is she was even super shy to practice around me at first, but when she got really good - she LOVED doing it. I've got a million stories like this.

-Remy

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2005, 01:58:05 AM »
Remy, that is the most awesome thing ever.

Please tell us more stories about you guys.  Oh my god, that is amazing.  Not just what she could do, but her attitude toward it.

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Re: Using the twins for evil...
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2005, 07:00:08 AM »
Yeah, what Grotto said.  

You've got a million stories?  Well you've now got lots of patient listeners.  

What's funny is until you told your stories, I was only vaguely amused by this 'talent'.  But now?  Well obviously there's more to it than just a simple party quirk, like being double-jointed.  Finding the right place and the right time sounds like a hoot.

More, more!